Girlcrushes Lighting up Paris, Lighting up New York It’s full-on Christmas mode. Am still not completely ready but getting there after seeing these photos of my Marion Cotillard at the Champs Elysees lighting ceremony yesterday. Le sigh. Paris. Did she cut her hair? No matter. She is lovely. As always. And still happily in love with Guillaume By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:28 am
Brad Pitt Fans of the Brange The Brangelunacy… you think it’s an exaggeration? As illustrated by those idiots who crashed the first class cabin to get autographs from the Twilight kids on a flight from Toronto to LA, shame is dying a rapid death. There is no shame. And there is no end to the By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:10 am
Intro for Nov 20, 2008 Dear Gossips, Oh Holy Sparkles. Twilight screened last night – congratulations to winners in Toronto and Vancouver who attended. As for the movie itself… I dragged my friend Fiona with me. MUCH more on that later. And Ebola’s intentions too. She’s single again, do you care? Yes. Not because By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 01:55 am
Quiveration Go on with your sexy self Freshly anointed People’s Sexiest Man Alive, Hugh Jackman and his wife arrived in LA today in advance of Australia’s premiere. Yum. His hat. The pants. The way his shirt clings to his body but not in an overly beefcakey kind of way. And of course how nice he By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 09:21 am
Douchebags Low classy Beat-Me Mouth JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more. See clip below. I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 08:14 am
Twilight Twilight on the move The Twilight promotional tour is on a relentless roll. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at LAX today heading out for more publicity. Hopefully some shameless dumbasses will rush the first class cabin to ask for autographs, similar to what happened on their flight from Toronto to Los Angeles… WTF? As By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 06:58 am
Girly Throw Downs Lilo reads the papers Today’s issue of The Sun in London, the most widely read paper, reports that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson scrapped over her ex Calum Best at some club last night. Ew. Calum Best looks like that dude in the Mummy. Like, Travolta revolting. Apparently the girls were arguing in By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 06:22 am
Bad Style These are not the tights Duana and I debated every day in Paris about those Chanel tights. So amazing. So expensive. $400. Le sigh. We walked away. But these… These earrings… These are not the tights. So not the same thing. Beyonce turned up to the Gotham Magazine Gala in New York last night with By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 05:23 am
Bad Style Lonely, sad Concrete Tits I feel like it’s been a long time since she’s propped them out. Yay! Here’s Victoria Beckham with her concrete tits in white last night after a private event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant. Eva wore black to the party, as did Hayden Panettiere. But there’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 04:16 am
Cheating Loins GOOPy single and skinny? Lead item in Page Six today about Gwyneth Paltrow’s exploits Miami last weekend for the Fountainebleau opening. Apparently she spent a lot of time with a billionaire called Jeff Soffer, hanging out with him at the party, and then on his yacht with Kate Hudson the next day…which By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 03:08 am
Zac Efron No one cares about LipGloss! Last week I reported exclusively that LipGloss is all pissy pants about being pushed aside on the fame front by sparkly vampires and dazzling Edward Cullen. Click here for the article. Zac Efron has been overseas promoting High School Musical for weeks and in that short time, it’s official, By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 02:58 am
Bad Style Megan Meh Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 02:38 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 The Sexiest Men Who else aside from Hugh? Daniel Craig seemed to come in close second. Perhaps the difference was that Bond would not have actively campaigned for it, nor would he have been thrilled about it either. Hugh seems to handle the fame a lot more easily than Craig. Jon Hamm’s By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 02:21 am
Who will it be? People is announcing the Sexiest Man Alive tomorrow morning? Will they choose Barack Obama or will the SMA come from the world of entertainment? Click here to review the contenders and their odds. Check back tomorrow to find out .... Who will it be? By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 05:31 pm
Girly Throw Downs Marky Mark hates Xenu This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:53 pm
Hollywood Closet Robo evolved? Tom Cruise and his RoboBride celebrate 2 years of wedded bliss today. Two years ago the entire world was invited to Rome. And David Miscavige was Tom’s maid of honour. And Katie Holmes’s imprisonment continues. However despite the rumours and the bullsh-t headlines concocted by Life & Style, By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 01:02 pm
