BFFs Boozy boys’ night George Clooney was in London last night. Matt Damon is in London too. They hooked up for dinner at Nobu – evidently George pounded his way through dinner because he already looked rather unsteady as he was leaving. But that was just the beginning. Next he headed for Whisky Mist, calling By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:01 am
Bad Style Finally Aguilera Been complaining about Christina Aguilera and her repeat medley-ing from the VMAs and then at the AMAs…but last night, last night she made up for it all. A wickedly restrained performance at the Grammy nomination show with no freaky sideshow gimmicks, no dancing thank God, no copycat Lady Gaga By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 01:52 am
Kate Winslet Is this your Kate? Kate Winslet with Ralph Fiennes last night at the NY premiere of The Reader. Of course she’s gorgeous. Of course she’s kickin’ it in that Herve Leger. But this … is this your Kate? This overtanned, overblonde Real Housewife of Some County? Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, Kate By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 01:41 am
Douchebags Pippy doesn’t walk? My husband and I, we are golf purists. And he’s too cheap to pay for a cart. But mostly we walk the course because that’s what golf is. You hit and hit and hit, and you walk, with your bag on your back, and you’re tired, and By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 11:15 am
Twilight Dudes and open-mouth posing Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tonight in London for the Twilight UK premiere. The mayhem wasn’t exactly as dialed up as it was in America. Twilight fever is still catching on. Sigh. Kristen’s dress… I love… so much. Whoever’s styling her for these events should work with By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 10:18 am
Sports SI honours my summer crush It was an easy choice: Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. And while I’m no longer in love with him, I can certainly still appreciate his body in Beijing. Oh yes. That body was clad in a tuxedo and thrown into the water for By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 08:26 am
Break Ups The Happy Exes Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 05:25 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s philanthropic business Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA’s Children’s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. A new strategy. Taking the Jolie approach. Well played. Because not everyone bothers to dig deep. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 04:41 am
Girlcrushes Joan Jett > Bella Swan My latest favourite bitch Kristen Stewart has just signed to play the title role in a Joan Jett biopic. LOVE! It’ll be a nice change of pace for Kristen especially since she’s to endure more Bella Swan in the sequel to Twilight which should start shooting within 6 By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 02:36 am
Jessica Alba Alba Origami Remember when Jessica Alba said she wanted to be known for her talent and not for her looks? Well… It actually depends how much you pay her. Campari paid her so she sold out. And now she’s starring in the Campari calendar, doing what she does best – showing off By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:58 am
Douchebags Douche to DILF Ew! Not me. But I’m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare. Of course the exclusive doesn’t hurt either. Wonder how much he By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:45 am
Douchebags Ebola’s Perfect Mate Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:32 am
Anne Hathaway From break up to Oscar hopeful? Career-wise, for Anne Hathaway, it couldn’t get any better. Rachel Getting Married, the film that has announced her arrival as a serious acting contender, was nominated today for 6 Independent Spirit Awards, tied for most this year with Frozen River and Ballast. Needless to say, Anne received a nod By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 01:20 pm
Famewhores She speaks her own language What makes me craziest? Hearing people, when talking about celebrities, actually trying to relate to them – a frequent theme in my inbox: Lainey, be nice. Lainey, try to understand. Lainey, more compassion please. How would YOU feel if x,y, and z? Answer: I wouldn’t. Because they don’t By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 12:47 pm
Britney Spears KFed speaks! Check out the alert bar on the People.com website today… Kevin Federline tells his side of the story. Coming tomorrow Wednesday 8am ET. Whaaaaa!!!!!?????? And the timing. The timing could NOT be better. This week, the launch of her new album, in the midst of a comeback, and Kevin By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 11:38 am
Gossip Girl The Snowflake Ball Last night’s Gossip Girl… not so sharp. And still a not so sharp Gossip Girl is much much MUCH more watchable than 90210. Seriously. What happened there? How did they screw that up? Sorry to digress. Once again we were treated to a gluttonous display of Serena’s breasts. By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 09:04 am
