Sports Porny consolation She’s actually not porny at all here. What she is is very, very pretty. Always pretty when she’s not tackied up. Jessica accompanied Tony Romo back to Dallas this weekend after celebrating new year’s in Miami, trying to help him forget about his embarrassing three turnovers that By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 02:29 am
Parent Pimps Double date with dad and God JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 02:01 am
Penelope Cruz Spanish Love is alive! Yay! Spanish gossips reported earlier that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem had split because she wanted babies and he didn’t. Apparently wrong. Because the two were photographed this weekend departing Geneva after enjoying some down time in the Alps. Spanish sizzle is not dead. Spanish sizzle will be in By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Next dress to copy … and replaced! Posh was in Dubai with David on Saturday at an AC Milan party upstaging everyone in a gorgeous D&G dress, much more gorgeous than her own dresses, and likely one she’ll copy for her own label some time soon, having already pillaged through the designs of Roland By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:32 am
Famewhores Still waiting… Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole & Joel: volunteering after vacation Nicole Richie and Joel Madden spent some time in Hawaii over the holidays before heading back to LA just before new year’s. On Saturday they volunteered at Six Flags for Beyond Shelter, an agency that works with the impoverished, providing housing and social programs to children living in the By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:13 am
Maple Leaf Alanis minus 20 Am so not feeling Alanis Morrissette in OK! Magazine gushing about her 20 pound weight loss. Can’t put my finger on it but just isn’t sitting right. Maybe it’s because the styling is for sh-t. Who decided to put her in a long purple dress with those By Lainey • Jan 02, 2009 06:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Best of 2008: upstage and porn February 23, 2008 – the Independent Spirit Awards. The Academy had ignored the Brange, depriving Angelina Jolie of a Best Actress nomination for A Mighty Heart. As such, they would not be at the Oscars the following evening. Throughout awards season, the Brange had been coy about the pregnancy rumours. She By Lainey • Jan 02, 2009 04:22 am
Lindsay Lohan Coming down drama All night partying, coked out of her mind, you think her drama is off the charts when she’s fully cranked? How about when she’s coming down? Click here to read about Lindsay Lohan’s NYE meltdown from yesterday. The next day she and Sam were spotted at the By Lainey • Jan 02, 2009 03:51 am
Quiveration No break for Becks He’s training with his winter team AC Milan in Dubai, working his ass off, apparently determined to prove that even though he took off for the money in American, he can still cut it in Europe. Well… The British press, because they love to hate his wife and therefore By Lainey • Jan 02, 2009 03:43 am
Girly Throw Downs NYE Lilo Dramz Like you’re surprised? There was a party, Lindsay Lohan was inside, she flipped out. Just another night. So you know she and Samantha Ronson were booked at Mansion in Miami for a NYE gig. Well Nik who runs the website TheDirty.com (thanks to Jon for the link) claims By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 07:49 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson NYE Oily Over at the Venetian in Vegas, Fergie hosted a party with Carmen Electra. As you can see, the soon to be Mrs Duhamel could have used some powder. And a new face. Because the one she has right now is busted. Never fails to amuse me how celebrities are pampered. By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 07:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession NYE Baby-Free Also in Vegas at Pure, Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz hosted an affair so lame the most high profile guests were Heidi Montag and that Spencer she may or may not have married. What’s up with all this hosting business? Well, you gotta go where they pay you. By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 06:55 am
Clown NYE Waste of Money Denise Richards and Lance Bass co-hosted a party at Prive Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Like, who would hire Denise Richards? And… who would actually GO to an event hosted by Denise Richards??? I would rather grab takeout at McDonalds – quarter with cheese, supersized fries, AND a filet fish to wash By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 06:34 am
Bad Style NYE CarbFace and Bad Hair In Miami at LIV at the Fountainebleau – Nick and Nessa in matching shiny sheen delight. But not really. Vanessa Minnillo is such a beautiful girl in real life. But her persistent pageant styles are for sh-t. And not sure what she’s doing with that hair. Nick Lachey, after outselling By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 06:22 am
Nick Jonas NYE Vagina Virgins Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 06:06 am
