Intro for Nov 12, 2008 Dear Gossips, Friday Night Gay? Yay! Ausiello reported yesterday that someone came out on Friday Night Lights last night. Who was it? No! Don’t tell me! I have to know! Wait! I can’t! UGH! FNL is currently airing on DirecTV and will premiere on conventional television in January. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2008 01:48 am
Famewhores Consolation Shopping Poor Posh lost out to a ragged Jennifer Aniston for the December issue of Vogue. To date, Anna Wintour has yet to bless Mrs Beckham with her approval on the cover. To soothe her sorrows, Victoria decided to head to the mall for some fun times with her youngest son By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 12:27 pm
Famewhores Posh can’t top this??? What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 09:54 am
Douchebags Pippy’s so man! Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 08:05 am
Gossip Girl Humphrey Hate-on They say Brooklyn is cool. If Brooklyn is so cool, why do the Humphreys live there? Because the Humphreys all suck ass. All of them. Ugh. Last night’s Gossip Girl wasn’t the best. Probably because there wasn’t enough Chuck. Mostly because there was too much Dan. And By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 05:02 am
Dumbass Twitchy and coloured It’s Lilo on Access Hollywood with Maria Menounos promoting her leggings line and talking about the election…because it’s so important what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the election? Well… Actually… Many people are convinced that in this clip she calls Obama the first “coloured” president. She’s mumbling, By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 03:07 am
Famewhores Jennifer Aniston: weak, Bruno, and Vogue About her desperate trip to the Ivy the other day, Just Jared heard from a “source” and apparently the “real” story behind her visit to the most pap friendly establishment in Hollywood was that Jennifer was there to “sign a contract with a chef and some big-time caterers for a By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 02:41 am
Quiveration Hot Hugh for a Lifetime Needless to say, next to the frozen Gran, Hugh Jackman on Oprah was extra… ALIVE. A virile, smoldering, real man of a man. Damn! Thought all night about putting him on the Freebie Five but like Johnny Depp, why would you want Hugh Jackman for just one night? He’s By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 01:49 am
Frauds Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 01:36 am
Intro for Nov 11, 2008 Dear Gossips, We bonded last night, my husband and I, over our mutual horror watching Nicole Kidman’s arctic tundra on Oprah. Marcus had decided to spend part of the evening sleeping on dad’s lap, effectively pinning him to the couch, and instead of subjecting him to Gossip Girl By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 01:12 am
George Clooney Clooney redeemed? Several weeks ago, it was reported and confirmed by George Clooney’s rep that he had no interest and would not join the cast of ER for the series finale, turning his back on the show that made him. He was dead to us. But perhaps it’s time to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 11:38 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Leonardo DiCaprio By popular demand, an addition to the list of candidates for this year’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive – if you’ve yet to read the feature handicapping the contenders, click here. Otherwise, this article means nothing. Leonardo DiCaprio Arguments for: * Is what Pip Timberlake wants to be: successfully transitioned By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 10:11 am
Hollywood Closet Gay Pilots, Androgens, and JailBait too! Check out John Travolty tryin’ to rock the butch. And look how happy he is to be acting with pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new movie called From Paris with Love. Xenu’s main ‘mo apparently plays a spy. There are many high end luxe spas in Paris though By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 06:37 am
Douchebags Bad Birthday Karma What could possibly be so sh-t about the lives of the stars that they routinely resort to verbally and emotionally abusing the small people? Puffy/Diddy/ F-cktwat threw a birthday party the other night and hired a designer. The designer was given some money and a few hours and instructed By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 05:28 am
Quiveration Hot Hugh and the Old Lady Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 04:29 am
Bad Style What to wear to a luncheon Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes it’s been a total downward By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 03:34 am
