Clown Possessive Lilo Check out this video. First Samantha Ronson leaves a restaurant, drives away alone. Lindsay Lohan pulls up later and she needs the paps – the paps!!! the dreaded paps!!! – to tell her what Samantha was doing, who she was with, and if she left alone. Then she sped off. TMZ reports By Lainey • May 06, 2009 01:09 pm
Twilight Tabloid Twilight While the two big dogs, People and Us Weekly, are engaged in battle over that Jon & Kate plus 8 and maybe cheating schoolteacher with an opportunist brother, the others are either sticking with the go-to money makers Brad, Angie, and Jen, or in OK!’s case, hoping to By Lainey • May 06, 2009 01:01 pm
Gorgessity Dustin Lance Black – The Advocate cover If you’ve seen Milk, you know his work. If you watched the Oscars, you heard his speech. Dustin Lance Black, 35 years old, won the award Best Original Screenplay and stood up and delivered the following message: “If Harvey had not been taken from us 30 years ago, I By Lainey • May 06, 2009 11:50 am
Cheese Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from By Lainey • May 06, 2009 08:36 am
Douchebags Kiefer did this His name is Jack McCollough, one of the designers of Proenza Schouler. As you can see, he has a cut on his nose. He received the cut courtesy of Kiefer Sutherland’s head. After the Met Gala on Monday night, Kiefer was at a party talking to Brooke Shields. He By Lainey • May 06, 2009 08:00 am
Style What she’s most proud of… Until Anna finally pats her on the head and gives her a Vogue cover. Poor Posh keeps waiting and waiting and waiting. I love that bitch for holding out on her. Bet your concrete tits that saying “no not yet” to Victoria Beckham is Anna Wintour’s happy place. For By Lainey • May 06, 2009 07:44 am
Gorgessity Lovers in London Amanda Seyfried with Dominic Cooper leaving Nobu last night in London and hopping in a cab. I love this about London. It’s not often the personal driver in the big hulking SUV. Most of them cab. Even the princes cab! Amanda will reportedly begin work soon on Remember Me By Lainey • May 06, 2009 05:51 am
Quiveration Bradley Cooper, superhero Yes! Word is, The Hangover is good. I wrote about it in relation to Bradley Cooper yesterday – click here for a refresher. Studio executives are hoping The Hangover will make Bradley Cooper the next Vince Vaughn – a funny hot guy who hopefully won’t get boring, bloated, and date Jennifer By Lainey • May 06, 2009 04:25 am
BFFs Third Girl Night Stella McCartney, Liv Tyler, and Kate Hudson out again for the third night in a row (on Sunday there was some other party) last night in New York at the Time 100 Most Influential People in the World gala. They were seated together all three of them in the ballroom By Lainey • May 06, 2009 04:05 am
Famewhores Looking uncomfortable Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management screened last night in New York. Here she is outside the theatre. Great that she’s not wearing black. Not so great because grey appears to be her new black. All the time. Not sure this is doing anything for her. Especially around the By Lainey • May 06, 2009 03:38 am
Douchebags Can you do what he does… Ryan Reynolds? Ugh. Ryan Reynolds is getting his own Deadpool spin-off. Great. He has the body for it but does he have the attitude? Can he do what Hugh does? Because Hugh can sell a movie. He sells it wholeheartedly. He engages the fans, he works hard for the By Lainey • May 06, 2009 03:23 am
Gossip Girl The purple is back Chuck’s purple was missing for a few. It was back last night. And as Michelle noted, some sh-t went down. Not the most well-acted episode, but great escapist fun. Group plotting against one thieving bitch with impossible resources. Please! We all dreamed of a similar takedown in By Lainey • May 05, 2009 01:24 pm
Quiveration I’ll watch with you… But you’re probably not watching alone. I know this because I saw photos of you the other day with an attractive girl, holding hands but separating when you realised you were being papped. This troubles you but you are papped so infrequently, I cannot honestly say that I’m By Lainey • May 05, 2009 10:15 am
Twilight Young love in the rain Marcus’s best friend Kona comes over every day and they hang out. Sometimes they sleep on the bed. Sometimes they grunt at each other and stay in separate bedrooms. At 3pm, on the dot, like clockwork, they present themselves outside my husband’s office and not very respectfully demand By Lainey • May 05, 2009 09:22 am
Twilight Here they come The Volturi. In Vancouver. Here are Michael Sheen and Jamie Campbell Bower arriving yesterday for New Moon. For those of you who are not familiar, Michael Sheen is the father of Kate Beckinsale’s daughter. It’s widely believed she left him for Len Wiseman during the filming of Underworld. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 08:11 am
Famewhores Shelfy the bride Who got married yesterday? You would think it was Shelf Ass. It was her special day. Let me explain. At every photo agency database it was pretty much the same – two women occupied more pages and image space than any others. The first… Madonna. Obviously. The second. Jessica f-cking By Lainey • May 05, 2009 07:18 am
