Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Pumpkin Patch Britney took her boys to the pumpkin patch yesterday to prepare for Halloween. I have a friend who’s dressing up as fried chicken with a gurney strapped to his back… is that wrong? We are depraved. But then again… The first is the photo Britney posted on her own By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 03:10 am
Gwyneth Paltrow The GOOPy travelling mom Gwyneth arrived in New York yesterday with Apple and Moses looking like every mom after a long flight with children (Victoria Beckham not included): a little disheveled, carrying backpacks and plastic bags. Coldplay performs on Saturday Night Live tomorrow so it’ll be a family reunion. Here in London though By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:52 am
Girly Throw Downs America vs Lilo Page Six reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan’s 6 episode appearance on Ugly Betty has now been slashed to 4 because she and America Ferrera clashed on set. According to their report, Lilo was a nightmare to work with and America told her to beat it. Us Weekly on the By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:46 am
Famewhores Look at my stomach! Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:34 am
Maple Leaf In the name of diversity It’s a good thing, obviously. To be open and allow a forum for different voices … of course it is. Can’t stand Elisabeth Hasselbeck but she belongs on The View absolutely . And in the same spirit, I suppose, Jennifer Lopez belonged at the 2008 Women’s Conference? Along with By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 09:16 am
Gwyneth Paltrow In the GOOPy neighbourhood We were shooting in Gwyneth’s area today. And just as we entered her tony neighbourhood, Michelle received an alert on her blackberry… it was the latest GOOPy newsletter! This issue – more recipes. Ugh. The tuna one totally sums her up though. Soy? Tuna steaks? What would happen if you By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 08:38 am
Victoria Beckham Becks Milan, Posh India As I’m sure you’ve heard, David Beckham is reportedly joining AC Milan on loan to play this winter so that he can keep his eligibility…something like that. The technical details for the purposes of this column are not important. What is important is that it looks like By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 04:58 am
Frauds Who is Sasha Fierce? It’s Beyonce, of course, and this is the title of her new double album: The first: I Am… The second: Sasha Fierce. Sasha of course is what she calls her alter ego, the gyrating performer who is released on stage. In private, Sasha retreats and cedes the spotlight to By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 04:29 am
Clown The real star of The City Whitney Port is getting her own “reality” spin-off. She moves to New York, she gets a “job”, there’s boy drama… and all the activity happens AROUND her instead of ABOUT her. At least that’s what it looks like from the new trailer. Whitney stands around with her mouth By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 04:04 am
On being a snob Duana: So the idea that we Canadian folks are supposed to be the tough ones who can handle cold is a myth. Because I have seen British girls out on the town. I walked past a club yesterday, freezing, clad in boots and scarf and full-on coat – and stared at By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 03:40 am
Intro for Oct 23, 2008 Dear Gossips, On the carpet last night at the Grey Goose Character & Cocktails event last night, the question on everyone’s mind was how the Madonna Guy Ritchie split would affect the London social scene. The party was a fundraiser for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and I asked By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 02:37 am
Break Ups Her Madgesty’s usurper Us Weekly is reporting that Guy Ritchie has tossed off Madonna for this woman - Kelly Reilly, an actress in his Sherlock Holmes. She’s, like, half Madge’s age. Oh snappy snaps! She’s attractive, this Kelly. But she’s brave. She’s brave to move in on the By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 05:03 pm
Quiveration He’s close… But not close enough. This is for Laura – we miss you! And this is for you – Colin Firth tonight here at the London Film Festival screening of Genova. We were hoping he’d show up later at the Grey Goose Characters & Cocktails party but the best we had was By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 12:42 pm
Blind Riddles Bitch Wars Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, right? It's even worse in Hollywood, especially when so many of them are fighting for everything: headlines, attention, and ultimately the work. This is about the work. And the power plays they pull to get the work over their competitors. Bitch #1 By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 07:56 am
The Starter Wife Swag Giveaway! The Starter Wife starring Debra Messing debuts on Showcase tonight in Canada at 10pm ET/PT. To kick things off, Showcase and deb.on.air have put together a lovely swag bag for those of you needing a fresh start. It’s the “get over it, move on, pick yourself By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 07:36 am
Adrien Brody Hello Adrien Brody in love… Hard. An intense, all consuming love. This must be why the ordinarily private Oscar winner has allowed his home to be photographed featuring him posing on the grounds and inside with his girlfriend Spanish actress Elsa Pataky. Elsa’s career isn’t exactly on par with his. But this won’ By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 05:17 am
