Baby and Bump Obsession Lola at 12 It’s been widely published that Lourdes Leon is 12 years old today – same day as Care to Truth or Dare! Oddly enough though, Madonna shouted out her firstborn during her show on Saturday night, saying it was her beloved’s birthday that night… But the real date is not By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 05:17 am
Quiveration Madge & the MotherChucker Yesterday’s Gossip Girl should have been called the Cleavage Episode. Boobs everywhere! And Chuck in those ridiculous pants with green socks! Love. This is my shamef*cker motherchucker at the Filth & Wisdom premiere last night with his nasty ass turned out feet that always fill me with a By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 04:16 am
Victoria Beckham Another airport classic Victoria Beckham at Heathrow the other day trying to be Audrey Hepburn What? Doesn’t everyone wear a fitted sheath with a high white collar and 5 inch heels after a long flight? You mean you don’t? Ever wonder how disappointed she’d be if she got off a By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:14 am
Douchebags Desperate goes back for more Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. The By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:08 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo’s rejection weekend Was a busy day for Lindsay Lohan on Monday. First she promoted her line of leggings (modelling a pair with ladders all over them) at Henri Bendel – no Sam in sight. Rumours are swirling that things are not well. Rumours are also swirling that they’re engaged. Probably because we By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Lovey Dovey Weekend Getaway Ryan had the kids, so Reese dashed over to London to see her Jakey – here they are hand in hand, clearly delighted to be together for a few short days. Reese is already back in LA but I’m told she’s actually in the UK more often than we By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 02:36 am
Famewhores Thankful for Botox That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 08:56 am
Pitt "Porn" Thankful for Pitt Porn You’ve seen the cover – now a glimpse at the pages inside Angelina Jolie’s W Magazine feature, photographed by Brad Pitt. Porn! He is shooting the woman he loves, the mother of his children with his children. And they are beautiful. Stunningly beautiful. These are just a few – the By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:57 am
Quiveration Thankful for Hot Harry on a Horse Hot Harry and his Chelsy Davy went out for dinner the other night and the British press were making a big deal about how they feasted on monkeys swinging from trees and other exotic dishes…or some sh*t like that. I prefer to make a big deal about the By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:46 am
Johnny Depp Thankful for Love And no…not the kind of love that gets renewed in Vegas by Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Criss Angel looks on. Ew! No. I’m talking about the Johnny Depp kind of love. The kind that is rarely, if ever, photographed outside a red carpet. The kind that By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:33 am
Quiveration Thankful for Hugh Jackman He turned 40 the other day. 40 looks damn good. Here he is with his family at Bronte Beach, playing with the kids, hanging out with his wife, enjoying some lemonade in the sunshine. He’s the hotness, non? Love.Him. And love even more than he doesn’t have By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:17 am
Douchebags Pip & Shelfy pick and choose Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel showed up at a rally the other day in support of Barack Obama and to promote the youth vote. It’s a good thing, right? Sure. But here’s the question: For a couple so hellbent on “privacy”, a couple that “claims” not to put By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:04 am
Britney Spears On Womaniser Her body looked TIGHT. She looked amazing. The song… Meh. And the video? Well it was slick. And people are losing their sh*t. And I’m as stoked as anyone else about her comeback because, yes, she’s clearly on her way... But… It’s hard to separate before By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 02:50 am
Intro for Oct 13, 2008 Dear Gossips, Britney’s Womaniser video was released Friday… thoughts? Mine are below. Today is Thanksgiving in Canada. I’m thankful for your support of this site! Please know how I appreciate your visits. And Degrassi’s Stacey Farber gave thanks for her good fortune by giving back. This is By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 02:44 am
Quiveration Hey Baby Don’t run away… It’s been ages. Your hair’s long again… I like it. In fact, I like everything about you today. The way you wear your hat, the way you wear your pants, especially your pants, but you're still too skinny, darling. It hurts me By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 01:45 pm
Robert Pattinson Twilight: the final trailer Twilight freaks turned up their freak factor this week when the final Twilight trailer leaked online. To me it looks cheaply produced (that fight sequence is seriously hurting), but what does it matter? Production value doesn’t matter. Not when screaming teens and infatuated mothers are involved. This is the By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 09:46 am
