Victoria Beckham Posh Animé Posh was in Germany yesterday promoting her jeans, trying harder than f-ck to sell her style. What is the Victoria Beckham style? Everybody says her style is Alien. I say her style is becoming Animé. She looks like a Japanese cartoon. Those angles on her face making her eyes all By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 07:30 am
Quiveration He tried And we quivered. My friend Duana was in Ireland recently for a family wedding. Being half Irish, she kinda has an Irish thing. And a Colin Farrell thing. So she’s been keening for Colin and this won’t help the ache… Because last night in New York at the By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 06:09 am
Colin Farrell Dorky Norton Look…I love him too. But I spent 10 minutes scanning photos from the agencies and every shot was dorky. And that’s just too long to spend scanning photos without finding one that’s not dorky. Maybe it was just an off night? Last night, in New York, at By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 05:14 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy for the soul! My GOOPster’s latest newsletter has arrived! Thanks to all of you for forwarding it. I’m still not a member. And this week is a perfect example of why not. GOOPy is all about the domestics and self help. Ugh. Like it’s not enough that she’s pontificating By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 04:14 am
Brad Pitt Waking up with Angie A dewy fresh Angelina Jolie showed up in studio at The Today Show this morning for a final push this week in support of The Changeling opening in select theatres next week and in wide release October 31st. As you’ve heard, she also graces the new cover of W By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 04:03 am
Ebola Victims Hot Harry on a Horse escapes infection! And so does his brother! Never been so proud of my royal infatuation. He f&cks up all the time, but at the very least, he knows to avoid the Hollywood Ebola Virus Paris Hilton. Amazing. So last night at Whisky Mist, Ebola was flailing away when she learned By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 03:19 am
Break Ups Sex addiction or BBT? In the wake of Madonna’s marital collapse, David Duchovy and Tea Leoni cleverly announced their separation yesterday to People.com hoping their situation would get buried in Her Madgesty’s drama. Almost…but for Billy Bob Thornton and David’s little sex addiction thing. What’s curious is that By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 02:57 am
Break Ups Not even divorce… Can stop the show. While others would have cancelled citing a variety of excuses, like feeling fat, or migraines, or fried chicken laziness, Madonna took it back to the stage last night in Boston, her infamous emotional fortitude not shaken by divorce - a true, driven, control freak professional to By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 02:49 am
Blind Riddles Body or Baby? A couple of years ago, I was the first to write about the celebrity IV diet – many of them would admit themselves to hospital under the care of a proper physician for 10 days, 2 weeks or so, eliminating food in favour of an IV drip chock full of essentials By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 07:51 am
Break Ups Split Speculation They say there's a 7 year curse. Madonna and Guy couldn't get past 7. I'm arriving at 7 on November 2nd. Scary. Anyway, already rumours are swirling about the split. And Jennifer Aniston is right pissed that yet again, someone else is usurping her By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 05:06 am
Break Ups It's over! It’s confirmed. It’s over! Liz Rosenberg notified The Associated Press that Madge and Guy have in deed agreed to divorce. Blogging on the run so here’s the AP wire. Will update the story later. LONDON Madonna's spokeswoman has confirmed that the singer and her husband, By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 04:14 am
Nicole Kidman Marion > Granny Freeze This is Marion Cotillard leaving Cipriani in London last night where she’s been working on Nine alongside Kate Hudson, Pene Cruz, Fergie, and of course, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, among others. Word is this may not be Marion’s only project with the Gran. The two could potentially work By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 03:12 am
Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Courteney Cox and Demi Moore posing together at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night. Courteney is 44, Demi is 46, Courteney “claimed” recently she’s only tried Botox once and hated it and Demi…well, Demi is a mystery because the work is just so good and subtle but By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:57 am
Break Ups Each tabloid gets a turn This is, like, the third time this year that reports are originating out of the UK announcing the imminent demise of the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage. Following previous attempts by the Daily Mail and The Mirror, The Sun is now taking a stab at the story, claiming exclusively that it’ By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:44 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried tours...with Wade! It’s confirmed…like for sure for sure for sure this time. March 2009 – Britney Spears goes back on tour! And… The choreography? Back to Wade Robson. Remember Wade Robson? It’s a return to Britney at the beginning – as you know, many of Britney’s original moves were designed By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 09:05 am
Quiveration Try to breathe I’m warning you. If you are operating machinery, if you are holding your baby, if you are prone to swooning, you need to gird yourself, girls and gays… Because this man. OMFG this man. It’s Colin Farrell at a presser for Pride & Glory. Sweet mother nature of By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 08:19 am