Milo Ventimiglia Dinner with the family Hayden Panettiere had dinner with her brother, her mother, and her boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia last night. Very cozy. And creepy. Like…it’s legal now and all but if JailBait Miley Cyrus’s 20 year old boyfriend is a loser for dating 15 year old who just turned 16, what By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 02:11 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Alone at the ballet Actually no. Valentino was there to keep her company, so at least one gay was by her side … and a orange one at that…just not the one she was hoping for. Seriously, how fashionable is it to look as though you’re being asphyxiated? This is Sarah Jessica Parker By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 01:51 am
Douchebags Legs at Letterman but no Vince Reese Witherspoon outside Letterman studios today for an appearance with David to promote Four Christmases in theatres tomorrow. She’s been working hard on the promotional trail, on the carpet, morning chats, magazine covers, and shouldering the responsibility for the movie, the sole face of the film thus far, even By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 01:09 pm
Famewhores Kate, Kate, Kate and Tom watches football It is a new world. A world Tom is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 11:46 am
Famewhores Merging the dogs Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 08:33 am
Paul Rudd Being thankful for Paul Rudd He’s not for my loins, but my friend Michelle and no doubt many of you have the hard quiver for Paul Rudd for a long time. Understandably so. Not for me but totally understandable. Paul Rudd is terribly underrated and ridiculously talented and sooooo funny. In a subtle way. By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 06:36 am
Hollywood downsizing These are tough economic times. Even Hollywood, even celebrities must downsize. And even the famed Vanity Fair Oscar party is scaling down too. It is one of the most coveted invitations of the year. And it will be even more so in 2009. Normally held at Morton’s, Graydon Carter By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 05:30 am
Debra Messing It`s all about healthy eating But isn’t it always? Debra Messing with her “new amazing body!” graces the cover of the new issue of Self. Inside the magazine, she discusses her frustration with the tabloids over losing her baby weight and what finally led her to finding a program that worked. Her secret? Oh By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 04:49 am
Cheese Not without his Elsa Adrien Brody brought his Elsa Pataky with him last night to the Hollywood premiere of Cadillac Records. She’s the one who inspired him to buy that fake castle, remember? By the way, did you know that photo shoot originally printed in Spain and it was 40+ pages??? Of him By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 03:45 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Nails (FIXED!) The cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone featuring, who else?, Britney Spears, keeping the record alive: bare abs every time. But take a closer look at that nasty fake thumbnail. Really? That’s the best they could do? Sigh. She can’t get rid of the glue-ons. Because By Lainey • Nov 25, 2008 03:05 am
Twilight Vampires vs Granny Freeze The real test is next weekend. Because everyone who desperately needed to see Twilight would have seen it already. So can its momentum be sustained? Considering it took $30 million to make and another $30 million to market, the film’s $70+ million total to date isn’t all that By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 01:57 pm
Famewhores Robo and Little Sci wear dresses Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 12:27 pm
Orlando Bloom Lovers in Venice Three Whiskers Orly Bloom in Venice today with girlfriend Miranda Kerr, arm in arm, taking photos, in love, and not minding at all the presence of photographers following them for the shot. He needs the attention too. It has been a very, very quiet year for Orlando. Hasn’t done By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 11:43 am
Mischa Barton Who`s the biggest loser? Over the weekend in Dubai it was definitely Mischa Barton. Things weren’t looking so good before she broke my arm and they’ve only taken a turn for the worse since. Mischa was able to tag along to the Atlantis Hotel opening with designer Matthew Williamson who quickly learned By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 10:10 am
Britney Spears Are you ready? Next week is Britney week. Circus drops Tuesday December 2nd which means Britney will be everywhere promoting it. Including in 6 days For the Record, her surprisingly intimate documentary airing on November 30th at 10pm on MTV in the US and on MuchMusic in Canada. The day before she’ll By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 07:52 am
Ebola Victims Ebola`s apprentice Someone sent me a link to this last week: a new strain of Ebola virus was identified near the Ugandan border … the virus is cleverly mutating. Just like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Its legacy will live on, promising the spread of her disease indefinitely, gathering disciples in her black hole By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 06:45 am