Douchebags Ebola’s Perfect Mate Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:32 am
Anne Hathaway From break up to Oscar hopeful? Career-wise, for Anne Hathaway, it couldn’t get any better. Rachel Getting Married, the film that has announced her arrival as a serious acting contender, was nominated today for 6 Independent Spirit Awards, tied for most this year with Frozen River and Ballast. Needless to say, Anne received a nod By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 01:20 pm
Famewhores She speaks her own language What makes me craziest? Hearing people, when talking about celebrities, actually trying to relate to them – a frequent theme in my inbox: Lainey, be nice. Lainey, try to understand. Lainey, more compassion please. How would YOU feel if x,y, and z? Answer: I wouldn’t. Because they don’t By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 12:47 pm
Britney Spears KFed speaks! Check out the alert bar on the People.com website today… Kevin Federline tells his side of the story. Coming tomorrow Wednesday 8am ET. Whaaaaa!!!!!?????? And the timing. The timing could NOT be better. This week, the launch of her new album, in the midst of a comeback, and Kevin By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 11:38 am
Gossip Girl The Snowflake Ball Last night’s Gossip Girl… not so sharp. And still a not so sharp Gossip Girl is much much MUCH more watchable than 90210. Seriously. What happened there? How did they screw that up? Sorry to digress. Once again we were treated to a gluttonous display of Serena’s breasts. By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 09:04 am
Hook Ups Stay in London...but can he avoid Sienna? Robert Pattinson returned home to London today in advance of the UK premiere of Twilight. How much you want to bet Sienna Miller will be all over this in a matter of days? If she isn’t already? Not likely. Not yet. Rob apparently went straight to his parents’ so By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 06:07 am
Kimberly Stewart So they’re not barbies… Is this a bad thing? The new cover of Tatler features not generic looking genetic freak models, or photoshopped starlets, but 3 wickedly tarty daughters of rock royalty: Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood, and Peaches Geldof. Love it. Not because of the democratisation of beauty that it represents… f*ck no, By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 05:24 am
Famewhores The hollow protestations of the Brange Oh please. Brad Pitt sat down with Ann Curry yesterday for an interview that aired on The Today Show this morning. He went head to head with Chicken Fried Britney on Good Morning America. Will be interesting to see how those numbers shook out. Anyway, he and Ann discussed Make By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 05:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Strawberry Scarlett Scarlett Johansson replacing her famous blonde hair with a shade of strawberry today in Madrid at the photocall for her new movie The Spirit. Pretty as hell. Such beautiful skin. And much more conservative now that she’s a wife… Not feeling this jacket. Especially the speckles. They photograph like By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 03:57 am
Beyoncé No Cadillac in Canada? Cadillac Records opens in the US on Friday. Cadillac Records is not opening anywhere in Canada. Why? Because there is no distributor. Which means no one wanted to put up the money. Because no one thought it would make any money? Because… it sucks? Not necessarily. It’s actually getting By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 03:06 am
Dumbass Old Bat off her rocker In what universe is Frank Langella more fascinating than Tina Fey??? Who? Frank Langella. Who? Exactly. With all due respect, as he is a fine actor, Frank’s predicted Oscar “win” for Frost/Nixon is nothing if not premature. And, let’s be honest, he has that “bad man” face. By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:34 am
Famewhores Sunday Rose: just like Little Sci Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise were together a long time. You learn a lot over a decade. You learn about contracts and marriage, you learn about fraud, you learn about famewhoring, you learn what to do when your back is up against a wall, when your career is in jeopardy, By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:17 am
Douchebags Knowing Pip… He’ll probably take credit for this too. Samuel L Jackson was honoured last night at the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque Awards in Beverly Hills. Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in attendance, smirk firmly in place, having probably convinced himself that Sam was only being recognised because they worked together on By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 02:08 am
Brad Pitt The Brange and the Button in NOLA Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended a very low key screening of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night in New Orleans. Button has been described as a love letter to the city and the film is currently receiving very warm reviews in advance of its December 25th release. By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 01:56 am
Intro for Dec 02, 2008 Dear Gossips, Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America this morning –her first American audience, on her birthday, with her boys in the front row, under a top hat, and a body that looked like it was ripped from 2002…did you watch? Circus needs to grow on me. Still By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 01:50 am
Break Ups Keep hat, lose Chanel? Or vice versa? Something seems off. What is it? This is Penelope Cruz today in New York for World AIDS Day at the Diamond is Forever Unbreakable Kiss Installation in support of the Elton John AIDS Foundation. Pene’s been keeping it low key lately, hard at work on Nine By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 10:09 am
