Girlcrushes Female Chivalry Amanda Seyfried has been shooting a new movie in Toronto. She was in LA for the weekend for the Oscars, then had to return immediately Monday back to work. Dominic Cooper went with her. This is Amanda arriving at LAX yesterday. Dominic met her later. An interesting story about their By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 04:15 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart > Robert Pattinson You know I love this bitch…even when she’s an inarticulate stoner on Letterman. Kristen Stewart is totally up her own ass. At 18, she’s an “artist”. And fluff is not her thing. So she says. So she acts. Pretentious? For sure! Youthful sanctimony? Absolutely! But on the By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 03:38 am
Ebola Victims Robert Pattinson…infected? Hate to say I told you so but… I told you so. Way back I told you so, back in November according to my sources Ebola was hunting Edward Cullen. And it was inevitable, the more time spent in LA, the greater risk of infection. It’s official: Robert Pattinson By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:37 am
Bad Style Oscar Worst Dressed: Reese Witherspoon Topping the Worst Dressed is almost an art. It’s too easy to name Jessica Biel the worst dressed. You expect it. What’s the challenge? But Reese Witherspoon… You don’t expect it from Reese Witherspoon. You don’t go into the Oscars thinking Reese Witherspoon will suck it By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:21 am
Gorgessity Oscar Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard Two for two. It was hers last year when she was named the Queen. It’s also hers this year as she took an appropriate step back but still killed it anyway. Like SJP, Marion chose Christian Dior. Unlike SJP, she totally made it work. It’s not a dress By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:06 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Oscar Granny Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was freshly frozen for the Oscars and presented alongside The Women to Kate Winslet. I do love how they held hands and welcomed her to the community. And though I rag on her often, Gran is one of the few who can almost always pull off By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 01:46 am
Bad Style Oscar napkin or towel? I say napkin. Like a napkin tucked in during a meal. But some of you are saying towel, a towel hanging on a bar in your bathroom. Whatever the case… It’s balls! And it’s f-cking amazing! When we saw this on the pool feed, I almost twisted By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 09:09 am
Pitt "Porn" Oscar Pitt Porn While they may have lost the latest battle in an interminable war, the Brange last night did not give ground. Because when they arrived, as you’d expect, the place went batsh-ts. He, as usual, was the most handsome son of a bitch in town. She… was a little By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 08:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Oscar True Love Declaration: Jen & John They truly are a match made in famewhore heaven. I love them. I really, really truly love them. If you live for gossip, how can you not? She spends all her days plotting against the Brange, he spends all of his days writing and filming press releases to promote his By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 08:16 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Oscar Snub: Sean Penn You've been emailing about this today: Sean Penn having no time for his wife Robin Wright despite the fact that she seemed overcome by his win. At one point the Academy featured a really sweet camera angle of him in profile with her face in the background...only By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 07:09 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Oscar Kate! So now she has one. How 'bout that whistle from her dad? She was asked in the press room about the criticism she's received from stoic Brits about the emotion she's gushed throughout the course of the season. Her response? I don't give By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 06:45 am
Style Oscar Inseparable: Daniel & Satsuki Word is he’s extremely uncomfortable at these events. Which is why he seems to cling to her for support. It’s very sweet. Not like a limp dick or anything. Just… one person needing another. This isn’t weakness is it? F-ck me. Sleeplessness = Oprahliness. Ugh. Anyway, they By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 06:08 am
Thinnification Oscar Thinnification: Victoria Beckham Posh! We get it! We’ll never ever question whether or not some yo yo crack whore dieter like Lindsay Lohan is thinner than you…never again. You keep it consistent. You maintain the Skinny. You relentlessly pursue the brink point of emaciation vs survival. You are the Boniest Queen By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 05:41 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Programming Note Oscar ratings look to be up between 6 – 10% this year over last, considered a modest success. Twihards are probably taking credit for this. Anyway, I have a flight out of LA this afternoon. And I have to check out soon. So I’m rushing to pack to get to By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 05:01 am
Gorgessity Oscar Portman My husband is making me post this. You know, my husband who looks like a frog? Quick aside about what he does look like. …. …. …. Many of my friends have recently remarked John Mayer. You cannot imagine my agony. Honestly, HONESTLY I’d rather him look like a frog. Anyway, Natalie By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 04:56 am
Style Oscar I’m over you: Anne Hathaway Let’s start with eating. Squirrels should eat more because otherwise their eyes go buggy. I’m a bitch, I’ll say it for you. I’ve already said it over and over again anyway. Sometimes she looks like a squirrel. But Duana was all like – oh she’s so By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 04:43 am
