Katie Holmes Little Sci goes for ice cream Let’s play Photo Assumption, shall we? Little Sci went for ice cream with her dad the other day and spent the entire time trying to get away from him while he tried in vain to look like the doting-est father in the history of fatherhood…which is a totally By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:30 am
Break Ups The Goldigger and Duchovny Middle aged man, another cliché… It’s one thing to be at the centre of a scandal, but for someone like David Duchovny, to be textbook is almost worse. On the heels of their separation announcement, a separation that occurred well before his stint in rehab for sex addiction, it’ By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:21 am
Victoria Beckham Animé or Boy Band? Mr and Mrs Beckham found themselves in the same city at the same time on Friday night – it’s been hard for the couple to spend quality time together these days…so they took the opportunity to go out for dinner and get photographed in London. Knowing however that the By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:15 am
Break Ups War on Madge As you know, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is being played out publicly on an hourly basis in the UK tabloids. Conflicting reports are being released every day – some in favour of Madonna but most in favour of Guy: that she’s a control freak, that there’s no tv By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:03 am
Quiveration Hot Harry on a Horse…on a motorbike! Vroom vroom…yum yum! It’s f&cking pouring here in Vancouver. It’ll pour here for the next 5 months. Am thankful for a little hot Harry to lift my soggy spirits. Hot Harry hopped on a bike today to participate in the Enduro Africa 2008 Motorcycle Rally By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 09:13 am
Douchebags What it’s like to meet Johnny I’ve been fortunate enough during my time with eTalk to have the opportunity to interview and observe celebrities, to exchange war stories with journalists, to have a glimpse at what it’s like behind the People Magazine bullsh-t…and as you’ve probably gleaned from this column, assy celebrity By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 08:40 am
Tina Fey Lost in a corn maze Last weekend wasn’t the same…and you know why? Because there was no Tina. No new Tina on SNL playing Sarah Palin. This weekend it’s a brand new Saturday Night Live with Josh Brolin hosting and it has been OFFICIALLY confirmed: Sarah Palin WILL appear on the show! By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 07:06 am
Quiveration The bastard brings the quiver Damn. One of the first photos of Brad Pitt in costume in Inglorious Bastards as Aldo Raine, a rough son of a bitch who gets it done “hillbilly” styles and makes no apologies. Moistness! It’s the way he wears clothes, you know? And how he holds his body. There By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 06:51 am
Smutty Surgery The youngest of them all… It’s Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter showed up at the launch of some video game yesterday. A lot of stars actually showed up for the launch of that video game. Video gaming is a lucrative business these days…perhaps even more than movie making. Sorry, I digress. Wonder Woman used By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 06:00 am
Hook Ups Her friends suck too? It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass. Same goes for Jennifer Aniston? OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. She was dropped off by her security and apparently had a small By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 04:36 am
Dumbass Express Yourself…by shutting your ass It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s. And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 04:07 am
Bad Style You are not Tom Ford Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 03:28 am
Madonna Tabloid Wars: People vs Madge People Magazine, as you know, is essentially a celebrity promotional vehicle, where publicists go to get their messages across knowing that they’ll be printed, even if it’s full of sh*t …which is most often the case. Back in the summer, when Madonna controversy was raging over Alex By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 12:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The new GOOPy pants! My Gwyneth’s “worst nightmare" has officially come true but she certainly isn’t dressing down for the occasion. Check out my girl in a fierce black trench in London over a pair of … scrunchy pants? LOVE these pants. Don’t have the height or the body type for By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 11:34 am
Quiveration Bond… coming The Bond franchise has a significant fan base in Canada. As such, Daniel Craig and a few others from Quantum came to Canada for a quick day of media two weeks before the premiere in London. Daniel was supposedly not made available for an official photograph session but paps did By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 10:55 am
Douchebags Douchey’s birthday boost John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 09:34 am
