Baby and Bump Obsession Chez Eux Photos de la Famille Pitt en arrivant a Nice cet après-midi. French is rusty. Must practise for Paris. We’re going this month! Berlin to New York to New Orleans and now home to Nice – all in less than a week! Check out the Pitts getting off the plane in By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:59 am
Denise Richards Boyfriend Jeans and Hookers This is not Denise Richards. This is Lindsay Lohan. But at first glance, for half a second, I thought it was Denise Richards. And that is not a good thing. Because whatever Lilo is, she is most certainly not the worst Bond Girl/Former Heidi Fleiss Girl ever. Lilo also By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:35 am
BFFs Beyonce sings for Porny The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 04:53 am
Maple Leaf Canada and the Brange Thank you for all your emails, Canada. And forgive me. Forgive me for not immediately picking out out a very popular Canadian. I was blinded by the Porn and the Brange. And remember what I said last week – the domestics are not for me. I don’t watch the home By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:52 am
Quiveration Halle’s sexy sh*ts and giggles She’s been named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Word. Not even the Jolie could argue with that. With the help of writer Tom Chiarella, Halle Berry wrote her own article of acceptance for the honour – a candid and entertaining and a tad too “Oprah-y” piece about what By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:25 am
Mariah Carey What Mimi gave Nick It’s Nick Cannon’s birthday today. His 28th. To celebrate, Mariah Carey hosted a party for him last night at Pure in Vegas and on the occasion of his first birthday as a married man, Meems presented her husband with the gift of Equality. Temporarily. He was allowed to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:07 am
Parent Pimps How Chicken Fried Junior keeps her man Lynne Spears is amazing. Two months ago, some trailer twat called Kelli sold her story to In Touch Weekly telling the tabloid that she and Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby father were still getting it on, even after JL found out she was pregnant. Click here for a refresher. Then By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 02:50 am
Famewhores Pitt Philanthropic Porn Killing several birds with one Pitt Porn – once again the Brange is owning the game and once again, they’re using the Pitt Porn to sell the message. I buy! I buy! As you know, Brad and Angelina and the babies are all in New Orleans. Brad’s Make it By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 02:38 am
Famewhores Granny’s baby is smarter than yours Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was interviewed on the carpet last night and told reporters that that pillow she gave birth to is now reading the encyclopedia: “She is smiling. She is reading the encyclopedia.” Gran was joking… I guess? Not really. OF COURSE Granny would birth a baby that could By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:26 pm
Famewhores Friends with Gwen Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 10:12 am
Xenu She’s with them Jennifer Lopez last night at the Women in Hollywood event, kinda bland and frumpy, and posing with her Xenu bestie Leah Remini who actually looks possessed. Not unlike Katie Holmes. And John Travolta. And Kelly Preston. Oh yeah, and Tom Cruise. And soon… Jennifer Lopez. In a new interview for By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 05:01 am
Maple Leaf Meet the Jessi As you know, Lauren Conrad has her own rather successful clothing line. One of the dresses in her Holiday 2008 Collection is called The Jessi…named after Jessi Cruickshank, the gorgeous and impossibly adorable host the MTV’s The Aftershow which is shot and produced in Canada. Word. What’s By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:49 am
Gorgessity Halle’s older too Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:36 am
Famewhores Granny Contradictory Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, her face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like her much better with straight hair. By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:21 am
Carrie Underwood Country B and some guy Country music’s biggest b-tch was in Toronto the other day and she’s apparently dating some guy called Travis Stork who used to be on The Bachelor… Thanks to Ashley for sending this in – she saw them at Café Nervosa in Yorkville on Sunday: They sat at a table By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:02 am
Intro for Oct 07, 2008 Dear Gossips, Britney’s Womaniser video drops this week and stills have been released. Squee! Squee!!!! Girl looks f*CKING sick. Sick! Sure… it’s makeup, it’s lighting, it’s brushed…but whatever. It’s Britney looking like Britney and Britney SO pretty. Especially with blonde hair and smiling By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 01:57 am
