BFFs Gwyneth eats…and cooks! Of course she does. She’s perfect, didn’t you know? And she speaks Spanish, some Italian, can do a brilliant British accent, is adored by Sir Anthony Hopkins, and Steven Spielberg, and Jay Z, and Madonna, and European royalty…but she’s still tight with her high school friends By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 06:19 am
Quiveration The Dark Knight after the storm Few celebrities come out the other end of a family scandal relatively unscathed. Christian Bale however has managed to accomplish just that. Quietly, with dignity, without sitting down opposite Barbara Walters wailing his balls off, or allowing his publicist to leak gratuitous stories in his favour. Rather, Bale put his By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 05:58 am
Lindsay Lohan Up all night Restless all day. Apparently this is how she’s been spending her time. Here are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping at Fred Segal yesterday, then going for lunch after hitting the club scene several times the last few days. As you can see, Lilo looks super skinny in black By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 05:34 am
Quiveration Becks plays... Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:23 am
Parent Pimps JailBait Ingrate Suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise… after all, Billy Ray Cyrus is a parent pimp, whoring his kid out to Disney to sustain the acid wash lifestyle he’d been accustomed to after his one hit wonder. Why then should he be expected to instill in his child commodity By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:17 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze: the working mom When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:15 am
Whitney Houston Forever an Old School Gay Seriously dude… get a laptop. But being gay in the modern era clearly isn’t working for George Michael. Back in the day, before the internets and chat rooms, in-the-dark-park hookups were a necessary part of getting your fix… an erotic little adventure with a hint danger thrown into the By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:10 am
Bad Style White Wedges in the city! How much do you love it that he busted them out in New York City? Check it out – Tom Cruise out and about in his signature white wedges borrowed from Victoria Beckham, in pristine condition, getting a little lift, an extra inch or two to pad his diminutive 5 ft By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:05 am
Emmy Awards 2008 Worst Emmy 2008: Not Alyssa Milano This is the only photo I could find. Which is shocking. Worst dressed photos sell almost as briskly as best dressed ones. …the f&ck was she thinking??? Am most offended by the small details. Like those shoes. Those Asian massage parlour shoes. Jessica Simpson shoes. Shoes for women By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:50 am
Girlcrushes Best Emmy: Tina Fey Here’s a novel idea: write before you can act. Tina Fey became famous for her brain and her sense of humour stands today as the most respected woman in the business. Do parent pimps look to Tina Fey for inspiration? Do they enroll their kids in creative writing instead By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:47 am
Bad Style Worst Emmy Hair: Jennifer Love Hewitt Size Two wore her hair for a small town prom. Or a small town wedding circa 1995. How the f&ck does this get past security? How the f&ck did she find a stylist even willing to do this? Ken Paves wouldn’t do this! Even Ken By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:44 am
Thinnification Best Emmy Hair: Felicity Huffman Super bob. Age appropriate bob. Unfussy and uncomplicated and it looks amazing on her. Her body looks amazing on her too. But some say Felicity Huffman can be a little too body focused… A lot of attention is being paid of late to young actresses on tv and their dangerous By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:31 am
Bad Style Worst Emmy Makeup: Eva Longoria Parker Too much hanging out with Posh. This is vintage Victoria Beckham: make everyone around you look worse. It’s working with Eva Longoria. And of course, it’s easy enough with Ken Paves cocking up her hair. The dress doesn’t help either. Of course it’s f&cking By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:27 am
Emmy Awards 2008 Most Emmy Overrated: Evangeline Lilly Everyone is losing their sh*t today over her dress. Really? She’s gorgeous, yes. Her skin is ridiculous, yes. Body is the tightest, yes. But the dress? Hate the crushed velvet. And that ratty fringe hanging off of it. Like some kind of converted 70s disco carpet from a By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:22 am
Quiveration Best Emmy Couple: Neil Patrick Harris Never mind that his boyfriend looks like a young waxy gay Val Kilmer. It’s not important. What’s important is that NPH is the hotness. And I want him. So poised, so self assured, so damn sexy in his confidence, such an inspiration for Zac Efron when he finally By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:16 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Worst Emmy Couple: Patrick Dempsey & Mrs BitchFace Another carpet, another case of the BitchFace. She tried to smile and it almost incapacitated her. My mother calls it Fu Gwa Gon: Dry Bitter Melon Peels. Her godson married a Fu Gwa Gon. Even when she’s happy she looks like she’s at a funeral. One day a By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:11 am
