Girlcrushes Coveting Kate’s hamstrings It’s always about whose abs you want. Or ass. Or hair. Or nose. It’s never about the hamstrings. Hamstrings are underrated! But I only realised this today. I was just whining at my trainer Hayley yesterday about hamstrings: Why do we have to work on them every time? By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 08:17 am
Douchebags Compulsive Narcissist He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!! I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 06:42 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Day to day life SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute. Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 04:50 am
Gorgessity Must have been a rough day Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 03:47 am
Katie Holmes Robo hits the high notes A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass. Seriously. The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 03:10 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried For The Record In support of her new album Circus, dropping December 2nd, Britney has filmed a 90 minute doc with MTV chronicling her comeback with footage from her rehearsals, from backstage at the VMAs, spotlighting her struggle to put last year behind her, and featuring candid reflections about her breakdown and subsequent By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 03:04 am
Intro for Oct 10, 2008 Dear Gossips, A Britney documentary? 90 minutes of Chicken Fried candid, behind the scenes, and a glimpse into her life – then and now? I can’t wait six weeks! The preview is below. Finally it’s the weekend. And Thanksgiving in Canada on Monday! Happy Thanksgiving! Have a great weekend! By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 02:55 am
Madonna Madonna Movie Night! Next Tuesday, October 14th… CARE TO TRUTH OR DARE? In celebration of Madonna’s return to Toronto, we are bringing Truth or Dare back to the big screen! And for a good cause! Everyone is welcome by donation – all proceeds are going to RAISING MALAWI. We are also screening a By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:29 pm
Ebola Victims Everyone purees Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 11:13 am
Dumbass Smell like Chicken Fried Photoshop New ads for Britney’s new fragrance Hidden Fantasy. Terrible name. Major photoshopping. And the tag line kills me: What do you have to hide? What does SHE have to hide? NOTHING! I could probably how many times she forgot her own name today. Because we know everything about the By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 08:31 am
Break Ups The BoyBand Theory lives on I like Taylor Swift. She has assy hair but she seems sweet. Much sweeter than that massive bitch Carrie Underwood. So I feel badly that young Taylor Swift has had her heart broken and her gay virgin popped all in one shot. Welcome to the club, honey. Us Weekly is By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 08:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad’s Angie We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 06:46 am
Faux Gossip Smut and the Economy In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 05:03 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci on the move Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:50 am
Girly Throw Downs Throwdown: Mischa vs Posh! So apparently Mischa has nothing better to do but beg designers for a seat during London Fashion Week. That would be because she’s almost Tara Reid: Zero career, zero prospects, zero potential. Still… Mischa fashions herself a fashion girl, which may have been the case once upon a time, By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow How to dress GOOPy F*ck the recipes and the London gastro-scene…right? Coming from my Gwyneth, it’s the CLOTHES you care about. And so after 2 previous newsletters, and much pleading from many of you to be accepted, Gwyneth’s GOOPy team has apparently finally sorted out their launch pains – most should By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:38 am
