Would You Rather Rossum and the Dolphin Now she’s f&cking mermaid. Emmy Rossum continues with the sugar raping in the latest post on her blog https://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=185709354&blogID=434967815, telling her five fans that she kissed a dolphin and she liked it. If By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 10:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ten Sunday Roses Naomi Watts today out and about in Brentwood, heavily pregnant. Like ten times Granny Freeze’s version of pregnant. And very, very cute. Wearing stripes and short shorts and 7 months along… Not fair. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 09:50 am
Douchebags An Ingrate killed Doug Ross Who would George Clooney be without Doug Ross? ER MADE George Clooney. And ER is concluding this year after 15 seasons, bringing back almost every familiar face to commemorate the occasion…save one. George Clooney has officially confirmed that he has no interest in reprising the role that launched his By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 08:50 am
John Krasinski Jim & Pam: Romance in the rain? Or will it be tragic? Ausiello managed to confirm with Mindy Kaling at an Emmy party over the weekend that something “momentous” will happen between Jim and Pam in the rain… Hot sexy kiss? Or a sad split? Mindy also reveals that there will be “ups and downs” and actually By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 08:24 am
Reese Witherspoon Where were you? Reese Witherspoon arriving at LAX the other day seems to be in good spirits… Wonder where she was coming from? Jake Gyllenhaal was on location a few weeks ago and she travelled to Morocco to spend some time with him there... perhaps she’s returning again from another visit? Reese By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 07:14 am
Brad Pitt Man Heels are everywhere! Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt… and Bono too! Here he is in New York where he’s been in meetings with the UN – he and Bob Geldof are apparently supporting a plan that would provide nearly $1.5 billion to African farmers. As you can see, Bono’s lifts are not By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 05:01 am
Quiveration This man is not having sex… Victoria Beckham is busy. She’s a designer now. She’s trying to be DVF. As such, she says she isn’t ready for a fourth child, and reveals specifically that: I’m not even trying to get pregnant at the moment. Translation: David is not having sex. I don’ By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:44 am
Cheating Loins Fight cheating with cheating Meg Ryan on the cover of In Style and a new candid interview about her failed marriage and Russell Crowe… As you recall, Meg and Dennis Quaid were married when she embarked on a torrid affair with Russell that led to her divorce. She now reveals that she wasn’t By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:25 am
Famewhores Even her bodyguards… Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman. Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:53 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Where’s the Fourth? At the Sex & the City DVD launch party last week – three girls showed up, one was missing… The official reason for Kristin Davis’s absence was that she was working, something about shooting a commercial. And here’s what’s being offered at the other end of the smutty By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:29 am
Kevin Bacon Rare Lasting Love Kevin Bacon is 50. And he and Kyra Sedgwick have been married for 20 years. Amazing. And still going strong. They don’t whore out their relationship, they remain relatively private, I have no idea what their children look like, and I can’t recall off the top of my By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:16 am
Cheese GOOP Had dinner with the girls recently… Julie is pregnant, Erin is a doula, and she suggested that before the baby comes, we all get together for some kind of chick bond. Something about feeling and sharing. I asked her if she wanted me to bring my spirit drum to ring By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:10 am
Intro for Sep 23, 2008 Dear Gossips, Drew Barrymore and Kiki Dunst almost came to hair pulling the other day over the Mac dude. Now I’m all over a good old fashioned cat fight but you gotta make it worthwhile… Scrapping over Justin Long is a waste of girlsh*t. Scrapping over James Franco By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 03:05 am
Douchebags Major League Upgrade Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard. Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 11:23 am
Jimmy Kimmel Using him wisely SNL’s mistake was giving him too much to say. The key to Michael Phelps is to shut his mouth, take off his clothes, and focus on everything below the head. The Emmy pre-show hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, learning from Lorne’s mistakes, did just that, using the Olympian wisely, By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 10:14 am
Catherine Zeta Jones She’s married to him Catherine Zeta Jones is. Hate to be bitch (actually no I don’t) but if I looked like CZJ, it would greatly distress me every night to have my supple body, that classic face, those pouty lips tied to this for the rest of his life. I know love is By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 09:59 am
