Smutty Surgery They all just “try” it Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 03:28 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy and the Twins at Heathrow! No…the OTHER Twins. The Olsens. My Gwyneth arrived at Heathrow bound for NYC today and ran into MK and Ashley. You’ll note all of them are wearing flat boots and not stilettos. Even though they don’t have children to chase after. Victoria Beckham on the other hand By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 11:59 am
Gerard Butler Mr Spittle’s side of the story New sources have now suddenly come forward about the Gerard Butler beating incident last night. Ohhhhhh.... so he was provoked! According to pro-Butler accounts, the pap was a dickhead and tried to kill people with his car while following the star and was doing so for hours. This is why By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 08:34 am
Dumbass Spraying punches with his spittle? TMZ is reporting that last night, Gerard Butler allegedly attacked a pap who followed him out of a club. Gerry left Crown Bar at 2am and the photographer trailed his limo. At some point the limo stopped, Gerry got out and demanded to know why he was being tailed. The By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 07:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci’s one of a kind Since Katie Holmes soothes so much of her heartache shopping at Roger Vivier, the line’s creative director decided to thank Mrs Robo by presenting Little Sci with her very own pair of custom patent flats – inspired by Catherine Deneuve in Belle du Jour. Looks like she still has to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 07:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chez Eux Photos de la Famille Pitt en arrivant a Nice cet après-midi. French is rusty. Must practise for Paris. We’re going this month! Berlin to New York to New Orleans and now home to Nice – all in less than a week! Check out the Pitts getting off the plane in By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:59 am
Denise Richards Boyfriend Jeans and Hookers This is not Denise Richards. This is Lindsay Lohan. But at first glance, for half a second, I thought it was Denise Richards. And that is not a good thing. Because whatever Lilo is, she is most certainly not the worst Bond Girl/Former Heidi Fleiss Girl ever. Lilo also By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:35 am
BFFs Beyonce sings for Porny The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 04:53 am
Maple Leaf Canada and the Brange Thank you for all your emails, Canada. And forgive me. Forgive me for not immediately picking out out a very popular Canadian. I was blinded by the Porn and the Brange. And remember what I said last week – the domestics are not for me. I don’t watch the home By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:52 am
Quiveration Halle’s sexy sh*ts and giggles She’s been named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Word. Not even the Jolie could argue with that. With the help of writer Tom Chiarella, Halle Berry wrote her own article of acceptance for the honour – a candid and entertaining and a tad too “Oprah-y” piece about what By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:25 am
Mariah Carey What Mimi gave Nick It’s Nick Cannon’s birthday today. His 28th. To celebrate, Mariah Carey hosted a party for him last night at Pure in Vegas and on the occasion of his first birthday as a married man, Meems presented her husband with the gift of Equality. Temporarily. He was allowed to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:07 am
Parent Pimps How Chicken Fried Junior keeps her man Lynne Spears is amazing. Two months ago, some trailer twat called Kelli sold her story to In Touch Weekly telling the tabloid that she and Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby father were still getting it on, even after JL found out she was pregnant. Click here for a refresher. Then By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 02:50 am
Famewhores Pitt Philanthropic Porn Killing several birds with one Pitt Porn – once again the Brange is owning the game and once again, they’re using the Pitt Porn to sell the message. I buy! I buy! As you know, Brad and Angelina and the babies are all in New Orleans. Brad’s Make it By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 02:38 am
Famewhores Granny’s baby is smarter than yours Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was interviewed on the carpet last night and told reporters that that pillow she gave birth to is now reading the encyclopedia: “She is smiling. She is reading the encyclopedia.” Gran was joking… I guess? Not really. OF COURSE Granny would birth a baby that could By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 02:26 pm
Famewhores Friends with Gwen Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 10:12 am
Xenu She’s with them Jennifer Lopez last night at the Women in Hollywood event, kinda bland and frumpy, and posing with her Xenu bestie Leah Remini who actually looks possessed. Not unlike Katie Holmes. And John Travolta. And Kelly Preston. Oh yeah, and Tom Cruise. And soon… Jennifer Lopez. In a new interview for By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 05:01 am
