Madonna Madonna sneaking around This thing with ARod… it’s baffling. So Page Six is reporting that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have enlisted the services of their wealthy friends to help them spend time together undercover. On October 21, ARod supposedly boarded a helicopter from New York that took him to the Hamptons where By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 03:17 am
Kristen Stewart Edward likes models It’s always a Brazilian model, non? Oh those Twilight super fans. Those message board moms have been wailing into their keyboards lately. Because Robert Pattinson is supposed to be Edward Cullen. And “dazzling” Edward Cullen, in the books, who could have any girl he wants, fell in love with By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 10:23 am
Frauds She runs??? Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits? Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks. Right. And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 10:12 am
Famewhores Reading Granny’s Diary In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 08:28 am
Kate Moss Ordinary Kate Moss I like it. At the airport today with Jamie Hince (still can’t believe she hasn’t got back with Pete Doherty) headed for LA. Shorter hair, fresh face, and a smile… looks good on her, non? Wonder what she’s so happy about. Do a bump in the Rolls? By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 06:57 am
Courteney Cox Courteney Cougar Bitch She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 05:50 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Workout with Mama A new Britney workout video with her trainer and also with her mother. The same mother who just published a book, profiting from the trials and tribulations of both her daughters. Yay for child stardom! But this goes back to what Duana said last week: Because she knows how. That By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 04:16 am
Clown Lilo skinny subway Thinner than ever in New York (look at the legs) with Samantha yesterday, here’s Lindsay Lohan in grey tights and a wicked leather jacket and bag hopping on the subway with the paps…because she’s just so real? Admittedly though, she does look great. Makes me angry to By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 03:25 am
Gemma Arterton Russian Red! As mentioned the other day, am currently OBSESSED with Russians. Those who’ve screened Quantum of Solace say Olga Kurylenko is explosively sexy. Word is, between Bond girls in the new film, Olga > Gemma Arterton hands down and Olga certainly owned Gemma last night on the carpet. This red By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 02:50 am
Royals Very Princely Prince William and Prince Harry totally represented last night at Bond, personally inviting 200 sailors and airmen as their guests of honour to raise money for various military charities. The Young Royals spent time chatting amiably with their comrades and posing for pictures, both at ease and appearing to enjoy By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 02:33 am
Judi Dench M is for fierce bitch The Dame. Who else? This is Judi Dench last night at Bond – LOVE the bedazzled 007 tattoo at the nape of her neck and you will note, even her poppy has been tricked out! Bitch turns 74 in December. Doesn’t look a day over 60. And she’s currently By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 02:28 am
Quiveration He loves her so much I’ve seen Daniel Craig and Satsuki Mitchell together in person. I’ve seen the way he can’t let go of her hand. How he can’t walk a carpet without her. How he’s the one who’s kinda clingy. Not limp dick clingy but hot clingy. Incredibly By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 01:53 am
Douchebags Today’s AssTalk from Douchebag He’s been silent for so long I almost missed him. Then he started writing again and I’m sorry I ever said that. John Mayer, who else? John Mayer Douchebag has written for the Huffington Post and, as usual, what he’s produced is as Rossum as it gets. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 09:09 am
Justin Timberlake Tom & Will declare themselves…and whisper together It’s the 2nd PSA following the highly successful Don’t Vote video. And there are a few hidden gems. Look for Tom Cruise and Will Smith whispering together looking awfully comfortable doing it. Tom also tries to be sarcastic. In the end he ends up the way he always By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 07:26 am
Bad Style Another reason not to eat Once upon a time, Armani was the man. Then he made the ugliest dress for Katie Holmes’s wedding and now most of the designs coming out of Armani Prive look like they’ve been inspired by Tina Knowles. It’s embarrassing. One blip of a bright light? Becks starring By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 07:15 am
Maple Leaf Interview on Triple C Triple C: Coffee, cigarettes… and coke? This is a very cranked up Shenae Grimes on the set of the new but not improved 90210 being interviewed about her current show and her old show. As you can see, she’s talking out of her veins. Need a nap just looking By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 05:39 am
