Bad Style The two that don’t belong Eva Longoria and Katy Perry… On EVERY level. Like WAY out of their league. And of course they both look like ass. Total ASS. Katy, poor thing, appears to be completely overwhelmed and tried too hard with that ridiculous dress. What the hell is she doing there??? And Eva, oh By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 01:36 am
Anne Hathaway Anne’s double win week? She and Meryl Streep tied last night for Best Actress. Anne looked adorably and appropriately surprised. Meryl didn’t bother to show up. She’ll be at the Globes on Sunday, she probably didn’t feel like leaving New York two days early for yet another awards show. Amazing. Early By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 01:27 am
Gorgessity Empty night for the Brange We don’t get VH1 here in Canada so I couldn’t see for myself. But word is Angelina made a bitch face when Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep were announced as co-winners for Best Actress? True or not true? Thing is… Angelina didn’t have a chance. And she By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 01:11 am
Rumer Willis My Golden Rumey! Last year, due the writers’ strike, the Globes were cancelled and my Rumey missed out on her chance to work out her best chin angles on a grand, grand scale. Thankfully the HFPA extended her invitation and on Sunday night, Rumer Willis will finally wear the crown as Miss Golden By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 01:08 pm
Royals Clean cut and all smiles Hot Harry on a Horse and his brother today in London for the launch of the Henry van Straubenzee Memorial Fund. Harry is healthy and well rested after his trip to Mauritius with Chelsy and William, having spent part of the holiday with Kate Middleton, is done with the beard. By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 12:40 pm
Hook Ups Couple obsessed Can’t explain it. Last night I was browsing the articles, came upon this. Loved Amanda Seyfried’s hair in Mamma Mia – it’s the hair I will want forever and ever all my life and Duana is marking her as the next big thing but beyond that it was By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 09:56 am
B-tch please Get GOOPy on your rolls! Last week it was detox, this week, Gwyneth wants to work out with you. Because after starving yourself through a detox session, it’s time to tone and tighten. So I’m 35. After my birthday I decided I’d try working out like a fiend for a while because By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 08:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara Day She’s the sassiest young lady in a very famous family and today is her 4th birthday. Happy Birthday Miss Zahara! Let’s give her some love since she’s constantly being overshadowed by the Chosen One and the Holy Twins, the non-adopted offspring with their own magazine covers. If By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 06:44 am
Girly Throw Downs LipGloss instead! He’s skipping around his room squealing! They had originally wanted Robert Pattinson to present at the Globes. But Robert Pattinson is trying to escape the screaming, needing some refuge perhaps from Twilight losers. And so in his stead, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association went for their second choice… LipGloss By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 06:22 am
Parent Pimps Interview with the eternal victim Her mother taught her well. Dina Lohan’s mantra? Wah wah wah. Needless to say, it’s the same for Lindsay Lohan. New interview with Interview Magazine interviewed by Lauren Hutton who isn’t herself the picture of sanity. Lilo complains and complains. About the situation she finds herself in. By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 04:54 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Joint stag Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married this weekend. Apparently they’re treating it like Brad and Jen styles back in the day. Top secret, location to be determined, guests will only be text messaged the morning of for the venue details. Please. For Fergie and Josh? Who the hell By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 03:22 am
Heath Ledger The People’s Dark Knight TDK was the big winner last night as chosen by the People. Christian Bale, exquisite always, accepted on behalf of the film. He seemed a little pale. Even clammy. Or maybe that’s only because he skipped on the foundation. Of course he would skip on the foundation. It’s By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 02:56 am
Beyoncé Big Notorious Carpet Star studded arrivals last night at the Notorious premiere, a new film about the life and death of Biggie Smalls. Mary J Blige, Busta Rhymes, even Ja Rule made an appearance, of course Diddy himself with 2 SUVs along to carry his massive ego, and also the movie’s star By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 02:48 am
Girly Throw Downs The People’s Manslinger vs AssTalk Kate Hudson vs Katherine Heigl. KH vs KH Hudson at one point owned the market on dumbass chick flicks. As you know, she keeps making the same one over and over again. But Katherine Heigl invaded her territory last year with 27 Dresses. And succeeded. And then Kate told some By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 02:04 am
Bad Style The People’s Country Matchy She went shopping for her dresses at Arlene’s Fashion Emporium. Seriously, there’s cheapness smeared all over them. This is Carrie Underwood at the People’s Choice Awards last night arriving in some kind of bedazzler and then on stage in a low budge green tier pageant cast-off with… By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 01:48 am
Gorgessity Slumdog Gorgessity If you’ve seen it, you already know. Her name is Freida Pinto. Ridiculously beautiful. I saw Slumdog Millionaire with my husband. When we were leaving I asked him if he enjoyed it. His answer: Yeah, it was good. Let’s go home so I can google that girl. HOT. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 11:16 am
