Drew Barrymore Loving her blonde It’s Drew Barrymore arriving at a post-production facility today, likely working on her directorial debut Whip It! starring Ellen Page. As you can see, Drew is very blonde. You likey? I likey. It’s a funky fresh change. Not forever, but for now it works for me. Drew will By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 12:24 pm
Quiveration Defiant triple yum At the premiere of Defiance tonight in London – Daniel Craig, fresh off his sunny holiday with Satsuki on the beach, looking rested and tan and as usual filling out his suit beautifully. But also new dad for the second time Liev Schreiber – am a fan – and Jamie Bell too. Love By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 09:35 am
Famewhores Too Easy Yesterday’s post about the Alba Bitch playing Taupe, using her kid for her career… Was pleasantly surprised to receive emails from you mommies quick to point out her fraud – apparently the hoop earrings were the telltale sign? See this is why I need you. Because of course being baby By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 08:32 am
Sports Common-law Cowboy Tony Romo is very, very serious about Jessica Simpson. Because he’s implying that she’s much more than just a girlfriend. The message is that she’s almost a wife. Like a common-law wife, wifely enough to be included in the 2008 Cowboys Family Cookbook presented by “the wives By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 07:00 am
Gossip Girl Chuck gets a massage Gossip Girl returned last night – thanks for your emails today asking about the Weekly Chat. It’s back… although the first show of the year kinda sucked, non? Was the kind of episode you really didn’t have to pay attention to until the final 10 minutes. Until the big By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 06:45 am
B-tch please GOOP is fat! Are you crusty today? Post holiday blues? If so, my Gwyneth is about to piss you off. Be warned. Or maybe that’s a good thing. You know you love to hate her. So she’s released her first GOOPy newsletter of the year – this time about detoxing. And she By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 04:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Cheryl doesn’t know Posh As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 03:02 am
Break Ups Self spinning drama And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:42 am
Nick Jonas Golden Vagina Virgins Skew younger, skew younger. This is the message. So did Robert Pattinson decline? They wanted him as a presenter, instead the Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed this morning that the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers would make an appearance on Sunday to pad their ratings – you know the zygotes will tune By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:11 am
BFFs Milk Bromance Josh Brolin was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for a Golden Globe nomination but he did receive the Best Supporting Actor honour from the NY Film Critics Circle and was recognised by the Screen Actors Guild which certainly holds him in good stead when the Academy announces its By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:05 am
Bad Style Bride Ass Overdresed Kate Hudson was everywhere yesterday in New York, hitting up the talk show circuit and also the red carpet for Bride Wars. First at Letterman in a green sparkly thing and who cares about the dress when there’s an ass to be had? Manslinger has an ass. Damn that By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:00 am
Sports Are you engaged? Tom Brady went out for groceries today in Pacific Palisades. It was reported over the holidays that he’d proposed to Gisele though the engagement has been quickly denied by his family. Both are so private, and not in a contrived way, they’d probably refuse to confirm it even By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 11:43 am
Quiveration Wear that leather jacket… Wear it, Hugh. Wear the sh-t out of that leather jacket, oh yeah. While the sight of Taylor Kitsch in his boxers certainly gets me swoony, my lady business has always reacted more quickly to a man well clothed, his gait in his a great pair of pants, his hands By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 10:13 am
Gorgessity Holiday glow Cameron Diaz departed from Heathrow today en route to LA, headed home after spending new year’s with British boyfriend Paul Sculfor. She looks amazing, like she enjoyed herself. Am all over her travel wardrobe too. Comfortable but stylish and not completely ridiculous like Posh. As mentioned earlier, Cam has By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 06:41 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried New Year January 4, 2008 – Britney kicked off 2008 strapped to a gurney, wheeled out of her house and into an ambulance in the middle of the night as the world watched, horrified and fascinated. Exactly a year later it’s a new beginning. This is Britney yesterday leaving the studio, working By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 03:06 am
Famewhores Jakey to accept? Jakey G took Reese to the Laker game last night. They sat beside power player Jeffrey Katzenberg for whom Reese worked in Monsters vs Aliens, the next blockbuster animated release due out in March by Dreamworks. Coincidentally, or not, Dreamworks just announced "perhaps the biggest media-advertising event in history” By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 02:37 am
