Jennifer Aniston Dogs & clichés Jennifer Aniston on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly. Comparatively speaking, it’s actually a much better interview. Mostly because she cusses. Jen’s still catering to the MiniVan Majority, naturally, especially with the rah rah, girl power wooh wooh wooh talk…but still, there’s a spark of By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 07:03 am
Maple Leaf Sit DOWN Shenae! Ryan Porter from msn.ca is reporting that Shenae Grimes is a first class b-tch. Shenae came back to Canada last week to appear at the Gemini Awards. Word is she refused to walk with Gemini host Jason Priestley on the red carpet and then was overheard complaining about the By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 05:12 am
BFFs Getting Gwyneth’s body You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh-t By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 03:32 am
Madonna No veins, much younger Madonna’s ads for Louis Vuitton – she looks great. No bulging muscles, no veins, no close ups on those weird ass cheek bones… Steven Meisel shot this campaign and having worked with her before, clearly he knows how to draw out her best, giving us a softer, younger, beautiful Madge. By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 03:00 am
Famewhores Holiday white wedgies! Tom Cruise and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:34 am
BFFs Boozy boys’ night George Clooney was in London last night. Matt Damon is in London too. They hooked up for dinner at Nobu – evidently George pounded his way through dinner because he already looked rather unsteady as he was leaving. But that was just the beginning. Next he headed for Whisky Mist, calling By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:01 am
Bad Style Finally Aguilera Been complaining about Christina Aguilera and her repeat medley-ing from the VMAs and then at the AMAs…but last night, last night she made up for it all. A wickedly restrained performance at the Grammy nomination show with no freaky sideshow gimmicks, no dancing thank God, no copycat Lady Gaga By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 01:52 am
Kate Winslet Is this your Kate? Kate Winslet with Ralph Fiennes last night at the NY premiere of The Reader. Of course she’s gorgeous. Of course she’s kickin’ it in that Herve Leger. But this … is this your Kate? This overtanned, overblonde Real Housewife of Some County? Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, Kate By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 01:41 am
Douchebags Pippy doesn’t walk? My husband and I, we are golf purists. And he’s too cheap to pay for a cart. But mostly we walk the course because that’s what golf is. You hit and hit and hit, and you walk, with your bag on your back, and you’re tired, and By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 11:15 am
Twilight Dudes and open-mouth posing Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tonight in London for the Twilight UK premiere. The mayhem wasn’t exactly as dialed up as it was in America. Twilight fever is still catching on. Sigh. Kristen’s dress… I love… so much. Whoever’s styling her for these events should work with By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 10:18 am
Sports SI honours my summer crush It was an easy choice: Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. And while I’m no longer in love with him, I can certainly still appreciate his body in Beijing. Oh yes. That body was clad in a tuxedo and thrown into the water for By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 08:26 am
Break Ups The Happy Exes Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 05:25 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s philanthropic business Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA’s Children’s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. A new strategy. Taking the Jolie approach. Well played. Because not everyone bothers to dig deep. By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 04:41 am
Girlcrushes Joan Jett > Bella Swan My latest favourite bitch Kristen Stewart has just signed to play the title role in a Joan Jett biopic. LOVE! It’ll be a nice change of pace for Kristen especially since she’s to endure more Bella Swan in the sequel to Twilight which should start shooting within 6 By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 02:36 am
Jessica Alba Alba Origami Remember when Jessica Alba said she wanted to be known for her talent and not for her looks? Well… It actually depends how much you pay her. Campari paid her so she sold out. And now she’s starring in the Campari calendar, doing what she does best – showing off By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:58 am
Douchebags Douche to DILF Ew! Not me. But I’m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare. Of course the exclusive doesn’t hurt either. Wonder how much he By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 01:45 am
