Baby and Bump Obsession Mantime with Brooklyn Becks took Brooklyn to the Laker game on Sunday and spent much of the time tingling our loins with his quivering display of doting fatherliness. Becks in sweats. Love. Posh, meanwhile, after a brief trip to London, returned home on Saturday, arriving at LAX perfectly styled in a trench coat By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 02:56 am
Benicio del Toro Cheese-free and beautiful Emily Blunt has kept a pretty low profile while hard at work on back to back features and also since breaking up with that Canadian cheese dick Michael Bublé who allegedly didn’t keep it faithful…or even legal for that matter. Allegedly. But still the grandmothers who buy his By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 02:10 am
Clown Single Sienna Manhunter A family torn asunder for an Italian holiday and a couple months of hot sex. Well that was worth it, non? Sienna Miller’s string of bad decisions continues as she confirmed to Us Weekly that her controversial relationship with Balthazar Getty is over, telling the magazine that: “I’m By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:53 am
Lindsay Lohan Don`t call her a lesbian A beautiful Lindsay Lohan on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, seemingly incapable of posing with her mouth closed, is reportedly insisting that she’s not a lesbian. Asked by the magazine about who she’s dating, Lilo coyly answered that: " By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:43 am
Douchebags Pipsqueak`s punk attitude, Shelfy fights prejudice Truly. They deserve each other. Because he’s as obnoxious as she is. Pippy Justin Timberlake was in New York on Friday promoting Calloway’s new driver and was slightly annoyed when reporters bothered him about marrying his Shelf Ass: "Now that's a dumb question.” His bad By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:32 am
Gorgessity The Jolie for the panda And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:15 am
Famewhores Now she`s Ebola Hilton On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans. No sh-t, nipply!!! Like seriously… What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:04 am
Gossip Girl Floppy MotherChucker SPOILER! CAUTION! Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy. When Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy it only makes me shamewant him even more. (Lara are you writhing right now?) Not even Blair can cheer up Chuck Bass’s sad and floppy hair. She chases after it By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 05:59 am
Girlcrushes Marion Dior First ad of my Marion Cotillard in her new campaign for Dior atop the Eiffel Tower wearing a killer dress designed by John Galliano promoting the bag featuring the unique tower pattern. Divine. More images will be released later this month via LadyDior.com. Marion, the reigning Best Actress Oscar By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 05:54 am
Royals Beaver Bucks Buck Naked! As you know, I like the one on a horse more than the one on the throne (to be). But Prince William will be king. And if recent events are any suggestions, perhaps a more modern one. With a sense of humour, which is sexy too. William took his bucks By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 04:09 am
Sam Roberts Giveaway! Please don't judge Canadian talent by a punk ass hack like Avril Lavigne. It's all about supporting worthy Canadian talent, not just ANY Canadian talent. And this is Sam Roberts who is also super hot. Met him at the Junos two years ago. One of those By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 03:53 am
Brad Pitt Brad`s suit and `stache Brad Pitt was in New York last night, seen here leaving dinner. Really not feeling that Inglorious Basterds moustache. He looks like John Waters, only slightly less creepy. The suit however – the way he wears it, the way he walks it – makes up for the face. Can you teach this? By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 03:17 am
Victoria Beckham Matchy Matchy in a Cabbie Victoria Beckham was in London last night out for dinner with D&G. At the end of the evening, the alleged style icon went home in a black cab. Poor thing must have cried all the way home, exposing her Birkin to the riffraff like that. As you can By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 03:08 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried and Pipsqueak for Her Madgesty Britney came out before he did. As expected, during Human Nature. Wasn’t a real performance – some grooving, sang a few bars towards the end – but according to everyone I’ve spoken with, her presence was waaaay more hype. It’s Britney, bitch…which is what she said, but only By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:57 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Johnny Depp Arguments for: * Look at him * Major box office player, just signed massive deal with Disney * Certainly deserves to stand alongside the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney as 2 time holders of the SMA distinction * Family man, devoted to Vanessa Paradis, wild youth tamed by maturity, no recent scandals By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:36 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 George Clooney Arguments for: * He’s George Clooney…he’s always in the running * He’s single. No more Sarah Larson. Who? Exactly * The MiniVan Majority dream: there’s a woman, the right woman, an everyday regular woman who can change George Clooney. The illusory fire keeps burning Arguments against: * It has By Lainey • Nov 07, 2008 02:33 am
