Britney Spears Chicken Fried in rehearsal We’re lucky these days if we see Britney papped once a week. She’s undercover, working hard, prepping for Circus…and it’s a super smart strategy. Chicken Fried Stupid finally not so stupid. Because what’s she doing is she’s posting photos on her own site instead. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 05:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Archie in Canada LOVE the name Archie! LOVE Will Arnett and Amy Poehler! LOVE their low key but very elegant birth announcement the other day in the Globe & Mail, Canada’s oldest national daily paper – thanks Julia for sending! Archibald William Emerson Arnett… Cute, right? Good time to revisit the video below By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:28 am
Bad Style Porny at Macy’s She must be surrounded by backstabbers. Surrounded by them. How else can you explain? Why else would she walk out the door wearing this? The fur collar. And the wrap. And the silver. And the hair. Porny looks like a 50 year old divorcee, she looks like Ivanka Trump…WTF? By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:12 am
Frauds Old Bag out of touch Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:07 am
Chills Chills Chills Shopping Shoes, Skinny Jeans, and Curvy Bums Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday with Leah Remini – as you can see, both wore comfortable shoes for the occasion. Then again, they really only have to walk half a block at a time…if that. It’s the best JLo’s looked in a while. Like old school Ben Affleck By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:02 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Dry Bitter Melon Peels needs The Secret? Last month on my birthday I broke my goddess charm – a red string pendant I’ve worn around my neck for years. It was moldy and frayed and still, I had it with me on every occasion, even the dress up ones. And then I dropped it and it cracked By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 02:18 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Singing > Acting and Liv too? The most awkward, uncomfortable clip ever… a thousand times more so than The Office, UK version, because no one is more is better at creating those moments like Ricky Gervais. Except for Joaquin Phoenix. Only he’s for real. As mentioned earlier, JP was at a charity benefit last night By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 12:16 pm
Quiveration The Irishman with a cinched waist Duana’s Irish so she likes ‘em Irish. I’m a horny bitch so I like ‘em horny. Rarely do we share the same taste in boys but we find common ground in Colin Farrell. Hey baby, your waist is so small. Here he is today in Rome promoting Pride By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 09:13 am
Mary Kate Olsen The Influential Market The Olsens at their book launch today – some kind of coffee table piece, something to do with what influences them style wise…but marketed to whom? Do you really need to know where MK found her billionaire street urchin flavoured inspiration? I’ve no problem ripping off her vibe now By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 08:53 am
Twilight Edward indeed Twilight. Are you ready for it? Because if you think High School Musical is bad, it’s about to get a lot worse. HSM, for the most part, is relegated to children. Twilight on the other hand is all ages and universal. 14 year olds dreaming of vampires, and 30 By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 08:35 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Our CHOOPy Europe What is CHOOP? CHOOP is not GOOP. CHOOP is the antithesis of GOOP. GOOP is a night at a hotel no one can afford. GOOP is accessorising with Chopard. GOOP is using tuna steaks for tuna sandwiches. GOOP is emailing Deepak Chopra for a tea leaf interpretation whenever your daughter By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 06:05 am
Christian Bale The Batman wins an award Not sure which one. And it doesn’t matter. All that matters is that this is Christian Bale last night at the Hollywood Film Festival alongside The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan and it’s been a long time because of course he’s intensely private, even though he lives By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 04:31 am
Clint Eastwood Angie under the radar? Had to laugh this morning after reading the opening line of the Angelina Jolie article on People.com: “She may be the most photographed woman in the world. But even Angelina Jolie can fly under the radar.” Why is this news? Been blogging about it for years. The Brange is By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 04:10 am
Famewhores That’s all? That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:37 am
Parent Pimps Old Hag Halloween Here’s 30 year old Ali Lohan trying to look like a teenager again at the Animals Fair Magazine Halloween Party last night. I think her costume was a cat. A skanky cat. A cat with a see through top showing off her abs and tacky ass acrylic nails. Ali By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:13 am
Joaquin Phoenix One Lover Won’t Promote Oh there he is. While Gwyneth Paltrow has dutifully performed red carpet responsibilities for their film Two Lovers in Cannes and most recently in London last week, Joaquin Phoenix has been missing for months, finally turning up last night at a star studded benefit in San Francisco, arriving with close By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 03:01 am
