Clown Bottom of the barrel Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 01:49 am
Dev Patel Pap worthy! Those of you in the UK know about Skins. The show has yet to come to North America, word is it’s on its way. And when it does, you will LOVE. I watched Season 1 over the holidays because after Slumdog Millionaire I needed more Dev Patel. The depravity By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 11:28 am
Bad Style Will’s worst pants This is the first time in a long time that Will Smith hasn’t looked great in clothes. Like, those pants. Those pants are ass. They’re not hanging right. They hanging like he’s wearing longjohns underneath. They actually fit like Tom’s pants used to. Before he lost By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 11:12 am
Ryan Reynolds Wolverine in the city The man heat is crowding Vancouver. Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Kitsch, and Eric Bana… As you know, much of the X-Men series was shot in Vancouver. Australia was chosen for Wolverine but the actors are putting the final touches on some sequences here in town which explains why Hugh, By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 10:15 am
Ebola Victims I love you Kevin Huvane He’s a super agent at CAA. And he’s trying to uphold Hollywood Hierarchy, especially during awards season. Kevin is also smart enough to not only stay away from Ebola Hilton infection but to try and REMOVE it from his environment. I love him. And for this reason, for By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:30 am
Smutty Surgery No Botox? Yes Porn! The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Rubbing, kissing, laughing… And moving foreheads! By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:10 am
The suspenseful Oscars? It’s all about ratings. And last year, Oscar ratings were piss poor. So the Academy is shaking things up. Hugh Jackman has already been named the host, breaking from traditional “funny people” selections and this just in… AMPAS has announced that it will NOT announce the names of presenters By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 06:36 am
Quiveration Bond the driver Daniel Craig appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night – he arrived looking like a professional driver. And he looks great in his jaunty little cap and skinny (ish) tie. Daniel is making the rounds to promote Defiance. Did you watch last night? Sigh. His manly business was By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 06:24 am
George Clooney It was for dad Why was Clooney in Washington? Turns out it was his dad’s birthday. So he flew in, had dinner, spent the night, and this morning was spotted back at the airport jetting off for parts unknown. As you can see, he was a sweetheart with the security lady. Many of By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 04:05 am
Girly Throw Downs LipGloss beard gets rejected, Robert chained Twilight super losers had whipped themselves into a frenzy earlier this week when it was announced that Vanessa Hudgens had auditioned for a part in the sequel. LipGloss’s beard was said to have been coveting the role of Leah, the only lady wolf in the story. Tricky, non? LipGloss By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 03:51 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s on! Holy Moly has the exclusive first look at Katie Holmes’s new ads for Miu Miu…and they happened to leak on the same day that Posh’s Armani shots were released! Coincidence or conspiracy? Oh la. Mrs Beckham will be furious. So furious she might just… Eat something? No. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 02:52 am
Clown Is this a man? Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 02:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Besties fighting? As mentioned during the Globes wrap-up, Cameron Diaz looked decidedly uncomfortable sitting next to her bestie Drew Barrymore the other night. Can’t say I blame her. Drew was so cranked up and blown out, any friend would worry. OK Magazine is now reporting that at an afterparty at the By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 01:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried new digs She’s moving! Britney Spears is saying goodbye to the house with the ghosts – those ghosts that had to be wheeled out on a gurney just a year ago. My mother’s feng shui doctor approves. Her new home is worth almost $9 million in Calabasas. Wrote Britney on Twitter: By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 01:34 am
Victoria Beckham Posh for Armani – first look Her underwear ads – two shots have just been released. You likey? Have to say Mrs Beckham looks great (the hair is amazing) but then again, she SHOULD look great. With that much light and shadow, a thousand assistants fluttering around for touch-ups, it’d be criminal if she didn’t By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 01:20 am
Blind Riddles Mr Clooney goes to Washington Much as I wish I had access to his schedule, I’ve no idea what George Clooney is doing in Washington. The inauguration is still a week away. Perhaps more lobbying? Whatever the reason, he arrived there today all smiles, looking fit and vibrant and full of charisma as usual By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 11:59 am