Gorgessity The Jolie for the panda And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:15 am
Famewhores Now she`s Ebola Hilton On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans. No sh-t, nipply!!! Like seriously… What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:04 am
Gossip Girl Floppy MotherChucker SPOILER! CAUTION! Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy. When Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy it only makes me shamewant him even more. (Lara are you writhing right now?) Not even Blair can cheer up Chuck Bass’s sad and floppy hair. She chases after it By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 05:59 am
Girlcrushes Marion Dior First ad of my Marion Cotillard in her new campaign for Dior atop the Eiffel Tower wearing a killer dress designed by John Galliano promoting the bag featuring the unique tower pattern. Divine. More images will be released later this month via LadyDior.com. Marion, the reigning Best Actress Oscar By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 05:54 am
Royals Beaver Bucks Buck Naked! As you know, I like the one on a horse more than the one on the throne (to be). But Prince William will be king. And if recent events are any suggestions, perhaps a more modern one. With a sense of humour, which is sexy too. William took his bucks By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 04:09 am
Sam Roberts Giveaway! Please don't judge Canadian talent by a punk ass hack like Avril Lavigne. It's all about supporting worthy Canadian talent, not just ANY Canadian talent. And this is Sam Roberts who is also super hot. Met him at the Junos two years ago. One of those By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 03:53 am
Brad Pitt Brad`s suit and `stache Brad Pitt was in New York last night, seen here leaving dinner. Really not feeling that Inglorious Basterds moustache. He looks like John Waters, only slightly less creepy. The suit however – the way he wears it, the way he walks it – makes up for the face. Can you teach this? By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 03:17 am
Victoria Beckham Matchy Matchy in a Cabbie Victoria Beckham was in London last night out for dinner with D&G. At the end of the evening, the alleged style icon went home in a black cab. Poor thing must have cried all the way home, exposing her Birkin to the riffraff like that. As you can By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 03:08 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried and Pipsqueak for Her Madgesty Britney came out before he did. As expected, during Human Nature. Wasn’t a real performance – some grooving, sang a few bars towards the end – but according to everyone I’ve spoken with, her presence was waaaay more hype. It’s Britney, bitch…which is what she said, but only By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:57 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Johnny Depp Arguments for: * Look at him * Major box office player, just signed massive deal with Disney * Certainly deserves to stand alongside the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney as 2 time holders of the SMA distinction * Family man, devoted to Vanessa Paradis, wild youth tamed by maturity, no recent scandals By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:36 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 George Clooney Arguments for: * He’s George Clooney…he’s always in the running * He’s single. No more Sarah Larson. Who? Exactly * The MiniVan Majority dream: there’s a woman, the right woman, an everyday regular woman who can change George Clooney. The illusory fire keeps burning Arguments against: * It has By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:33 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Robert Downey Jr Arguments for: * Everyone loves a comeback * Iron Man was a smash hit, the sequel is due in 18 months * Landed coveted role of Sherlock Holmes * Try to mask your shock here but in some circles there is actually talk that they just might campaign for him in the Best Supporting By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:30 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Christian Bale Arguments for: * The total package: so much talent, so beautiful, not a cheesedick * Devotion to his wife and daughter make him so MiniVan sexy * The Dark Knight was a critical and commercial success, the biggest movie of the year so far with, some say, an outside shot at a Best By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:26 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Michael Phelps Arguments for: * Don’t laugh. He owned Beijing and unless you’ve forgotten the 2008 Games were the most watched in history, propelled by the flippers of Dolphin Boy and then carried away on a Lightning Bolt * But Bolt is not American. And America is the land of endorsements. Phelps’ By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:19 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Justin Timberlake Arguments for: * Pippy is trying to be a man. His team would most definitely push for the title. And hard. They’d probably even “exchange” several “exclusives” as part of the deal. People Magazine would definitely consider the arrangement * Wooing a new readerbase. It’s no accident that Us Weekly By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:16 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Daniel Craig Arguments for: * Bond, James Bond. And everything that comes with * The film will be released November 14, perfectly timed for the SMA announcement * He rejuvenated the franchise, has retained an irresistible air of mystery, and looks f-cking ridiculous sick in a suit Arguments against: * In an election year, will People By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:07 am
