Girly Throw Downs Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp! I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?” Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 11:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession NYE baby? The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 08:28 am
Thinnification Spittle and Lilo in Miami Separately…but you know he likes to party and leer at the ladies. Will he show up at her bash at Mansion tonight? This is Gerard Butler in Miami last night, a prelude to what will likely be a full spittle affair in South Beach as he rings in the By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 07:03 am
Douchebags Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 05:33 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Gere genes A lot of dudes in Hollywood lose their hot fast. Not Richard Gere. Richard Gere turns 60 in 2009. He looks great. Maybe it’s all the meditating and spiritual enlightenment experience from hanging out with the Dalai Lama. Richard and wife Carey Lowell and their son Homer are also By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 03:31 am
Bad Style In the corner where she belongs Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 03:04 am
Best of 2008 Worst of 2008: Bye Good Joaquin Phoenix Just last night in Miami – this is Joaquin Phoenix. Oh Joaquin… It’s the elastic holding back half his hair that twists the knife in your heart, non? As you know, Joaquin recently announced his “retirement” from acting, spelling it out for us on his hands: BYE GOOD. He’s By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 02:44 am
Katie Holmes As if on cue… It was noted yesterday that Tom Cruise had gone underground despite the surprising opening numbers for Valkyrie. He must have heard our call because he emerged yesterday, bright eyed and big toothed, smiling for the cameras after bowling with Connor and while escorting KatE to work. Tom Cruise currently has By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 02:28 am
Hollywood Closet Gay with a guitar on a boat And he’s not serenading Johnny Gill! St Barts seems to be the warm weather destination of choice for celebrities this holiday - exclusive and expensive and no sign of recession. As you know, Eddie Murphy has made an obscene amount of money wearing fatsuits making the same movie over By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 07:44 am
Best of 2008 Best of 2008: Crunk Chanel Mooseknuckle Oh Karl. How could 2008 be complete without Karl? Enjoy his tight package on the runway after presenting a Chanel collection in July. Then feast your eyes on Crunk Karl styled in his own “fantasy” pose for Harper’s Bazaar. Lil Wayne is NOT demode. And one of the year’ By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 06:43 am
Girly Throw Downs No more babies? Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 06:24 am
Gorgessity First married NYE It’s their first Christmas as husband and wife, they’ll be ringing in the new year for the first time as Mr and Mrs BJZ, and as usual they’re spending it on the boat. Beyonce loves the yacht. She and Jay-Z love lounging on the yacht by the By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 05:06 am
Best of 2008 Best of 2008: the Beckham ads In 2008, Victoria was featured in a series of memorably silly ads for Marc Jacobs, fronting his campaign with a sense of humour and a desperate eagerness that was endearing until she started believing her own hype… And David stripped down for Armani. We must thank Mr Armani. Because… well… By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 02:45 am
Jessica Alba All smiles on a night out Jessica Alba and her husband were spotted out and about yesterday no baby and then extended their free night on the town at Crown Bar and then Bardot. As you can see, she actually smiled. Jessica Alba is in good spirits. She starts shooting The Killer Inside Me in a By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 02:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Backlash begins A couple of weeks ago, I posted this article about Mickey Rourke’s Oscar chances. He is a lock for a nomination and even considered the frontrunner …at the moment. But as mentioned already, Mickey has few friends in Hollywood, having alienated and insulted so many players up and down By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 02:05 am
Girlcrushes The actor’s actor How many Academy Award–winning movie stars succeed in maintaining a stable, enduring marriage with a professional colleague while building such a stellar career, not to mention raising children away from the paparazzi and keeping everyone’s ups and downs out of the headlines? – Vanity Fair February 2009 Who else? By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 12:38 pm
