Quiveration Missing you, too few This is the problem with the ones who aren’t famewhoring douchebags, the ones committed to their wives. They don’t come out very much. They’re able to lead private lives. Oh baby, but let me look at you! James McAvoy with Anne-Marie Duff yesterday at the British Independent By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 03:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom time and dad time Compare the Beckhams and their parenting styles. Oh you judgy moms - you know you love it. After a weekend in New York with the Cruises, every minute commemorated by the paps, Victoria and David parted ways – she to London to promote her copycat dress line, he back to LA By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 02:20 am
BFFs Sienna still has a friend Thanks to her affair with Balthazar Getty, Sienna has become persona non grata in Los Angeles as Rosetta Getty’s powerful female network quickly mobilised against the other woman. At home in London though, Sienna still has friends. And she still has a friend in Keira Knightley. Here they are By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:44 am
Famewhores No Spanx in NOLA The Brange spent Thanksgiving in New Orleans but only allowed themselves to be photographed on Sunday when Angelina took Maddox shopping in the French quarter. As you can see, the Jolie has almost lost all her pregnancy weight. But having birthed the Chosen One and most recently the Holy Twins By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:36 am
Britney Spears For The Record What’s the breakfast of champions for southern girls? According to Jamie Spears…it’s cheese grits! Perhaps the only amusing minute during 90 minutes of behind the scenes Britney. And at the very least, she seems to have finally found an assistant who actually cares about taking care of By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:28 am
Maple Leaf No eating disorder at the Geminis Thank you for all of your emails re: Shenae Grimes at the Gemini Awards, all of you with remarks similar to the following: From Thomas T: Did you happen to see Shenae Grimes appearance at the Geminis? The poor girl definitely appeared to be more wired than a renovation done By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:22 am
Quiveration Riggins at the Geminis Taylor Kitsch came home to Canada on Friday for the Gemini Awards honouring achievements in Canadian television. Yay Project Runway Canada!!! About Taylor – here he is all cleaned up, looking slightly bewildered and uncomfortable, and completely unprepared for what’s about to hit him come Spring. As you know, Taylor By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:13 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried X Factor Saturday night on X Factor – no variation on the routine, same sh-tty lipsynching, same lame choreography, and still technically inferior but the energy…there was a certain energy, an energy that has been building from Berlin to Paris and then London, an energy that comes from comfort perhaps, from owning By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:08 am
Would You Rather Would You Rather: Rossum vs Diddy The most epic Would You Rather ever. Trust Hello Kitty to hire Emmy sodding Rossum to sell coffee. Of course. Only in Asia where they raise their girls as emotionally stunted stuffed toys could the Rossum be considered a pitch person. I’m sorry to start your weekend off this By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 09:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Zuma and his brother`s patchwork jeans Kingston Rossdale doesn’t get enough love here. I’m sorry for that. He deserves it. Because he just might be cuter than them all. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their boys to the park yesterday for some family time. 3 month old Zuma looks like he’s chubbing By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 06:35 am
Robert Pattinson Good Morning Vagina Virgins Those Jonas Brothers were on Good Morning America today donating their coats and a $10K cheque. Ummm…that’s it? $10K is a lot of money for us. $10K is chump change for them. $10K is how much they spend on styling products. For real. And the cost is clear. By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 06:03 am
Douchebags Douchebag entertains Now that his gag order has been temporarily lifted, in New York this week without Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is back to doing what he does best: feeding his attention addiction, talking out of his ass. I’ll say this: he is entertaining. Douche was surrounded by paps and fans By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 03:24 am
Faux Gossip Josh and Diane at the Bambis Some dumbass tabloid (probably Star Magazine) tried to make-a-story a couple of weeks ago, suggesting that Diane Kruger and Brad Pitt, working together on Inglorious Basterds, were having an affair. Obviously the story did not stick. As you know, Diane has been seriously involved the irresistibly adorable Joshua Jackson for By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:47 am
Cheating Loins Sienna`s love pattern It’s the same way for her in every relationship. Sienna likes things messy. With Jude Law it was back, then break, then back, then break…several times before they split for good. So even though she told reporters she was happily single last week in London, it’s no By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:25 am
Famewhores Two families at the circus Or creating one. The Cruises and the Beckhams, in New York together, headed out en masse yesterday for a performance of the Big Apple Circus. The moms KatE and Victoria also went on a carriage ride. It was a busy, active day. So of course Posh strutted around in tight By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:18 am
Intro for Nov 28, 2008 Dear Gossips, Wildly mixed reviews for Australia including enthusiastic praise from Roger Ebert and Variety, the Hollywood Reporter and the New York Times and on the other side, enthusiastic dislike from Entertainment Weekly, Rolling Stone, and USA Today. Needless to say, the critical dissention isn’t helping the movie at By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:06 am
