Girly Throw Downs It’s just a luncheon The Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday – no Meryl, no Brange. Meryl doesn’t have time to fly all the way in from New York for a luncheon. She’s Meryl Streep. And it’s like her 15th time, right? But why no Brange, since they’ve been campaigning so By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 03:55 am
Girlcrushes I love you all over again Hate the Gwyneth who’s sickly sweet and MiniVan sucky. Love the Gwyneth who doesn’t give a sh-t that you hate her because she knows that your hate means she still matters. Worship the Gwyneth who believes she’s better than you and looks for every opportunity to By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 03:04 am
Bad Style Drew Bow Enough. She had that old school Marilyn whatever assness going on at the Globes a few weeks ago, and last night on the carpet for That Movie Drew pulled her hair up into a 1950s ponytail and pranced around all girlypoo at the sock hop. Ugh. The poor bow on By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 02:19 am
Gorgessity Straight Man Freebie 5 Jennifer Connelly pops up on a lot of straight man Freebie 5 lists. A LOT. This surprises me. Not because I don’t think she’s lovely but because I DO think she’s lovely. So she always seemed like the kind of woman women appreciate more than men. Knowing By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 02:01 am
Bad Style Table for 2? Date tonight? How about Chinese? Maybe Thai? This is your hostess. She’s called brunette Scarlett Johansson. “Tay-bow faw toooo?” Hate eating at places like that. And hate Scarlett’s styling last night at He’s Just Not That Into You. Not necessarily the dress. The dress I love. By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:53 am
Famewhores Too much beer? Jennifer Aniston on the carpet last night at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. A rare miss. Because you know the Aniston. The hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the Aniston is always working, the Aniston always looks good, the Aniston can’t afford not By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:37 am
Intro for Feb 03, 2009 Dear Gossips, The Transformers trailer aired during the Super Bowl. Big buzz. A day later, Christian Bale loses it on the set of Terminator Salvation and the audio spreads across the internets…. Coincidence or conspirary? The buzz is building: did Michael Bay have something to do with the Bale tirade By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:19 am
Hook Ups Josh jogs, Kiki’s clogs Am told they’re seeing each other casually but quietly – Josh Hartnett and Kirsten Dunst. Both are currently in New York. He was spotted jogging today and this is Kiki out for lunch with a friend on the weekend. Josh was my summer crush 7 summers ago. Whenever 40 days By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 12:41 pm
Christian Bale What if it was Shakespeare? Dude. Bale. Chill. You know I love him, but there’s “art” and then there’s plain manners. So Christian last summer was working on Terminator Salvation. The DP walked onto the set to check the light or something and f-cked up the shot, screwing up his scene. Apparently By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 08:38 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy in a box GOOP on the cover of the March issue of Elle UK! She looks like she’s popping out of a box, non? In theory, I like the jacket. But the way it’s photographed, dimensionally, the puffy sleeves are the same size as her head. Still…am all over the By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 07:55 am
Douchebags Ricky hates Ebola and Posh! Ricky Gervais should host the Oscars. Hugh will be wonderful. But next year, why not Ricky? Ricky’s irreverence would rip all of them, all the famewhores, each and every one, a new asshole…starting with Ebola and Posh. In an open letter to President Obama, Ricky writes: “As I& By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 07:04 am
Mary Kate Olsen Fashion Magazine Prunes! An exclusive first look at the cover of the March issue of Canada’s FASHION Magazine – it’s classic prunes! Mary Kate Olsen doing her mouth thing, shot recently at a studio in New York, wearing an Alexander Wang cardigan over a Stella McCartney dress. As you can see from By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 04:35 am
Parent Pimps More famous than ever I stopped by the supermarket yesterday and while I was waiting in line to pay Porny’s Pants were everywhere. Almost every cover. There’s Porny in her high waisted atrocity, one breast fighting the other breast underneath that black tank, more famous than she’s been in years. Years. By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 03:39 am
Gorgessity Slumdog DGA Slumdog Millionaire director Danny Boyle took home top honours this weekend at the Directors Guild Awards in Hollywood. Dev Patel and Freida Pinto were with him to help celebrate. Freida was also spotted in Little India, southeast of Los Angeles, at a photo shoot the other day. As you can By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 03:03 am
Lindsay Lohan Dirty, skinny, same When she is at her lowest, when she’s the most cranked out ever, Lindsay Lohan always develops a signature foundation problem. Here she is at the ESPN Super Bowl party where Samantha Ronson was hired to DJ. Also worth noting, as pointed out by my colleague Jeffrey, she’s By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 02:42 am
Famewhores Rio, Robo, Little Sci, and a GMD Valkyrie opens in Brazil this week so Tom Cruise and his family arrived a few days early to spend some time relaxing in Rio de Janeiro, followed constantly by their security team and the paps and screaming fans, all of which seemed to irritate the adorable Little Sci, pictured holding By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:55 am
