Brad Pitt Jolie sideswept You like? Her face, of course, it’s the face. And together, of course, they are a handsome couple. She looks nice… I guess. But she also looks 50. Just a reminder, because it’s easy to forget, Angelina Jolie is only 33. Like, if you didn’t know, would By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 07:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Boy sh-t is the new sh-t! Remember when George Clooney tussled with Fabio how that was one of the best stories of 2007? It made us so happy! And LipGloss’s recent jealousy over Robert Pattinson has provided endless amusement too. Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. But boy sh-t is the new sh-t! And the By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 06:49 am
Gorgessity Halle straightened Halle Berry at LAX early this morning headed for whereabouts unknown but Washington would be a good bet for a quick couple of days without the baby. Her hair is straight. I likey. You? And her face! So youthful, so fresh, and you know she’s older than Granny Freeze By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 05:53 am
Douchebags Hugh don’t know Junior My favourite, favourite story of the day. So Hugh Jackman and the rest of the Wolverine hotnesses are in Vancouver shooting final scenes. Hugh happens to be working out at the same fitness centre as Kevin Federline Junior who is tagging along with his wife and paycheque Tori Spelling while By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 05:03 am
Lindsay Lohan Back together for Obama Even Lilo and Sam are in Washington. Someone hired them to host a party this week. Of course they did. And in honour of the incoming president, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson even decided to pose together on the red carpet at the Declare Yourself event yesterday. Lindsay dressed all By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 03:47 am
Jennifer Lopez No divorce during inauguration Hell no. This week it’s all about Obama. And Jennifer Lopez would never do anything unless guaranteed a top spot in the headlines. Besides, right now she’s insisting they’re fine, claiming she and Marc Anthony have no intention of splitting, and that the presence or absence of By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 03:07 am
Brad Pitt Travelling Brange in Berlin Presumably while Brad Pitt continues work on Inglourious Basterds. He and Angelina Jolie were spotted leaving dinner hand in hand last night – first sighting of the Brange since the Golden Globes. So stealth. The two will probably stay for another few days before heading back to LA for the SAGs By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 02:45 am
Quiveration Making up for sh-t on the sidewalk Thankfully, for every five useless f-cks at Sundance, there is a Ewan McGregor. It takes away the sting. I want. I die. Oh Ewan. He brought his quiver to the festival to promote I Love You Philip Morris with Jim Carrey, the true story of a Texas conman who broke By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 02:05 am
Clown Sh-t on the sidewalk Was at Sundance 2 years ago. It was super fun. Because, like all super fun trips, the company made the difference. Laura and I had the best time hating on the poseurs. No doubt, Sundance attracts major stars. Absolutely. But among all the film festivals, Sundance is also the worst By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Princess AssTalk > Posh? First Blake Lively, now the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk herself Katherine Heigl??? According to Fashionista.com, Victoria Beckham has once again lost out to a tv girl: Katherine Heigl is rumoured to grace the magazine’s April issue. Vogue will not confirm but it does make sense. Heigl’s new By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:10 am
Douchebags The Year of Living Rap Ugh. What happened to Joaquin Phoenix? As you know, he said BYE GOOD to acting and instead has chosen to document his attempt to become a rap artist – yes, a rap artist – with bestie Casey Affleck. Apparently hip-hop is his life’s love, and he is now dedicated to pursuing By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:02 am
Douchebags Piven on the defence As you know, Jeremy Piven dropped out of the Broadway production of Speed-the-Plow just before Christmas citing mercury poisoning for not being able to fulfill his contractual obligation. Now the producers of the production have filed a grievance against him – no wonder he was on Good Morning America last week By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 12:54 am
BFFs Flirting is selling Whatever works, right? Kate Hudson turned it on in Rome at the photo call for Bride Wars. Check her out, playing to the camera – Kate’s always been a cocktease but lately it’s been extra amped. Maybe because she knows Bride Wars is extra dumbass. As we know though, By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 12:44 am
Gwyneth Paltrow New York GOOPy This week’s brilliant GOOP apparently features my Gwyneth’s favourite NYC restaurants. Like that hasn’t already been exhausted to death. It’s next week however that’s the juicy one. I’m waiting with breathless anticipation. If you are a GOOPy member, you must send it to me By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 07:44 am
Britney Spears The abs y’all She’s posted new rehearsal photos on her official site... Chicken Fried abs with no trace of having had booboos, hard at work for the Circus Tour, slaving away for all those mouths she has to feed: her dad, her mom, her brother, her nannies, her ex husbands, and probably By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 06:19 am
Famewhores Skinny Bitch & Old Hag Lindsay Lohan and her older sister Ali went shopping yesterday. As you can see, she’s loving her weight loss. Loving it. And she’s pretending she’d actually eat that pizza. Right. Those “on set” photos released yesterday – likely not from a film but from some low classy budget By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 05:12 am
