Intro for Apr 01, 2009 Dear Gossips, I have good feelings about April 1st. My parents married on April 1st. My husband was born on April 1st. April 1st is totally a fried rice day. Except tonight we’re going for Italian. Here’s my gift to you this April 1st. Hate Mail. It’s By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 02:56 am
Gossip Girl Chuck Bass dressed to kilt Ed Westwick has the worst turned out manfeet in the history of Hollywood turned out manfeet. Like his turned out manfeet should marry Britney’s turned out girlfeet. But… He’s still my shamef-ck, a status cemented even more by his appearance last night at the 7th Annual Dressed By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 02:42 pm
Quiveration Celebrate his birthday Ewan McGregor. He is 38 today. These aren’t great shots but it’s Ewan, it’s enough. He’s in Berlin and there was a party and famous people were invited. Like Kim Cattrall and Pierce Brosnan and Roman Polanski and who is that bitch in behind him looking By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 01:24 pm
Harry Potter It’s Draco! The profile… Belongs to Tom Felton. You know him better as Draco. You also know what Draco does in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. And we are still waiting, waiting, waiting. Anyway, here’s Tom Felton at the Empire Awards the other day with girlfriend Jade Olivia. I By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 09:47 am
Douchebags Punching is not allowed We discussed this yesterday … Violence is never the answer. F-ck! Why not?!?!? Find me someone who doesn’t have the same reaction after seeing these photos. Find me someone who doesn’t want to clock Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne who might be super rich but who is no longer By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 07:51 am
Hook Ups My favourite thing about Robert Pattinson is Nikki *****EXCLUSIVE***** Love Nikki Reed. So whatever he’s doing with Nikki Reed, it’s almost making up for the open-mouth posing. Almost. Attached – exclusive shots of Nikki Reed on Sunday afternoon. Shortly after these photos were taken she took off for Rob’s place. Later that night (Sunday) they By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 06:01 am
Clown Girls & Gifts Lindsay Lohan has been rolling around recently in a sweet ride – a Maserati valued at, so they say, $100,000. Her assistant nicked it last week and apparently it cost ten grand to fix the damage (very minor). Aside: why the f-ck does unhireable Lindsay Lohan have an assistant? By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 05:37 am
ID the profile More front on photos coming… But can you pick out the features? Three months feels like forever! Photo from Flynetonline.com By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:54 am
Chills Chills Chills Dry, Pinned, and Pink It’s Jonathan Rhys Meyers at the Season 3 premiere of The Tudors last night in New York looking overcooked, dehydrated, and quite possibly cranked. His face… Is it cracking? It’s so dry it’s cracking. And his lips – freaks me out when mouth and skin are the same By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:46 am
Girly Throw Downs NY Turf War? Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:21 am
Twilight In La Push These are exclusive on set photos of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner as Bella and Jacob shooting scenes in what’s supposed to be La Push yesterday for New Moon. As you can see, they’re both wearing wigs. Movie making magic! And I always thought her hair was that By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:03 am
Quiveration Fresh Ed Edward Norton sightings don’t happen often. Kinda like Viggo Mortensen ones. So we’re two for two this week. Must take advantage. This is Edward last night at the Signature Theatre Company Gala in New York with longer hair and some kind of tan? He looks young. And fresh. By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 02:53 am
Cheese Cheese Caffeine It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:58 am
Parent Pimps Violence is wrong Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:35 am
Thinnification Thinnification of Russell Crowe He’s scheduled to start shooting that Robin Hood movie soon – still no confirmation as to his role. This is Russell Crowe sneaking out of the Empire Awards last night in London looking much leaner than he has in… well… years. Be honest. He’s been portly for a while. By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 08:29 am
Twilight Twilight Juno Weekend Robert Pattinson was supposed to present at the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. Instead, Twilight was represented by Taylor Lautner. They are trying their best to make him a star. To give Pattinson a challenge, if this is possible. Twi-hard losers seem pretty keen on the Open Mouthed One. By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 05:54 am
