Famewhores Shelfy sucks at funny Funny or Die is usually spot on with their hilarious celebrity videos. Usually. Even, gulp, Ebola Paris Hilton’s message to McCain was admittedly pretty funny. So a real actor like Jessica Biel, all serious and sh-t, trying to stake her claim, you’d think at the very least she’ By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 02:37 am
Parent Pimps Cheese Grits are expensive Mentioned yesterday that Britney was, according to the paps, supposedly auditioning a new choreographer which would have meant that she’s dumped Wade Robson from the Circus tour. Yes and no. Wade Robson is indeed no longer on the team. But Jamie King didn’t have to audition for the By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 02:15 am
Clown Shopping cures all Samantha Ronson thanked fans on her blog for their concern about her hospitalisation this weekend: "Thanks for all your messages. I'm home and all good. Was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me. By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 01:56 am
Intro for Dec 23, 2008 Dear Gossips, Samantha Ronson was indeed suffering from exhaustion. Not to worry – she’s fine now. Fine enough to go shopping yesterday with Lindsay Lohan. Only in LA does being tired require hospitalisation…over and over and over again. It’s two days to Christmas. Are you ready? In the By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 01:45 am
Douchebags Worst of 2008: Princess AssTalk’s asstalking “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:21 pm
Girlcrushes Best of 2008: Marion Cotillard wins Oscar Everything about her that night. Oh my God her dress. And her hair. Of course her face. Her shock at winning over Julie Christie. Le sigh. I love her so much. And then seeing her in the press room, as she was asked to sing an Edith Piaf song that By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 01:55 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession No Granny Christmas in New York Hugh Jackman – SO cute with his kids – is spending Christmas in York with his family, having been in Australia the better part of 2 years, he said it would be fun to hang out in America for a change. And Granny Nicole’s not around either. Bonus. Poor Hugh has By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 09:26 am
Quiveration I love you James Franco The way he and Sean Penn meet at the beginning of Milk is the cutest, sexiest scene ever and left me tingling for the rest of the two hours, which quickly turned to bitterness now remembering how Laura would not let me sit on his lap at Sundance 2 years By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 07:29 am
Famewhores Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 06:33 am
Hook Ups Madonna’s Jesus, Guy’s pimp While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 05:24 am
Lindsay Lohan Let me guess… Exhaustion? Or was it an “asthma attack”? TMZ.com is reporting that Samantha Ronson checked into hospital this weekend – not serious but also no disclosure at press time what exactly was ailing her though it won’t be too hard to predict. She’ll probably borrow from Lilo. And Lilo’ By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 04:32 am
Bad Style New hair, boot cut jeans Twilight super losers were stabbing themselves with wooden spikes this weekend, inconsolable over Robert Pattinson’s new shorter haircut. No seriously, for reals. Even People.com is running a likey/no likely poll. Whatever. He’s a beautiful boy with a beautiful face, hair or no hair. More pressing then By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 04:15 am
Clown Pam is still not wearing pants Two weeks ago, Pam Anderson showed up in Miami for an art show not wearing any pants. Or, rather, only wearing her panties. This weekend she arrived at LAX again choosing to forgo trousers. Because we should all forgo trousers in favour of whore heels and not much else. That By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:51 am
Famewhores Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned! Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:43 am
Britney Spears What Chicken Fried wanted for Christmas To drive again! Oh the dramatics whenever she was behind the wheel. Needless to say, when her father took control, he also banned her from driving. There’s a sad moment in For The Record when they haul her out to the middle of nowhere and she’s like where By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:12 am
Famewhores All over Milan The Beckhams arrived this weekend. And, in signature Posh fashion, her entrances were loud, dramatic, and (in her mind) very, very fashionable. They went out for dinner, hosted by Italian celebrities, she showed off her bones making everyone else feel fat, they rocked matching haircuts (exactly, right?), they attended David’ By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:06 am
