Adrien Brody Now this is a dress Rachel Weisz at the Brothers Bloom premiere in London. Right? Like architecture. But fashion. Wicked. Brothers Bloom opens some time in December. Duana and Michelle loved it at TIFF. And we all had our very own Adrien Brody moment at the Park Hyatt during the festival too. Which is why By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 01:14 pm
Clown An American call girl in Moscow Duana, Michelle, and I… we came home from Europe OBSESSED with Russians. Like, we can’t believe we were so late to arrive at the Russian party. Because Russians are amazing. We are all about Russians. Or at least the ones on our trip. As I mentioned last week, Grey By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 11:21 am
Victoria Beckham Bunion Break! The world has stopped. It stops twice a year whenever Victoria Beckham gives her bunions a break from the stilettos. Can you believe it? This is Posh at her kid’s soccer game the other day, where she’s been known to put on a pair of sky highs and By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 09:47 am
Cheating Loins You Promise? Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 07:39 am
Quiveration The New Cloon You’re right. Many of you have complained that I don’t give Mad Men enough love. True. I should. And many are even more upset that Jon Hamm isn’t allotted enough quiver space. Not that I dispute it if he’s yours but Jon Hamm isn’t my By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 04:54 am
Nicole Richie Ex Anorexics At the 30th Anniversary of the Carousel of Hope Ball the other night - Nicole Richie looking so healthy and so beautiful, with lovely luscious boobs and hips too! After Harlow the fear of course was that Nicole would stop eating altogether. And while she might not eat much, she By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 04:05 am
Famewhores Spittle wants more Nipple? He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler, but now it appears Gerard Butler By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 03:06 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s definition of Everything There are maybe, like, two of you still sitting on the fence about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s insatiable appetite for fame and the increasingly embarrassing, not to mention ruthless, ways she’s attempting to achieve it. If this applies to you, I predict you’ll have changed your mind By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 02:40 am
Reese Witherspoon Jakey’s home! After spending several months in London shooting the Prince of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal was home with Reese Witherspoon this weekend looking relaxed and relieved too. They made it work through a summer apart – my sources say they promised each other they wouldn’t go more than 2 weeks without seeing By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 02:29 am
Quiveration Roman Viggo Kick off a new week with a little Viggo delight. Here he is in Rome for the Rome International Film Festival promoting Appaloosa which was well received enough but for Renee Zellweger who, terribly miscast, spectacularly sucks it up snapface style. As always though, Viggo delivers a strong performance. And By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 02:24 am
Intro for Oct 27, 2008 Dear Gossips, We spent our final night in London at a dance party – our own, in jammies, givin’er to “party bangers” on MTV UK, inspired by Beyonce’s Crazy In Love video (KILLER!) and culminating in the Sister Act 2 medley off YouTube as requested by Duana… because there’ By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 02:17 am
Famewhores Friday Photo Assumption! My favourite game! Drawing conclusions based on nothing but the analysis of a photo – last night in New York at the Fashion Group International Night of the Stars awards… JLo looking very Maid in Manhattan, sucked in snug and sexy with her Spanx, arriving with her husband Marc Anthony. Check By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 09:02 am
Blind Riddles Besties in Bed A bonus blind riddle for this week. Short and smutty. They’re best friends and they say best friends only… But they sleep in the same bed when they’re on holiday. Duana and I have been sharing a king bed during our European travels but that’s because we’ By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 07:35 am
Mary Kate Olsen Plain Ashley and what MK eats The Olsens were on Oprah yesterday – most boring interview ever. Seriously… You’d think the Mighty Opes would slap her big stick around more often, non? She’s Oprah. She could have asked them whatever she wanted to. Instead though, Oprah decided to throw softballs and spent too much time By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 06:47 am
Break Ups Guy’s Boys He went out to a gallery last night with RDJ and Jude Law – male bonding as a release after a long day’s work on set. As I mentioned yesterday, here in London, it’s pro-Guy all the way. The classic obnoxious American superstar and the unassuming, low key, middle By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 05:06 am
Matt Damon Matt Damon ONEXONE San Francisco When it comes to his commitment to ONEXONE, Matt Damon is nothing short of amazing. He has been involved with the organisation in Canada for 3 years and is now taking ONEXONE to the US, launching the inaugural ONEXONE gala dinner in San Francisco last night and bringing Lucy along By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 03:43 am
