Douchebags Douchebag entertains Now that his gag order has been temporarily lifted, in New York this week without Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is back to doing what he does best: feeding his attention addiction, talking out of his ass. I’ll say this: he is entertaining. Douche was surrounded by paps and fans By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 03:24 am
Faux Gossip Josh and Diane at the Bambis Some dumbass tabloid (probably Star Magazine) tried to make-a-story a couple of weeks ago, suggesting that Diane Kruger and Brad Pitt, working together on Inglorious Basterds, were having an affair. Obviously the story did not stick. As you know, Diane has been seriously involved the irresistibly adorable Joshua Jackson for By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:47 am
Cheating Loins Sienna`s love pattern It’s the same way for her in every relationship. Sienna likes things messy. With Jude Law it was back, then break, then back, then break…several times before they split for good. So even though she told reporters she was happily single last week in London, it’s no By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:25 am
Famewhores Two families at the circus Or creating one. The Cruises and the Beckhams, in New York together, headed out en masse yesterday for a performance of the Big Apple Circus. The moms KatE and Victoria also went on a carriage ride. It was a busy, active day. So of course Posh strutted around in tight By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:18 am
Intro for Nov 28, 2008 Dear Gossips, Wildly mixed reviews for Australia including enthusiastic praise from Roger Ebert and Variety, the Hollywood Reporter and the New York Times and on the other side, enthusiastic dislike from Entertainment Weekly, Rolling Stone, and USA Today. Needless to say, the critical dissention isn’t helping the movie at By Lainey • Nov 28, 2008 02:06 am
Twilight Kristen Stewart: the new Joaquin Phoenix? You’d be hard pressed to find a celebrity who hates promotion and publicity as much as Joaquin Phoenix. If you’re lucky, he’s bizarrely giddy, manic and jittery and incoherent. On a good day, he’s numb. On a bad day, he’ll walk out on you. On By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 10:57 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried YEAH! She did it. She took the stage at the Bambi Awards in Germany tonight and while killing it might be a bit too strong, Britney certainly impressed, oh yes. ESPECIALLY the body. In fact, her shape is like Madonna’s. Just without the gross popping veiny muscles. Damn! She still By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 09:19 am
Girlcrushes Kate and Cate Double girl crush! Last year Cate Blanchett was nominated for Best Actress and Supporting Actress at the Oscars. This year, the same honour could go to Kate Winslet, already the youngest actress to received 5 nominations. Kate’s work in Revolutionary Road with Leonardo DiCaprio is, right now, considered a By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 06:53 am
Madonna Mushy Madge?!?!? Who ARE you? Been saying it for weeks. I don’t get it. I don’t get what Madonna sees in Alex Rodriguez. He’s a fecking LOSER. But clearly we’re missing something. Or clearly her yearning for youth is clouding her judgment. Because our Madge is not only By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 05:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cindy gives back Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 03:45 am
Douchebags Suck makes a movie If you only do one thing today, make it this. I wrote yesterday about Diddy’s ridiculous new ad for his ridiculous new men’s fragrance I Am Fail. Turns out he directed a movie that accompanies the poster as part of the campaign which is so appalling and yet By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 02:38 am
Famewhores A Cruise Beckham Thanksgiving They all gathered for dinner last night in New York after Katie’s performance on Broadway – a double family Thanksgiving feast. Italian. Which means Victoria had one piece of penne and 3 slices of plain grilled zucchini, hold the olive oil. Both the Beckhams and the Cruises brought all three By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 02:04 am
Girly Throw Downs This is for LipGloss There is actually something to be thankful for today re: the UGH that is known as Twilight. Because the very, very best thing about Twilight is what it’s doing to Zac Efron. Who? Exactly. Ignore the fact that Twilight’s success is making the insufferable Stephenie Meyer so smug. By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 01:58 am
Ashton Kutcher Flawless not frozen? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arrived in London today to promote her movie Flawless. I barely recall it coming out here in North American. Did it? Can’t remember and not important. What’s important is how beautiful she is. Not to say I’m looking at this face thinking By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 11:35 am
Ebola Victims Definitely not Disney Kristen Stewart was caught the other day smoking out of a suspicious looking pipe with her boyfriend a few days ago. Robert Pattinson has been celebrating Twilight’s box office domination on the LA party scene, hanging out at the Marmont on Monday and last night heading to the Standard By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 09:06 am
Beyoncé Avoiding The Toe I know she’s hard to handle. And she shouldn’t be taking credit for being a songwriter. But she’s my obsession. Can’t understand how someone moves like that. Have you ever tried? I tried last weekend. Coordinated flailing. It’s impossible. Like I’ve said though, I By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 07:15 am
