Quiveration Two games, two goals, two teams David Beckham is loving Milan. And right now Milan is loving David Beckham. He scored on the weekend and he scored again yesterday – two goals, two games, and now a controversy mounting… two teams. As you know, Becks is on loan to AC Milan from the LA Galaxy for two By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 02:06 am
Famewhores Brange sateen It’s the Brange on the red carpet in Tokyo for the Benjamin Button premiere electrifying the Hello Kitties, continuing to work it, work it, work it. As mentioned earlier, Slumdog is under attack. And Brad’s film is not. The Los Angeles Times after the SAGs on Sunday even By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 01:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Granny before and after It’s Gran! She’s in Rome for Nine with Daniel Day-Lewis, the longest shoot ever! Can’t wait to see how Nine will play out. Because it’s currently slated for a November 2009 release which means Harvey Weinstein will push for Oscar season… And among all of By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 11:30 am
Dumbass Please.Make.Her.Stop No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. F-cking Scarlett Johansson. Yeah. Her. Like it wasn’t enough that she put out a Tom Waits cover album last year. Now…now she’s covering Jeff Buckley. I just… I can’t… Am not being facetious, this made me want to cry. And I’m By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 10:08 am
Clown Size 2 is everywhere This Simpson business… As you know, these photos have made headlines everywhere. Like if the Brange hadn’t come along to show off the family in Tokyo, Jessica's pictures would have been the top story all week long. But no one beats the Brange. For the record, in By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 08:15 am
BFFs Prada Double! New issue of Hello! Canada with Hot Harry on a Horse and Chelsy on the cover but inside… a sweet little treat! Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway became close on set of Devil Wears Prada, they were both disappointed by their men last year: Anne of course because she was By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 07:44 am
Parent Pimps Abs, abs, abs Damn. Abs. Britney. She's been steering clear of the paps for weeks - a very smart strategy. Because the less we see of her, the hungrier we get, the hungrier we are for the tour. It's back to Disney-style control, see? Team Britney is now controlling By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 06:07 am
Douchebags Not sad smut, just big douche Many of you kind hearted souls were worried about Joaquin Phoenix - his unkempt appearance, his BYE GOOD retirement, his bizarre antics - and you appealed to have him classified as sad smut. JP is not sad smut. But he is a f-cking loser. So the rap endeavour, his explanation to By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 05:13 am
Famewhores Brad and baby bjorns Brad Pitt and David Fincher in Japan at a Benjamin Button presser probably trying to talk about the movie while Hello Kitties just wanted to throw stuffed toys at them and cry. I like the way his sweater fits. And his pants. And his gait. Brad in motion photos are By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 03:15 am
Famewhores Does she need a job? Because she’s sure is whoring it out like she does. Check out Geri Halliwell showing off her big ass new engagement ring valued at almost half a million (US$) arriving in Madrid today with her new fiancé – the “yacht tycoon” (???) – taking a page out of Victoria Beckham’s airport By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 01:48 am
Orlando Bloom Three Whiskers got a job! It’s been a long, long time. And he owes Mark Ruffalo. Mark is directing a new film called Sympathy for Delicious and because he’s the sweetest guy ever has charitably offered Orlando Bloom a part. But can Orly keep up? Delicious also stars the underrated Laura Linney who, By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 01:42 am
Girlcrushes Amy’s new job! Short maternity leave. Check out Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones yesterday shooting scenes for Amy’s new pilot for NBC from Greg Daniels, executive producer of The Office. The project still does not have a title but word is the first script is hilarious. Yay! Like The Office, Amy’s By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 01:33 am
Quiveration Baby blue track pants! Don’t know why but my favourite photos this morning are of Hugh Jackman at the playground with his wife and daughter Ava yesterday in New York wearing his styley hat and… track pants. BABY BLUE track pants! Where I come from, dudes who wear baby blue track pants also By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 01:23 am
Girlcrushes Olga is not demode My Olga Kurylenko is in Paris for Fashion Week – at Chanel today and look! Blessed by the Karl himself! Karl seems to be quite pleased by this new Bond girl. But of course not quite as taken as he is by Keira Knightley who is very thin and doesn’t By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 09:43 am
Ebola Victims Punk ass demode It’s Avril Lavigne, punk ass little bitch in perpetuity, on set of a photo shoot yesterday appealing to 14 year olds. Avril is now 24. And this is her curse. She has not evolved with her fan base. Even Britney has evolved with her fan base. Or vice versa. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 08:36 am
Sports The First Couple of Fail There is no hate-on for Porny. Quite the opposite actually. Over time, my black ass heart has opened for Jessica Simpson out of sheer pity. She doesn’t mean unwell. She’s not poorly intentioned. But she was raised, well, you know, by a dude who freely talks about By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 06:45 am
