Chinese Squawking Chicken Dry Bitter Melon Peels needs The Secret? Last month on my birthday I broke my goddess charm – a red string pendant I’ve worn around my neck for years. It was moldy and frayed and still, I had it with me on every occasion, even the dress up ones. And then I dropped it and it cracked By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 02:18 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Singing > Acting and Liv too? The most awkward, uncomfortable clip ever… a thousand times more so than The Office, UK version, because no one is more is better at creating those moments like Ricky Gervais. Except for Joaquin Phoenix. Only he’s for real. As mentioned earlier, JP was at a charity benefit last night By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 12:16 pm
Quiveration The Irishman with a cinched waist Duana’s Irish so she likes ‘em Irish. I’m a horny bitch so I like ‘em horny. Rarely do we share the same taste in boys but we find common ground in Colin Farrell. Hey baby, your waist is so small. Here he is today in Rome promoting Pride By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 09:13 am
Mary Kate Olsen The Influential Market The Olsens at their book launch today – some kind of coffee table piece, something to do with what influences them style wise…but marketed to whom? Do you really need to know where MK found her billionaire street urchin flavoured inspiration? I’ve no problem ripping off her vibe now By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 08:53 am
Twilight Edward indeed Twilight. Are you ready for it? Because if you think High School Musical is bad, it’s about to get a lot worse. HSM, for the most part, is relegated to children. Twilight on the other hand is all ages and universal. 14 year olds dreaming of vampires, and 30 By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 08:35 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Our CHOOPy Europe What is CHOOP? CHOOP is not GOOP. CHOOP is the antithesis of GOOP. GOOP is a night at a hotel no one can afford. GOOP is accessorising with Chopard. GOOP is using tuna steaks for tuna sandwiches. GOOP is emailing Deepak Chopra for a tea leaf interpretation whenever your daughter By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 06:05 am
Christian Bale The Batman wins an award Not sure which one. And it doesn’t matter. All that matters is that this is Christian Bale last night at the Hollywood Film Festival alongside The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan and it’s been a long time because of course he’s intensely private, even though he lives By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 04:31 am
Clint Eastwood Angie under the radar? Had to laugh this morning after reading the opening line of the Angelina Jolie article on People.com: “She may be the most photographed woman in the world. But even Angelina Jolie can fly under the radar.” Why is this news? Been blogging about it for years. The Brange is By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 04:10 am
Famewhores That’s all? That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:37 am
Parent Pimps Old Hag Halloween Here’s 30 year old Ali Lohan trying to look like a teenager again at the Animals Fair Magazine Halloween Party last night. I think her costume was a cat. A skanky cat. A cat with a see through top showing off her abs and tacky ass acrylic nails. Ali By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:13 am
Joaquin Phoenix One Lover Won’t Promote Oh there he is. While Gwyneth Paltrow has dutifully performed red carpet responsibilities for their film Two Lovers in Cannes and most recently in London last week, Joaquin Phoenix has been missing for months, finally turning up last night at a star studded benefit in San Francisco, arriving with close By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:01 am
Adrien Brody Now this is a dress Rachel Weisz at the Brothers Bloom premiere in London. Right? Like architecture. But fashion. Wicked. Brothers Bloom opens some time in December. Duana and Michelle loved it at TIFF. And we all had our very own Adrien Brody moment at the Park Hyatt during the festival too. Which is why By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 01:14 pm
Clown An American call girl in Moscow Duana, Michelle, and I… we came home from Europe OBSESSED with Russians. Like, we can’t believe we were so late to arrive at the Russian party. Because Russians are amazing. We are all about Russians. Or at least the ones on our trip. As I mentioned last week, Grey By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 11:21 am
Victoria Beckham Bunion Break! The world has stopped. It stops twice a year whenever Victoria Beckham gives her bunions a break from the stilettos. Can you believe it? This is Posh at her kid’s soccer game the other day, where she’s been known to put on a pair of sky highs and By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 09:47 am
Cheating Loins You Promise? Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 07:39 am
Quiveration The New Cloon You’re right. Many of you have complained that I don’t give Mad Men enough love. True. I should. And many are even more upset that Jon Hamm isn’t allotted enough quiver space. Not that I dispute it if he’s yours but Jon Hamm isn’t my By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 04:54 am
