Girly Throw Downs Posehard pose-off! When Victoria Beckham met Renee Zellweger…who posed the hardest? Who posed so hard she need hip replacement surgery? Maybe we need a new poll. Ok, f-ck the Claudia vs Heidi poll. Let’s pit Posh and SnapFace head to head. Big surprise. Snappy’s wearing a strapless dress. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:58 am
Gorgessity This black dress Is f-cking exquisite. It’s Versace. Thematically similar to Shelfy’s dress (more on that later) only far superior. And of course on someone who can wear it. Never was pro-Claudia back in the day. Christy and Linda and Yasmine Ghauri, they did more for me especially on By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:30 am
Style It’s my IT band My ass has been aching for weeks. It’s my IT band. Even in a sitting position it’s cramping now. And when I drive. And especially when I sleep. Also, I have chronic neck and shoulder pain. I’m telling you this because I just popped in for quick By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:05 am
Bad Style Swank sag tits That episode of The Office – Hilary Swank, pretty or not? Please. Why is this even a debate? Maybe it’s just me. I don’t like her. I don’t like how she outed her ex husband as an addict in an interview with a dishy magazine. I also don’ By Lainey • May 05, 2009 05:44 am
Bad Style Supermodel Cougar Fack. This is not Teri Hatcher. Or Kelly Preston in that Maroon 5 video. This is Cindy Crawford. Cindy Crawford, whose husband is being sued for sexual harrassment after years of loud whispers about his philandering ways as George Clooney steps up to defend him. Her dress says it all, By Lainey • May 05, 2009 05:30 am
Style A little Edie at the Met Just a little. Or maybe I have her on the mind a lot lately after all this Grey Gardens hype which could explain why I opened these photos, saw Kate Moss, and immediately thought well now Little Edie would approve. This is the best costume for the day, you understand. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 05:19 am
Bad Style Overdress-Off! Battle of the overdressers: In one corner, the usual. Who else? Kate Beckinsale. F-ck! Does she have to? Can she help herself? Kate Beckinsale does not know the meaning of restraint. None. It’s Marchesa. No wonder I hate it. Besides, Penelope Cruz did this already and better. Her By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:47 am
Bad Style Mother daughter fail Those of you who’ve been visiting the site for a while have heard about this already. But it’s one of the best memories of my life. Lara – I miss you. I miss us getting completely rejected by Anna Wintour at the Costume Institute Gala in 2007. It’s By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:29 am
Bad Style The Madonna Debate We spent a significant amount time on this last night over Skype, Michelle and I. Obviously Madonna wasn’t hoping to make the Best Dressed List with this selection. Madonna is many things. But Madonna is not stupid. She wasn’t looking to the MiniVan to gasp with delight over By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:20 am
BFFs Stella’s girls They’ve been close for years, now three modern mothers – Kate Hudson, Liv Tyler, Stella McCartney. And all similarly pedigreed. Kate is a regular with Stella at this event. This year, Stella brought two dates and dressed them both, naturally, in her designs. Nothing super spectacular. She in fact went By Lainey • May 05, 2009 03:53 am
Bad Style Leighton > Lively 90% of you and an entire fleet of MiniVans will disagree… Blake’s was the safer choice. Pretty and soothing in blue and blonde and boring as f-ck and a cheap slit too. It’s Versace. I’m asleep. Like when Serena talks in her one voice, incapable of By Lainey • May 05, 2009 03:48 am
Bad Style Lazy Dunst She’s fired. For many reasons, not just last night. The Xenu sympathising doesn’t sit well. And then the whole rehab for “depression” business which, as you’d expect, nobody bought especially not after Sundance that year when she was passing out Lindsay Lohan styles at every party. Like, By Lainey • May 05, 2009 03:28 am
Style Suits! Love them both. In fact, I probably love Rihanna’s more than Lake Bell’s. Lake’s is super flattering and she’s more beautiful here than I’ve ever seen her but it’s also distinctly … stripper-y. Rihanna though, Rihanna is pure drama. Outrage? Let me guess – you By Lainey • May 05, 2009 03:15 am
Girlcrushes Best Hair: Marion Cotillard She wore Dior and brought the girls out. My Marion has great breasts, non? Accompanied by John Galliano, sexy and sweet at the same time, and perfectly styled, every detail especially the sideswept hair which I’ve never tried but have always wanted to and for 5 minutes considered cutting By Lainey • May 05, 2009 03:06 am
Quiveration Best Met Couples! First the newlyweds Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady – she’s in Versace, he’s adorable, and it’s all about the legs and the shoes. Shoe Porn! Sigh…this is the beach hair I’ve always wanted. It’s what happens when you’re Gisele Bundchen. Like she really doesn’ By Lainey • May 05, 2009 02:54 am
Intro for May 05, 2009 Dear Gossips, The Met Gala did not disappoint – on drama, on style, on ass… And for almost 20 minutes there it turned into Jessica Biel’s debutante ball – WTF? There is no doubt: we will disagree. Many times we will disagree. Fashion is an intense conversation. Please do send your By Lainey • May 05, 2009 02:14 am
