Gossip Girl Chuck needs Spanx It was our fixation this week. That Ed Westwick’s suits were just a little too tight… Sorry this is late and thanks for your messages asking about today’s Gossip Girl post. Duana, Michelle, and I we live across the country from each other. It’s an excuse for By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 10:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Raw fish and babies So Kate Moss and her boyfriend Jamie Hince went out for sushi today in London. Boyfriend and possible baby father? The UK press has been buzzing about it for weeks. Ugh. The dreaded bumpwatch. So even though she was smoking on vacation in Thailand, Kate being Kate, pregnancy rumours continue By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 09:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Big Boy Bitch Fight Adults open hand slapping each other. No, not an episode of Real Housewives but two major Hollywood directors engaged in a blockbuster pissing contest. Amazing. Michael Bay is the director of many well known mindless summer blow-em-up movies and most recently Transformers. The sequel Revenge of the Fallen is due By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 07:56 am
Quiveration What are you doing on Friday? WAIT. Don’t skip this. Just a few short thoughts before you click away: It’s not about football. It’s about relationships. And family. And great television. So what’s the problem??? January 16th is Friday Night. Hell yeah. Season 3. Friday Night Lights. It’s back! On NBC By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 06:22 am
Ebola Victims No entry for victims of Ebola The Globes, the parties… Let’s start with Jared Leto. Jared Leto’s career died about a year ago after he was photographed kissing Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton at Sundance. You can read its obituary here. Been ages since Leto “acted” and his only activities at this point seem to By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 04:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried Pippy Shelf Ass! Last night! All in the same space! Oh la! So Justin Timberlake and his clinger Jessica Biel were having dinner at Yatai in West Hollywood. Britney Spears walks in with her mother. According to eyewitnesses, when Pip and Shelfy saw her come in, they sank into their seats, dying from By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 04:03 am
Hook Ups Manslinger finds a keeper? I reported yesterday that contrary to dumbass rumours that Kate Hudson was manslinging ARod on the sly, she had actually hooked up with Adam Scott in Hawaii. Check it – first photo, Kate and Adam on the beach. See? Waaaaay better than Alex Rodriguez. Like, it’s not even the same By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 03:01 am
Famewhores The Freeze retreats Remember in high school if something embarrassing happened in class, like in gym, maybe you bent over awkwardly and flashed your ass, or Toby told everyone he took your virginity, or you totally missed your high note at the recital, or Max declared he didn’t want to go steady By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:35 am
BFFs Always with mom That asstalking ingrate Katherine Heigl was not at the Globes on Sunday. Unlike previous years, Grey’s was not represented at the show because, well, it sucks. The second half of 2008 was very, very quiet for Heigl. After shooting off her mouth about her writers’ undeserving plotline, she smartly By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:17 am
Parent Pimps Calling out the family pimp Britney Spears introduced her “tour team” on her website yesterday. As previously reported, Jamie King has replaced Wade Robson and a new choreography team is on board too. Meanwhile her former manager Johnny Wright spoke very candidly about the new Chicken Fried tour – Circus has moved ahead at an alarming By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:01 am
Girly Throw Downs Ten months to go Anne Hathaway was on the January cover, now Blake Lively has been chosen for February… Victoria Beckham only has 10 more tries this year for US Vogue. Oh shame. Blake Lively > Victoria Beckham? Indeed. Blake Lively who? Exactly! Any self respecting fan of Gossip Girl knows this is an By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 01:55 am
Daniel Craig Spanx and stripes First official outing for Naomi Watts since the birth of her second son Samuel Kai exactly a month ago today. Naomi and Liev Schreiber attended the Defiance screening in New York last night. Assisted by a striped dress over – assuming – a pair of spanx, Naomi looked as though she was By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 01:52 am
Jerry Ferrara Don’t hide your love! It’s Turtle and his girl this weekend in Hollywood pretending to be all shy and sh-t for the paps. Why??? Here are Jerry Ferrara and Jamie-Lynn Sigler at Madeo the other night. Jerry of course attended the Globes with his boys on Sunday. They went home empty handed. And By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 08:51 am
Style Globes Best: Maggie Gyllenhaal One more! There were so many articles today, this one was skipped. Anyway… The dress, it’s Lanvin. I’m not a chanter but I would chant for this dress. One shoulders and the bad fengshui-ness of the imbalance usually scares me but this dress, this dress is my entire By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 08:12 am
Hook Ups Manslinger back to athletes I tingled to this article earlier about Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez. Ew. Like I said with Madonna, there’s nothing about that whiny bitch that says he must be mounted. Adam Scott on the other hand… Oh la. Manslinger was in Hawaii this weekend as was Scott for the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 07:27 am
Hook Ups The wedding I would crash Definitely Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. And this time it’s official. Because People says so, which means they’ve totally sanctioned the message. According to the magazine, he proposed on Friday with a diamond solitaire. Her team is supposedly working out a press release sometime this week...? Not really By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 07:00 am
