Reese Witherspoon Double date with RDJ Love double date hikes! It’s the best multi-task: spending time with friends, exercising yourself, exercising the dog. If it ever stops pissing rain in Vancouver, we might be able to get out this afternoon, just like Reese and Jakey yesterday with his German shepherd Atticus and Robert Downey Jr By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 02:36 am
Bad Style After boyfriend jeans… Comes cut off shorts over stirrup leggings. Will it catch on? Check out Katie Holmes leaving her apartment yesterday headed to work on Broadway. As you can see, she’s trying out a new trend, not unlike the whole boyfriend jeans thing from earlier this year which, for many of By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 02:06 am
Hook Ups Drew & Jason? Enough with the love-typing! Drew Barrymore was out with Jason Segel the other night and of course now word is they’re supposed to be dating. He certainly fits the profile. Totally her type. TMZ has video of the two singing Rainbow Connection at karaoke here which means they’re By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:56 am
Quiveration The back of Hot Harry’s neck Looks delicious. Here’s Hot Harry not on his horse enjoying some down time (can you call it down time for a prince?) with Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. Something about the way he’s lounging in the sun, in a t-shirt, and his neck, probably smelling like fresh laundry By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:49 am
Quiveration Bond at the beach Yum. Daniel Craig is spending the holidays in St Barts with Satsuki Mitchell and her killer body and also a large group of their friends. Wonder if the trip’s on him? If I had his Bond money, I’d totally whisk all my girls and away on vacation. But By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:42 am
Clown A Lohan Holiday Is all about class. Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Then she compared herself to By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:30 am
Intro for Dec 24, 2008 Dear Gossips, Supposed to be heading to remote cabin with the in-laws today weather permitting. No wireless or cell service for 72 hours. Like, I don’t even how that’s possible anymore. Will be back on regular schedule on Monday December 29. Until then wishing you a very Merry By Lainey • Dec 24, 2008 04:22 am
Victoria Beckham What else is she allergic to? Her husband has just been installed at AC Milan and now she’s revealing that she’s actually allergic to pasta. Here’s Victoria Beckham’s explanation: ‘It's not that I avoid carbs, I'm allergic to pasta. It's like my kryptonite. I feel like By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 08:33 am
Quiveration Travel Day I would not want to be travelling today. Airports must be hell? This is Colin Farrell, my love #2, arriving in London from LA (everyone with an accent should get the hell out of LA) looking lean and trim as he has for a while and fresh off his surprising By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 07:40 am
Dumbass Best of 2008: Prunes! The secret behind those enigmatic half smile/half grimaces? We found out this year … It’s prunes! “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.” Who knew? That prunes are good for more than just poo? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen figured it out – this is why By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 04:22 am
Girly Throw Downs LipGloss style-stalker LipGloss took his girlfriend shopping yesterday with greasy hair and a grey shirt. Seen it? Of course you have. On Robert Pattinson. Only Robert Pattinson doesn’t iron his clothes and pull and tuck every perfect corner. Maybe in a couple of years if he stays in LA but…there By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 03:21 am
Famewhores Shelfy sucks at funny Funny or Die is usually spot on with their hilarious celebrity videos. Usually. Even, gulp, Ebola Paris Hilton’s message to McCain was admittedly pretty funny. So a real actor like Jessica Biel, all serious and sh-t, trying to stake her claim, you’d think at the very least she’ By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 02:37 am
Parent Pimps Cheese Grits are expensive Mentioned yesterday that Britney was, according to the paps, supposedly auditioning a new choreographer which would have meant that she’s dumped Wade Robson from the Circus tour. Yes and no. Wade Robson is indeed no longer on the team. But Jamie King didn’t have to audition for the By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 02:15 am
Clown Shopping cures all Samantha Ronson thanked fans on her blog for their concern about her hospitalisation this weekend: "Thanks for all your messages. I'm home and all good. Was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me. By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 01:56 am
Intro for Dec 23, 2008 Dear Gossips, Samantha Ronson was indeed suffering from exhaustion. Not to worry – she’s fine now. Fine enough to go shopping yesterday with Lindsay Lohan. Only in LA does being tired require hospitalisation…over and over and over again. It’s two days to Christmas. Are you ready? In the By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 01:45 am
Douchebags Worst of 2008: Princess AssTalk’s asstalking “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:21 pm