Famewhores Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. So By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:22 am
Famewhores The Porn Pretenders There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:14 am
Brad Pitt Angie Spanx? Can you see her Spanx line? I can see her Spanx line! How amazing is it that Angelina Jolie has to wear Spanx too?!?! Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have to wear Spanx. Then again, Jennifer Aniston hasn’t birthed twins. Four months after Their Holy Arrival, and contrary to the By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:01 am
Quiveration Sushi Porn came first Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 04:02 am
Girlcrushes Intro for Oct 05, 2008 Dear Gossips, Every Saturday night, Tina Fey keeps rocking my world. Another brilliant performance parodying Palin – did you watch? That Tina was excellent is no surprise. The surprise however was Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is a f&cking rock star. She killed it. She totally killed it. From her By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 03:37 am
Reese Witherspoon Lonely Jakey in London Jakey Gyllenhaal had dinner last night at Cipriani and left via the back door, hoping to elude photographers. Not successful. Jakey’s been in London shooting the Prince of Persia for what seems like ever while Reese has been tied up with her kids in LA. Apparently they Skype whenever By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 10:09 am
Bad Style Ashley’s assy dress Ashley Judd attended the World Youth AIDS gala last night wearing this. What is that? Why is that? Why would anyone wear that? Ashley’s career has slowed down dramatically the last few years since she married – perhaps by choice but also by reality. Head to head among her peers By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 09:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara and her companions Miss Z ordered her mother to take her to the art store today in New York and she let her brothers come along too. Here they are – Angelina, Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara getting spoiled in the city. Damn these three have nice clothes. Look at their shirts. I want By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 08:45 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth’s London The first GOOPy newsletter was all about recipes. I have received dozens and dozens of emails from those who’ve tried the turkey ragu. Each and every person enjoyed it. In fact, they LOVED it. Turkey? Really? Ew. So please. I need to hear from at least one of you By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 06:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Kiki and Natalie Kirsten Dunst is currently promoting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. During junket interviews the other day, she was asked about her time in rehab earlier this year and how she’s changed: "Everybody in life goes through obstacles in different times of their life, and this year By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 04:33 am
Gorgessity By night… Last night, a dinner for The Changeling at Il Buco in New York, you will note how it was set up like an impromptu red carpet and as such her security gave them space to shoot her. And she obliged. But why not? Her skin looks amazing next to her By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 04:06 am
Gorgessity By day… The Brange is back and better…and BIGGER too! Squee!!! Unseen for 4 months, as you know the tabloids chose to sell by telling the worst: that Angelina Jolie is starving, that she “looks in the mirror and thinks she’s fat”, that Brad is threatening to leave her. It By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 03:49 am
Intro for Oct 04, 2008 Dear Gossips, The occasional weekend smut is good for the soul…and the Jolie agrees. She returned last night and blew everyone out of the water. Sigh. Nobody does it better. I posted late in the day yesterday – scroll down to get caught up. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Madonna By Lainey • Oct 04, 2008 03:42 am
BFFs Stella hearts Bruno You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 11:57 am
Frauds Granny Hip Hop Can you believe Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip once dated? It was, of course, after her split from Tom Cruise…during her soul phase. Obviously it didn’t work out. Q-Tip probably wasn’t down with her growing botox habit and the prospect of a contracted relationship. However, they By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 09:46 am
Harry Potter Hermione & Fleur At Chanel. Paris fashion week. It’s Emma Watson, of course, with her one time co-star Clemence Poesy who played Fleur Delacour. And if you have no idea who that is… WHY NOT!!!??? Fleur did not appear in the film versions of OotP and will not in the HBP but, By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 08:19 am
