Clown What will it take? So Lainey nonchalantly throws things into her suitcase – which finally arrived, and which contains things that look nothing like my clothes, let me assure you - and asks me to write this article all “And it’ll be fun for you!” But she snickers, because she secretly thinks I’m By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 05:10 am
Parent Pimps Because she knows how As you may have heard, Britney Spears will celebrate her 27th birthday December 2nd on Good Morning America – and, oh-so-coincidentally, her album drops the same day. Check out the video below to see her blowing out the candles in a promo for what will undoubtedly be a ratings juggernaut. Go By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:59 am
Break Ups Hello Canada: Madonna’s sad ending This week’s Hello Canada features an article written by a longtime Madonna (unauthorised) biographer and an exclusive interview with Madge herself which took place just two days before the divorce was announced. According to J. Randy Taraborrelli, just after she decided to release a statement confirming that she and By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:47 am
Keanu Reeves Star-crossed cities? From Duana: Dudes, Europe is stunning. And exciting and romantic and delightful, particularly when you’re lucky enough to be with your friends. I can’t say enough about it. Which is why I’m glad we’ve had some hiccups along the way, because happy people make for boring By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:38 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Hair, Legs, Veins But I’m all over everything else. SJP attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container opening in New York last night without her husband. He already turned up with her somewhere else a couple of days ago – as such, he’s already filled his monthly quota. Which is why By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:23 am
Douchebags Jen…John…Baby? Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:18 am
Patrick Dempsey Donatella or BitchFace? Patrick Dempsey showed up at the Whitney gala last night without his scowly wife. Replacing her on his arm was none other than Donatella Versace who…well… you know what I’m about to say, I don’t have to say it, because all of you are feeling it: she’ By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 07:35 am
Justin Timberlake Young, Hot, Single, Friends Manslinger Kate Hudson last night giggling on the carpet with her good friend Liv Tyler – both single, both young, both hot, and clearly ready to party at the Burberry opening in Beverly Hills. Love. After a rough year and some suspicious weight loss too, Liv looks amazing. And healthy. And By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 05:51 am
Quiveration Glitter MotherChucker Lara messaged me last night during Gossip Girl – apparently another wildly satisfying episode. GG is like porn for her. And nothing turns us on more than Blair and Chuck cruel intention-ing each other to the point of blue ball frustration. Gah! Can’t watch til Sunday! In the meantime, will By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 04:58 am
Hollywood Closet Mr & Mrs Androgen Tom Cruise and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. Interesting to note some of the other high profile guests By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 04:45 am
Criss Angel Man Influential Askmen.com has just released its annual list of Top 40 Most Influential Men as voted by men themselves. The #1 spot isn’t much of a surprise and a huge boost for Michael Phelps at #3 is a nod to his determination and subsequent historic accomplishments but… Cristiano Ronaldo? By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 03:48 am
Keira Knightley A rare, modern Keira Speaking of Keira Knightley the Russian favourite – here she is on set in New York filming a movie called Last Night. It’s almost always period pieces for young KK, she has acknowledged it herself, so it must be a treat to work on something contemporary for a change. Perhaps By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 03:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy Team Madge My Gwyneth dragged her skinny sanctimonious little ass out in the rain last night to promote her new film Two Lovers at the London Film Festival again without Joaquin Phoenix who hasn’t been seen in ages and no one seems to want to talk about it. Oh it’s By Lainey • Oct 21, 2008 03:06 am
Mandy Moore A Loyal Friend Never, ever understood why she dated him, but totally respect her for staying so tight with him. This is Mandy Moore on Saturday at Friendly House’s awards luncheon with her friend and former boyfriend DJ AM. It was a topic of discussion the other night: what happened to Mandy By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 07:50 am
Natalie Portman Flat boots and pompom hats! They’re my favourite. Polka dots and pompoms, stripes and pompoms, plain pompoms, I have them all. Pompom hats in the winter are the best and it’s all about flat boots. This is a very smartly dressed Matilda Ledger in Brooklyn the other day going for a walk to By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Are we there yet? Seems like Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant forever but she still doesn’t even look that big to me. How much longer? Are we there yet? This is Ashlee leaving after dinner the other night with an expression that a shrew like me can only interpret as: Ugh. Get this By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:44 am
