Gossip Girl Too much happiness Last night’s Gossip Girl was probably the worst episode ever in the show’s history. Ugh. Like, nothing bad happened. And nothing horrible was said to anyone. And Chuck didn’t zing. And Blair didn’t sass. And Serena put away her tits. And wore a horrible outfit for By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 08:03 am
Britney Spears Interpreting her jail sentence Less than 2 weeks away from the release of Circus and Britney’s MTV documentary For the Record which promises to be as candid of a celebrity reveal as has been seen in recent years. Quotes and clips are now starting to leak from the programme, the most insightful has By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 07:13 am
Parent Pimps JailBait, Gay Pilots, Soul Patches, and Mr T Last night at the Hollywood premiere of Bolt, going head to head with Twilight at the box office this weekend. Family movies vs Vampires and Bond too. It’s a heavyweight battle. Who wins? I’ll settle for Twilight or Bond > the Gay Pilot and JailBait…you? Here’s By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 05:18 am
Quiveration Just blur the bad parts I promise. I’m over my Michael Phelps sickness. But GQ is announcing its Men of the Year. And he made the list. And they took this photo. And just… just blur the bad part. Focus on the leather jacket over the hot hoodie. And the abs. The way his By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 04:24 am
Twilight Better than the books Have heard from several sane, non fangirl, non fanmom (who are even worse, really) in the business attendees at last night’s Twilight premiere and it’s unanimous: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in the film, the chemistry, their vibe, it’s electrifying, and in their estimation and these are By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 04:14 am
Adrien Brody Mom makes it better Remember when Adrien Brody sprayed his cheese all over the pages of Hello Magazine and lost us forever? Click here if you need a reminder or a source of endless amusement on a bleak Tuesday morning. He really is closing his eyes while leaning up against that wagon. How to By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 03:16 am
Girly Throw Downs Mrs Reynolds and her rack It’s the first thing you notice, isn’t it? Boobs. Scarlett Johansson on the cover and behind the scenes for the new issue of Allure. Sultry, sexpot, sick crazy body, and … Boobs. During the interview, Scarjo is asked about Lindsay Lohan and the infamous bathroom wall incident – do you By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 02:47 am
Famewhores Sexy and the Senior Sexy Hugh Jackman escorted his senior citizen co-star Granny Freeze to the photo call and premiere of Australia today in Australia. As you can see, he’s as dashing as ever. And she, while stately and elegant, looks like she’s 60 despite the flawless skin. Nicole Kidman thinks herself By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 02:18 am
Twilight About Rob and Kristen So Twilight was in Toronto on Saturday for an interview up with us at eTalk before heading downstairs to MuchMusic. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre, and Nikki Reed were greeted by hundreds of hysterical teens and moms drunk on Stephenie Meyer’s sh-tty ass writing… To see more pictures By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 09:52 am
Brad Pitt Good Pants, Bad Pants Who wears the pants in the relationship? Not sure. But who wears the pants better in the relationship? Definitely him. The Brange in London tonight for a screening of The Changeling. Look at his jeans. Perfect. Now look at her ugly ass sateen pants pulled up to her nursing bra. By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 08:29 am
Douchebags The Crown Prince of AssTalk Katherine Heigl is the Princess. And who is her Prince? Prince. Or the artist formerly known as… or whatever we’re supposed to be calling himself these days. Up until 2 hours ago, I adored him. Would have gone to bed with him. And then, this new interview during which By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 07:10 am
Douchebags One giant dealbreaker I react to Mario Lopez the same way I react to roadkill or Pete Doherty: Ew. Remember when People Magazine named him the Hottest Bachelor? Ew!!!!!!!!! I don’t get it. To me Mario Lopez is head to toe one giant dealbreaker. Like the human equivalent of a Dodge Magnum, By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 05:55 am
Dumbass Marriage is easy It must be, right? Only way to explain why so many of them are marrying. And SO young too. Dating, you see, is apparently dead. Hello, I love you, let’s get married… This is the modern relationship. Next in line for engagement, marriage, then divorce is Kelly Osbourne. She’ By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 04:31 am
Famewhores Fun with Mom and Dad Victoria Beckham took her youngest son Cruz to the Saks on Friday because he like really, really wanted to go shopping in his little Robin costume. Don’t all 3 year old boys? He likes it when mummy buys new shoes, see? Then it was off to the Laker game, By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 03:47 am
Gemini Exclusive Swag Bag Giveaway! Celebrate Canadian television at the Gemini Awards! And Brandon Walsh is hosting! Yes, Jason Priestly is hosting the Gemini Awards on November 28th in Toronto in the John Bassett Theatre to be televised on E! and Showcase that night at 8pm. As always, celebrity guests mean celebrity gifts… FOR YOU! By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 03:40 am
Hook Ups Pippy & Portman? It’s probably nothing… but it will make Shelfy crazy. This is Justin Timberlake at the TRL finale last night seeming to be in good spirits, still riding the SNL high from the night before. Pip also hit up the traditional Saturday Night Live afterparty the previous night and so By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 02:34 am
