Famewhores Alba gets cut It’s blunt. You like? I do. She looks really young. Sigh. A fringe. I wish. But can’t. Fringe isn’t feng shui friendly during the 30s says mom. No cover up the forehead luck ah. Jessica Alba though is only 27. She has time. The new cut is By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 09:16 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy feels sorry for you My Gwyneth is hyping up her GOOP. Interview with USA Today explaining the motivation behind the launch of her newsletter, the vision behind it, why she’s so amazing, and how she doesn’t give a sh-t if you hate her. Simply put: it’s YOUR problem. MY problem. If By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 08:33 am
Hollywood Drugs Snort coke in moderation This is apparently Lily Allen’s message about cocaine. In a new interview, Lily – who is tight with Lindsay Lohan – believes that people are overreacting when they criticise cocaine use. According to Lily, using cocaine doesn’t necessarily result in the total sh-ts and that it’s all about the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 06:58 am
Twilight Becoming Orlando Bloom Teen adoration is a curse. Robert Pattinson is feeling it right now. He was supposed to begin shooting an independent feature with Dennis Hopper, Rosario Dawson, and the adorable Olivia Thirlby this month called Parts Per Billion, a departure from Twilight, and an opportunity for him to showcase that he’ By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 06:29 am
Break Ups It must be bad… If they can’t even deny it in People. So you’ve already heard the widespread reports that JLo and Marc Anthony are in trouble. Not even a year after the birth of the twins, she was photographed at the Benjamin Button premiere without her ring and, increasingly unhappy about By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 04:49 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Tour > Babies The new cover of OK! Magazine with a report on Britney and the upcoming tour. As you know, she agreed to permanent conservatorship under her father late last year – apparently because they were unable to secure insurance for the tour unless someone else was making the decisions. Which means that By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 03:29 am
Anne Hathaway Anne Hathaway’s Norbit Anne at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night more gussied up than she was on Monday at the Bride Wars premiere but still in black, and serious, and elegant, and very not frivolous despite the exceedingly frivolous and insipid and dumbassness of her new film opening this weekend Bride By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 03:13 am
Kylie Minogue Kylie’s new love! Yay! New from Hello Canada this week, photos of Kylie Minogue and a hot new Euro babe ringing in the new year in the French Alps, ready to declare to the world that she’s found love again after cancer and after Olivier Martinez. His name is Andres Velencoso, a By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 02:18 am
Girly Throw Downs Bromance and tempers Second night in a row, Josh Brolin and Sean Penn together, this time at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. But while Sean has been on his best behaviour, campaigning for that 2nd Oscar and holding his notorious surly attitude in check, he’s apparently letting his brother take over By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 02:12 am
Cheating Loins Defending without attacking Brad Pitt on the cover of the February issue of W Magazine, well timed for awards season. Of course the most notable part of the interview is about the triangle. Keep feeding the triangle…only unlike Jennifer Aniston, his comments were not inflammatory. For someone who claims she wants the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 01:58 am
Famewhores Late for the bag David Beckham playing for AC Milan today in Dubai. He looks great in red and white, non? Grow grow grow that hair! The entire family was there to cheer him on – all 3 Beckham boys dressed like dad. Adorable. And of course Victoria, in a killer ensemble she’s probably By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 12:44 pm
Drew Barrymore Loving her blonde It’s Drew Barrymore arriving at a post-production facility today, likely working on her directorial debut Whip It! starring Ellen Page. As you can see, Drew is very blonde. You likey? I likey. It’s a funky fresh change. Not forever, but for now it works for me. Drew will By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 12:24 pm
Quiveration Defiant triple yum At the premiere of Defiance tonight in London – Daniel Craig, fresh off his sunny holiday with Satsuki on the beach, looking rested and tan and as usual filling out his suit beautifully. But also new dad for the second time Liev Schreiber – am a fan – and Jamie Bell too. Love By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 09:35 am
Famewhores Too Easy Yesterday’s post about the Alba Bitch playing Taupe, using her kid for her career… Was pleasantly surprised to receive emails from you mommies quick to point out her fraud – apparently the hoop earrings were the telltale sign? See this is why I need you. Because of course being baby By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 08:32 am
Sports Common-law Cowboy Tony Romo is very, very serious about Jessica Simpson. Because he’s implying that she’s much more than just a girlfriend. The message is that she’s almost a wife. Like a common-law wife, wifely enough to be included in the 2008 Cowboys Family Cookbook presented by “the wives By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 07:00 am
Gossip Girl Chuck gets a massage Gossip Girl returned last night – thanks for your emails today asking about the Weekly Chat. It’s back… although the first show of the year kinda sucked, non? Was the kind of episode you really didn’t have to pay attention to until the final 10 minutes. Until the big By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 06:45 am
