Clown Not a murderer, just a liar? Or both? Ebola’s people are insisting that there’s no truth to the reports yesterday that Ebola left two of her dogs out in the yard to die by coyote. She says the pups are alive and well, even though she herself can’t keep track of how many By Lainey • Sep 19, 2008 03:09 am
Maple Leaf Degrassi goes to Hollywood Teen dramas don’t just exist in the states. Degrassi’s been doing it for years. New season, new stories, new faces…and some Hollywood styles too! Details? Degrassi is currently shooting extra episodes with an LA spin featuring my girl Lauren Collins and Cassie Steele with guest appearances by By Lainey • Sep 19, 2008 03:04 am
Maple Leaf He paid... For his mistake. Losing his passport and disappointing his fans at TIFF. Joshua Jackson had an accident on the set of Fringe which is pulling in very healthy numbers. Yay! Apparently there was a copper wire, it went up his nose, resulting in a vein bleed, landing him in hospital. By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 10:09 am
Brad Pitt Does this still sell? Really? Every few weeks or so it’s bound to happen. A Pitt split bullsh*t story… But how many times does Life & Style have to get it wrong before they go out of business? First… as I reported from TIFF… Brad and Jennifer Aniston did not hook up By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 08:46 am
Quiveration Strolling with Sherlock He will be shooting Sherlock Holmes with Guy Ritchie so as you can see RDJ is getting acquainted with London, out for a stroll today with a young woman, not his wife, though presumably not smutty either. Iron Man the DVD will be released by the end of the month. By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 08:30 am
Ebola Victims Excuse for murder X17 is reporting that two of Ebola’s dogs were killed because they were ambushed by a coyote in the middle of the night. Apparently this happens often in the hills. I don’t doubt it. But I also doubt this is how the dogs died. You’ve heard the By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 05:18 am
Blind Riddles Star Treatment How does he roll? Private plane on someone else’s dime with specific requests about the type of aircraft…like it’s not enough to bypass commercial flying, you need to fly in a particular model. But that’s just the beginning. He can only travel in matching (like MATCHING! By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 05:03 am
Renee Zellweger Snapface at the corral Is it just me or is Snappy’s face a little less taut? Wait. Never mind. She smiled. That sh*t is about to torpedo all the way back to the ranch. Microderm abrasion every day? This is Renee Zellweger at last’s night Appaloosa premiere posing as hard as By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 03:28 am
Hollywood Closet The Tom Clock It’s like a menstrual cycle the way he operates. Very predictable. As mentioned yesterday, it’s been weeks since Tom’s been sighted. But previews for All My Sons begin today, so of course, of course he picked up Katie after final rehearsal yesterday. With great fanfare. Glum and By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 02:19 am
Bad Style More than the hair This is Jude Law last night leaving Claridges after the Tropic Thunder premiere. Like… shave your f7cking head already! My dad started losing his hair at 25. And he persisted with the combover. And when it was blowing outside the longer parts would flip in the wind and I remember By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 10:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci’s little bag Previews for All My Sons begin tomorrow and show producers are insisting that despite internet reports ticket sales are robust. Probably because the Church has mobilised their crazy army. In advance of her big debut, Katie Holmes has remained focused in New York, shunning fashion week entirely to devote all By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 09:09 am
Patrick Dempsey Waiting for Grey’s Are you? Gave up on it when it jumped the shark but Duana was like – just watch after the writer’s strike and surprisingly the final 3 episodes of last season sorta brought it back. One week to go – Grey’s Anatomy is back on Thursday and Meredith and Derek By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 08:39 am
B-tch please Hello Posh dresses You know she designs “haute couture” now, right? A debut collection of 10 dresses shown in New York last week that Vogue incomprehensibly called “one of the hottest things going in New York.” Anna Wintour must be trying to sleep with David Beckham. Two of Victoria’s items are showcased By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 06:27 am
Throw the douche a bone John Mayer learned his lesson the hard way: Jennifer Aniston is not Jessica Simpson. And as soon as he ceased being Jen’s boyfriend, his stock totally crashed. Word is he was choked that the paps weren’t following him around as much anymore. Apparently he became rather upset when By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 05:15 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried Mamma TV Lynne Spears appeared on The Today Show this morning to promote that book - the one in which she reveals “a mother’s heartbreak” watching Britney deal with the pleasures and the peril of fame. Of course, as you would expect, they softballed her the entire time. No tough questions, By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 04:42 am
Emma Watson Front Row Emma How they grow. I asked Emma Watson last year why she and Rupert and DanRad weren’t in rehab or involved in weekly car accidents. I asked her why they hadn’t been arrested yet. Both she and Daniel agreed that it was the British upbringing. That even though they By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 03:58 am
