Hollywood Closet He’s never been happier It’s Travolty in France, still shooting with the androgen of his massage fantasies Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The film is called From Paris With Love – something about a spy although originally he probably thought it was a romance. Still, spending every day on set with someone as pretty as JRM By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 06:30 am
Jennifer Lopez Everybody waxy face Seems like everyone popped in for a pre-holiday tweak, non? From the Brange to Tom Cruise to the JLo everyone looks so fresh and pulled! Check out Jennifer Lopez last night out for dinner with Marc Anthony – she was gorgeous last week on the Benjamin Button carpet and it appears By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 04:27 am
Leonardo DiCaprio LipGloss cockblocked! By his own girlfriend! Zac Efron took Vanessa Hudgens were courtside at the Laker game last night and even though his hero Leonardo DiCaprio was there too poor LipGloss was obliged to stay close to his alleged love interest. He looked much more excited last time, non? As if Leo By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 03:41 am
Chills Chills Chills Best of 2008: Xenu the video I almost forgot! I almost forgot about the video that made our lives! The theme from Mission Impossible, Tom’s crazy cackle, Tom’s crazy serious face immediately following his crazy cackle, the Xenu gibberish spewing from his mouth, and then his acceptance of that award swearing allegiance to LRH… By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:40 am
Douchebags Mickey the leader Last night The Wrestler premiered in LA and we’ve been talking since TIFF about the Oscar buzz, about his performance, and right now, Mickey Rourke appears to be the leader. Based on performance, absolutely they say he deserves it. He is outstanding. But as you know, as illustrated by By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:32 am
Hollywood Closet No Jada, No Tom At the premiere of Seven Pounds last night in LA – Will Smith, a rare carpet self promotional occasion withOUT his wife. Ordinarily not a big deal. But it’s been bizarre the comments he and Jada and even Rosario Dawson have been making lately. Rosario plays Will’s love interest By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:11 am
Dumbass Dunder Alba Demon Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. Jessica is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. And one that Shelfy Biel By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 12:23 pm
Quiveration Best of 2008: the new British Invasion At the box office and on television, the young man quiveration factor came from the UK… Am aware James McAvoy is Scottish. But I liked the title…forgive me please? He’s from Scotland! He’s Scottish! And this summer, for a couple of weeks, his Wanted launched him up By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 09:27 am
Ashlee Simpson Too much or just enough? Am having a hard time with this one…help me decide. So Pete Wentz was on Howard Stern today and he totally gav’er with the personal details re: his sex life with Ashlee Simpson. On the one hand – if you commit to doing Howard Stern (I have a thing By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 07:02 am
Halle Berry More Halle Holiday Spirit As I reported yesterday, Halle Berry spent her last day on set in Vancouver gifting crew members with Dom Perignon and Holt Renfrew. Here are some more exclusive photos from that night – Halle in character on Hastings (very close to the worst part of town) shooting her final scenes. She By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 04:33 am
Best of 2008 Best of 2008: Low classy Lilo NYE Lindsay Lohan rang in 2008 in low classy assy style, spreading her dirty orange firecrotch all over some Italian dude at a party in Europe…to the delight of photographers snapping every single moment: As in a new rehabbed Lilo, looking drunk off her rag, straddled across the man on By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 03:53 am
Friday Night Lights Are you ready for Friday Night? Lights? For those of you without DirecTV, January is something to look forward to. New episodes of Friday Night Lights! I can tell you that Tim and Lyla get it on in the first 2 minutes. And how their relationship progresses after that will, in typical FNL fashion, break your By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 03:25 am
Rumer Willis There she is! It’s my Rumey Willis! And it’s been way too long! Rumer is a redhead now though colour, as you can see, does nothing for her angles. It’s her angles that enhance her angles. And last night it was hit and miss and the D&G party. By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 03:03 am
Ebola Victims Ebola infects Spittle!?!? Is Gerard Butler your go-to quiver? If so, it might be time to give him up. Not only because of the carby face and the pants problem and the bubbly moisture that gathers at the corner of his mouth…but because he could actually be infected with the most deadly By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 02:18 am
Kate Winslet Hollywood Kate and Leo Last night in Los Angeles, Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of Revolutionary Road, their Oscar hopeful directed by Kate’s husband Sam Mendes, also nominated for a Golden Globe along with his two actors and also considered a good bet when the Academy makes its announcements on By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 02:05 am
Twilight Later Taylor Chris Weitz, director of About a Boy and the Golden Compass, has been confirmed as the new director for New Moon, the sequel to Twilight. My sources tell me he arrived in Vancouver on Sunday and has spent the last couple of days beginning pre-production, in meetings with local crews, By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 01:30 am
