Meryl Streep Learn. Oh but those dumb Hollywood twats never will. Like…even her name kicks my ass. Meryl Streep. Meryl. Streep. We get assigned randomly on junkets at eTalk. If they assigned me to a Meryl Streep junket I swear I would flat out refuse. Why pollute her air with my smutty By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 11:38 am
Quiveration RDJ has 6 Well this is a new Sherlock. Couple of stills from Guy Ritchie’s upcoming Sherlock Holmes movie have been released – RDJ looking like he’s in the middle of a scrap with his shirt off showing off his tight abs. That’s what I’m talking about. LOVE the way By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 10:12 am
Quiveration Breakout 2009 Those of you who watch Friday Night Lights already know the amazing amazingness of Taylor Kitsch. Those of you don’t… well why not?!???? Come May, you will. And you’ll be sorry about the 2 years you’ve spent in complete ignorance of his amazing amazingness. Because he is By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 08:34 am
Break Ups What happened to… It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 06:57 am
Girlcrushes Blair betrothed? Page Six is reporting that Leighton Meester is engaged to her boyfriend Sebastien Stan. Something about a Facebook profile. Is Facebook considered a “source” now? Anyway, his publicist has already denied it to Us Weekly. Good. There’s something about being 22 when you think this love will be the By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 06:29 am
Kate Hudson Pre-holiday with dad It’s well known that Kate Hudson has a strained relationship with her father Bill Hudson. She makes a point of calling Kurt Russell the real pa in her life. Apparently the two are mending fences. Here’s Kate in London the other night at the wrap party for Nine. By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 05:14 am
Famewhores Glibness and forgiveness Tom Cruise’s tour of contrition continues. And … it’s working. Because while Valkyrie will likely still suck sh-t at the box office, Hollywood players have been very impressed with his efforts on this promotional tour, resurrecting the Tom Cruise of the 90s, willing the MiniVan to remember him in By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 04:51 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Burgers & Abs Britney is currently touring Circus through Japan, giving the Hello Kitties convulsions. She stopped by a burger joint yesterday and chowed down with abandon. Then she appeared on Hey!Hey!Hey and showed off a set of sick ass abs. F-ck her and her 27 year old metabolism. Or her By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 03:11 am
Quiveration Our baby with his babies Christian Bale candids are few and far between. Must take advantage. Here he is with his girls yesterday in Hollywood, nearly at the end of what’s been a year of highs and lows. The Dark Knight is widely regarded as one of the best films of the year and By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 02:28 am
Bad Style Bit clowny? Very happy to see Cameron Diaz at the opening night of Shrek on Broadway last night in New York but … maybe a little too much makeup? Her features are so strong, it’s like major exaggeration. And ugh. You know they’re making Shrek 4? Like, unless Vin Diesel takes By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 02:19 am
Cheating Loins Her home before the holidays? Carb Face Ryan Phillippe was greeted in Sydney at the airport by girlfriend Abbie Cornish the other day. Meeting the family? Over the holidays? How sweet. But if I were her parents, and if her mother is anything like mine, I wouldn’t be thrilled about my beautiful girl and By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 02:09 am
Blind Riddles Cuba & Chocolate Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act is the same. The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 01:49 am
Halle Berry Halle’s holiday spirit Halle Berry has been in Vancouver the last couple of months shooting Frankie and Alice. Yesterday was her last day on set and as you can see, she had a few parting gifts for the crew. Halle was spotted loading a truckful of Dom Perignon boxes – each worth several hundred By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 01:44 am
Break Ups Close to home Coldplay performed at the O2 this weekend – photos attached. The band is staying close to home over the holidays, touring the UK and then breaking just before Christmas for almost two months. Which means Chris and Gwyneth can work on their marriage… just in time. Chris’s professional life is By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 01:36 am
Karl Lagerfeld Chanel & Karl Coco Chanel is as intriguing as ever. Apparently Shirley MacLaine played her in a tv movie this year and was just nominated for a Golden Globe for her performance…? On the big screen though, perhaps the most highly anticipated Chanel is the Audrey Tautou version Coco Avant Chanel – first stills By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 08:27 am
Girlcrushes That’s more my Kate Kate Winslet in London yesterday at a private screening of The Reader for which she just received a Best Supporting Actress Golden Globe nomination. As opposed to the overbronzed overblonde Hollywood divorcee clone Kate from last week, this is the Kate I know and love. The one Halle Berry said By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 06:36 am
