Hook Ups Everyone makes out with everyone else… In high school, at least once. And definitely the case on the Upper East Side. So according to W Magazine sources, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr, costars on Gossip Girl, were spotted at the airport in Dallas sharing a few stolen moments – kissing, touching, flirting – even though they had already By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 09:10 am
Hollywood Closet Travolty takes a Turkish bath We are balls deep in a f-cking recession and John Travolty decides to fly his private plane, with 3 passengers, all the way to Turkey to partake in a little bath time. Apparently he stayed at the Four Seasons in Sultanahmet, the express purpose of the trip was to check By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 07:06 am
Girlcrushes The Year of Tina Fey Yeah it was. Would you walk away from a night with David Beckham to be friends with Tina Fey? Yeah I would. Is Tina Fey > Oprah Winfrey? Yeah she is. MUCH. But for all the “you go girl” ballyhooing that goes on all the time, the estrogen empowerment movement, By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 06:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The expanding Taupes The Afflecks arrived yesterday in LA from whereabouts unknown. Ben’s still wearing his hair closely cropped, Taupe’s sweater is another dreary winner, and little Violet, 3 today, is still as happy and as beguiling as ever, the most interesting person in her family. Am told the Taupes were By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 05:28 am
Douchebags MC Bye Good Remember last week when it was reported that Joaquin Phoenix jumped the stage at some club and threw down a few rhymes? Thank the good Shiloh someone had the presence of mind to video it. Here he is, MC Bye Good, sucking the largest ass donkey sh-t of all time. By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 04:30 am
Quiveration Missing you, too few This is the problem with the ones who aren’t famewhoring douchebags, the ones committed to their wives. They don’t come out very much. They’re able to lead private lives. Oh baby, but let me look at you! James McAvoy with Anne-Marie Duff yesterday at the British Independent By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 03:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom time and dad time Compare the Beckhams and their parenting styles. Oh you judgy moms - you know you love it. After a weekend in New York with the Cruises, every minute commemorated by the paps, Victoria and David parted ways – she to London to promote her copycat dress line, he back to LA By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 02:20 am
BFFs Sienna still has a friend Thanks to her affair with Balthazar Getty, Sienna has become persona non grata in Los Angeles as Rosetta Getty’s powerful female network quickly mobilised against the other woman. At home in London though, Sienna still has friends. And she still has a friend in Keira Knightley. Here they are By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:44 am
Famewhores No Spanx in NOLA The Brange spent Thanksgiving in New Orleans but only allowed themselves to be photographed on Sunday when Angelina took Maddox shopping in the French quarter. As you can see, the Jolie has almost lost all her pregnancy weight. But having birthed the Chosen One and most recently the Holy Twins By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:36 am
Britney Spears For The Record What’s the breakfast of champions for southern girls? According to Jamie Spears…it’s cheese grits! Perhaps the only amusing minute during 90 minutes of behind the scenes Britney. And at the very least, she seems to have finally found an assistant who actually cares about taking care of By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:28 am
Maple Leaf No eating disorder at the Geminis Thank you for all of your emails re: Shenae Grimes at the Gemini Awards, all of you with remarks similar to the following: From Thomas T: Did you happen to see Shenae Grimes appearance at the Geminis? The poor girl definitely appeared to be more wired than a renovation done By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:22 am
Quiveration Riggins at the Geminis Taylor Kitsch came home to Canada on Friday for the Gemini Awards honouring achievements in Canadian television. Yay Project Runway Canada!!! About Taylor – here he is all cleaned up, looking slightly bewildered and uncomfortable, and completely unprepared for what’s about to hit him come Spring. As you know, Taylor By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:13 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried X Factor Saturday night on X Factor – no variation on the routine, same sh-tty lipsynching, same lame choreography, and still technically inferior but the energy…there was a certain energy, an energy that has been building from Berlin to Paris and then London, an energy that comes from comfort perhaps, from owning By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:08 am
Would You Rather Would You Rather: Rossum vs Diddy The most epic Would You Rather ever. Trust Hello Kitty to hire Emmy sodding Rossum to sell coffee. Of course. Only in Asia where they raise their girls as emotionally stunted stuffed toys could the Rossum be considered a pitch person. I’m sorry to start your weekend off this By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 09:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Zuma and his brother`s patchwork jeans Kingston Rossdale doesn’t get enough love here. I’m sorry for that. He deserves it. Because he just might be cuter than them all. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their boys to the park yesterday for some family time. 3 month old Zuma looks like he’s chubbing By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 06:35 am
Robert Pattinson Good Morning Vagina Virgins Those Jonas Brothers were on Good Morning America today donating their coats and a $10K cheque. Ummm…that’s it? $10K is a lot of money for us. $10K is chump change for them. $10K is how much they spend on styling products. For real. And the cost is clear. By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 06:03 am
