Douchebags Jen…John…Baby? Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:18 am
Patrick Dempsey Donatella or BitchFace? Patrick Dempsey showed up at the Whitney gala last night without his scowly wife. Replacing her on his arm was none other than Donatella Versace who…well… you know what I’m about to say, I don’t have to say it, because all of you are feeling it: she’ By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 07:35 am
Justin Timberlake Young, Hot, Single, Friends Manslinger Kate Hudson last night giggling on the carpet with her good friend Liv Tyler – both single, both young, both hot, and clearly ready to party at the Burberry opening in Beverly Hills. Love. After a rough year and some suspicious weight loss too, Liv looks amazing. And healthy. And By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 05:51 am
Quiveration Glitter MotherChucker Lara messaged me last night during Gossip Girl – apparently another wildly satisfying episode. GG is like porn for her. And nothing turns us on more than Blair and Chuck cruel intention-ing each other to the point of blue ball frustration. Gah! Can’t watch til Sunday! In the meantime, will By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 04:58 am
Hollywood Closet Mr & Mrs Androgen Tom Cruise and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. Interesting to note some of the other high profile guests By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 04:45 am
Criss Angel Man Influential Askmen.com has just released its annual list of Top 40 Most Influential Men as voted by men themselves. The #1 spot isn’t much of a surprise and a huge boost for Michael Phelps at #3 is a nod to his determination and subsequent historic accomplishments but… Cristiano Ronaldo? By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 03:48 am
Keira Knightley A rare, modern Keira Speaking of Keira Knightley the Russian favourite – here she is on set in New York filming a movie called Last Night. It’s almost always period pieces for young KK, she has acknowledged it herself, so it must be a treat to work on something contemporary for a change. Perhaps By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 03:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy Team Madge My Gwyneth dragged her skinny sanctimonious little ass out in the rain last night to promote her new film Two Lovers at the London Film Festival again without Joaquin Phoenix who hasn’t been seen in ages and no one seems to want to talk about it. Oh it’s By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 03:06 am
Mandy Moore A Loyal Friend Never, ever understood why she dated him, but totally respect her for staying so tight with him. This is Mandy Moore on Saturday at Friendly House’s awards luncheon with her friend and former boyfriend DJ AM. It was a topic of discussion the other night: what happened to Mandy By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 07:50 am
Natalie Portman Flat boots and pompom hats! They’re my favourite. Polka dots and pompoms, stripes and pompoms, plain pompoms, I have them all. Pompom hats in the winter are the best and it’s all about flat boots. This is a very smartly dressed Matilda Ledger in Brooklyn the other day going for a walk to By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Are we there yet? Seems like Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant forever but she still doesn’t even look that big to me. How much longer? Are we there yet? This is Ashlee leaving after dinner the other night with an expression that a shrew like me can only interpret as: Ugh. Get this By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:44 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci goes for ice cream Let’s play Photo Assumption, shall we? Little Sci went for ice cream with her dad the other day and spent the entire time trying to get away from him while he tried in vain to look like the doting-est father in the history of fatherhood…which is a totally By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:30 am
Break Ups The Goldigger and Duchovny Middle aged man, another cliché… It’s one thing to be at the centre of a scandal, but for someone like David Duchovny, to be textbook is almost worse. On the heels of their separation announcement, a separation that occurred well before his stint in rehab for sex addiction, it’ By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:21 am
Victoria Beckham Animé or Boy Band? Mr and Mrs Beckham found themselves in the same city at the same time on Friday night – it’s been hard for the couple to spend quality time together these days…so they took the opportunity to go out for dinner and get photographed in London. Knowing however that the By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:15 am
Break Ups War on Madge As you know, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is being played out publicly on an hourly basis in the UK tabloids. Conflicting reports are being released every day – some in favour of Madonna but most in favour of Guy: that she’s a control freak, that there’s no tv By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:03 am
Quiveration Hot Harry on a Horse…on a motorbike! Vroom vroom…yum yum! It’s f&cking pouring here in Vancouver. It’ll pour here for the next 5 months. Am thankful for a little hot Harry to lift my soggy spirits. Hot Harry hopped on a bike today to participate in the Enduro Africa 2008 Motorcycle Rally By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 09:13 am
