Quiveration Topless Hot Harry hugs Chelsy Oh. Jealous. To be young, super rich, super blonde, super connected, and somehow keeping Hot Harry on a Horse more or less committed after all these years. What’s a skanky bar girl or two in Calgary? Chelsy’s eye is on a bigger prize. As mentioned earlier, they are By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 06:51 am
Ebola Victims Entourage Killer in Australia Ebola Hilton arrived in Melbourne the other day with its sister Nicky. Nicky also brought along her boyfriend David Katzenberg. Jeffrey Katzenberg raised a son who’d date a Hilton? Shame. Ebola and crew will next be heading to Sydney where it’s scheduled to host a NYE party and By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 06:37 am
Cheese Worst of 2008: Beefcake Bachelor In June People Magazine named Mario Lopez its Hottest Bachelor. So much to choose from and … Mario Lopez? Him? Ew! Of course he milked every last drop out of that sh-t, even posing with his own centrefold for the paps. He also recreated Brad Pitt’s infamous scene from Thelma By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 04:55 am
Quiveration Flavour of a French man Oh yeah. Ah oui! Guillaume Canet making it easy to fall in love with him on the cover of French GQ. They’re projecting he can conquer America too, like his girlfriend Marion Cotillard, the most perfect couple ever. Guillaume just wrapped Last Night, shot in New York, with Keira By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 04:02 am
Hollywood Closet Bras are icky Those vagina virgins the Jonas Brothers played a show the other night and some child in the audience decided to throw her bra onstage at Joe, the waxy pretty gay one. His reaction was similar to what my main ‘mo Darren does every time I try to talk to him By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 03:25 am
Reese Witherspoon Double date with RDJ Love double date hikes! It’s the best multi-task: spending time with friends, exercising yourself, exercising the dog. If it ever stops pissing rain in Vancouver, we might be able to get out this afternoon, just like Reese and Jakey yesterday with his German shepherd Atticus and Robert Downey Jr By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 02:36 am
Bad Style After boyfriend jeans… Comes cut off shorts over stirrup leggings. Will it catch on? Check out Katie Holmes leaving her apartment yesterday headed to work on Broadway. As you can see, she’s trying out a new trend, not unlike the whole boyfriend jeans thing from earlier this year which, for many of By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 02:06 am
Hook Ups Drew & Jason? Enough with the love-typing! Drew Barrymore was out with Jason Segel the other night and of course now word is they’re supposed to be dating. He certainly fits the profile. Totally her type. TMZ has video of the two singing Rainbow Connection at karaoke here which means they’re By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:56 am
Quiveration The back of Hot Harry’s neck Looks delicious. Here’s Hot Harry not on his horse enjoying some down time (can you call it down time for a prince?) with Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. Something about the way he’s lounging in the sun, in a t-shirt, and his neck, probably smelling like fresh laundry By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:49 am
Quiveration Bond at the beach Yum. Daniel Craig is spending the holidays in St Barts with Satsuki Mitchell and her killer body and also a large group of their friends. Wonder if the trip’s on him? If I had his Bond money, I’d totally whisk all my girls and away on vacation. But By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:42 am
Clown A Lohan Holiday Is all about class. Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Then she compared herself to By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:30 am
Intro for Dec 24, 2008 Dear Gossips, Supposed to be heading to remote cabin with the in-laws today weather permitting. No wireless or cell service for 72 hours. Like, I don’t even how that’s possible anymore. Will be back on regular schedule on Monday December 29. Until then wishing you a very Merry By Lainey • Dec 24, 2008 04:22 am
Victoria Beckham What else is she allergic to? Her husband has just been installed at AC Milan and now she’s revealing that she’s actually allergic to pasta. Here’s Victoria Beckham’s explanation: ‘It's not that I avoid carbs, I'm allergic to pasta. It's like my kryptonite. I feel like By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 08:33 am
Quiveration Travel Day I would not want to be travelling today. Airports must be hell? This is Colin Farrell, my love #2, arriving in London from LA (everyone with an accent should get the hell out of LA) looking lean and trim as he has for a while and fresh off his surprising By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 07:40 am
Dumbass Best of 2008: Prunes! The secret behind those enigmatic half smile/half grimaces? We found out this year … It’s prunes! “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.” Who knew? That prunes are good for more than just poo? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen figured it out – this is why By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 04:22 am
Girly Throw Downs LipGloss style-stalker LipGloss took his girlfriend shopping yesterday with greasy hair and a grey shirt. Seen it? Of course you have. On Robert Pattinson. Only Robert Pattinson doesn’t iron his clothes and pull and tuck every perfect corner. Maybe in a couple of years if he stays in LA but…there By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 03:21 am
