Girly Throw Downs Lilo & Sam: Dust-up in Dubai At the huge party in Dubai last night, the grand opening of Atlantis, The Palm Resort and the Palm Jumeirah (crazy amounts of money thrown around, holy f-ck) I’m told that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into a HUGE argument at 5am and their screaming match quickly turned By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 02:56 am
Britney Spears Feel better for fashion Winona Ryder collapsed the other day on a flight from LA to London and was met at Heathrow by ambulance. Her people insist that the story was entirely exaggerated. That she felt sh-tty but then recovered and begged off about the hospital but the airline insisted anyway and it turned By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 02:46 am
Britney Spears Her new favourite bag The red one – 3 times this week she’s taken it out with her. Remarkable for us? Of course not. But for celebrities it’s a rarity. Then again, Britney’s known for wearing the same boots over and over and over. And you know, despite the meltdown, she can By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 02:14 am
Jude Law RDJ > Jude Please. Like it’s even a contest, right? But RDJ makes Jude Law almost cool. Like… oh, you’re worthy of his company? Ok maybe I want to look at you and not say something disparaging. You can have a Downey pass. That’s the benefit of friendship with the By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:12 pm
Girlcrushes That’s not a Bella face Nope. This is Kristen Stewart out and about today in New York and as you can see, as I wrote in the she is gorgeous. Look at that face! Seriously. I came out of that theatre not pining for Rob Pattinson but girlcrushing HARD on Kristen Stewart. Because: - That’ By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:03 pm
Britney Spears How ironic that she`s the most honest Britney Spears was the most packaged pop star at the height of it all. Manufactured and produced to the point of oppression… And here she is, after nearly 2 years of tumult, about to release a documentary that sounds more honest than anything anyone is doing right now. EW.com By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 09:27 am
Twilight About Twilight the movie SPOILER WARNING! But then again, if you’re going, you’ve likely read it. So I guess it’s not that spoiley. But just in case, click away if you can’t handle it. So. The movie. It was embarrassing, it was cheesy, it was cheesy, it was CHEESY, it By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 08:56 am
Break Ups Softening Madge The dress is debatable. I KNOW you hate it. But me I’m ok with it. Not to say I would wear it, of course not. But it’s Madonna. And she’s already larger than life. So why would you expect someone larger than life to wear an entirely By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 05:03 am
Ben Affleck Ben buzzed! Ben Affleck showed off a new buzz cut yesterday in Congo, his fourth trip to the country in a year, to raise awareness about the refugees, 300,000 of them, displaced by conflict in the country. "The primary reason I am here is to urge people to give money By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 03:25 am
Gossip Girl Serena’s breasts for charity They’ve become the third wheel in the Blair/Serena friendship, surprising cast additions on Gossip Girl that are, at times, as clever and conniving about making a scene as Ms Waldorf herself. Here is Blake Lively last night at the Gucci UNICEF event in New York offsetting her boring By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:55 am
Sports The alternative to Pitt Porn While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:28 am
Girlcrushes Lighting up Paris, Lighting up New York It’s full-on Christmas mode. Am still not completely ready but getting there after seeing these photos of my Marion Cotillard at the Champs Elysees lighting ceremony yesterday. Le sigh. Paris. Did she cut her hair? No matter. She is lovely. As always. And still happily in love with Guillaume By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:28 am
Brad Pitt Fans of the Brange The Brangelunacy… you think it’s an exaggeration? As illustrated by those idiots who crashed the first class cabin to get autographs from the Twilight kids on a flight from Toronto to LA, shame is dying a rapid death. There is no shame. And there is no end to the By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:10 am
Intro for Nov 20, 2008 Dear Gossips, Oh Holy Sparkles. Twilight screened last night – congratulations to winners in Toronto and Vancouver who attended. As for the movie itself… I dragged my friend Fiona with me. MUCH more on that later. And Ebola’s intentions too. She’s single again, do you care? Yes. Not because By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 01:55 am
Quiveration Go on with your sexy self Freshly anointed People’s Sexiest Man Alive, Hugh Jackman and his wife arrived in LA today in advance of Australia’s premiere. Yum. His hat. The pants. The way his shirt clings to his body but not in an overly beefcakey kind of way. And of course how nice he By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 09:21 am
Douchebags Low classy Beat-Me Mouth JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more. See clip below. I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 08:14 am
