Douchebags SAG Crotch Itch: Mickey Rourke It’s no secret…he’ll readily admit it… the man is depraved. Quite obviously, awards season turns him on. Or his psoriasis is flaring up. Whatever the reason, Mickey Rourke can’t keep his hands off his junk. Like constantly. Perhaps it’s his way of dealing with nerves. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 12:38 am
SAG Awards 2009 SAG Awards Wrap-Up Slumdog is sweeping everything. Like, everything. But never forget what the Academy did to Brokeback. So the SAGs happened last night. The Brange, as usual, had them screaming loudest even though Angelina decided to put everyone to sleep in her toga. But Meryl, Kate, Tina Fey…how’s that for By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 12:33 am
George Clooney After all these years There he is! George Clooney on the set of ER in scrubs – Doug Ross is back! And he looks great! Storyline not yet confirmed and no reports of Nurse Hathaway Julianna Margulies changing her mind and making a visit too so it sounds like for now, Dr Ross’s return By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 07:48 am
B-tch please Nobody puts Cheesy in a corner Earlier this week at the inauguration, Mimi was forced to sit among the likes of Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys, and Bruce Springsteen in the VIP section. This did not please the Cheese. She apparently lost her sh-t when she found out her seat was not By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 06:26 am
Parent Pimps Remember when… That idiot Stephenie Meyer proclaimed Robert Pattinson’s performance in Twilight worthy of an Oscar? As you know, Oscar nominations were announced yesterday. Robert Pattinson was not included. And Twilight super losers probably believe it’s an even bigger snub than Springsteen for Best Song. Seriously, I have the hardest By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 05:19 am
Clown First good move In a while. Sienna Miller to Broadway in September in After Miss Julie. It’s one of only three roles in the production and it’s a very good opportunity for Sienna to do something other than date married men and stumble out of bars with married men in the By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 04:52 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Coachella? That’s the rumour. Britney Spears to perform at Coachella. The timing works with her tour schedule and Madonna’s done Coachella before too but… At least Madge tries to sing live. And does so for most of her shows. Britney can only lip-synch, and badly at that. Not By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 03:21 am
Anne Hathaway The Oscar Roundtable Every year Newsweek puts 6 of them in a room and turns on the video. They interview each other, they discuss their “craft”, they squirm, they show off, they hide, they joke… it’s fascinating. Especially with the current crop: Frank Langella, Brad Pitt, Mickey Rourke, Sally Hawkins, Robert Downey By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 03:11 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Not moving out Last night at the opening of The American Plan on Broadway, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick out together in public for the first time since Star Magazine reported that she’d moved out of their house. Star has been all over their fragile marriage, for once seeming to get By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 02:22 am
Colin Farrell Colin & Keira Oh the smutty possibilities. The Daily Mail is reporting that Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell have just signed on to a new movie together and they will be lovers. Fireworks on set, love it. Keira’s to play an actress who goes all Greta Garbo, hiding away in apartment popping By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 02:08 am
Maple Leaf Ryan and Hugh working out Exclusive photos of Ryan Reynolds in Vancouver today working out before heading to the Wolverine set. As you can see, he looks great, clean cut and ripped, and beautiful Hollywood skin. Does he wear foundation to the gym too? Jokes! Chill! Ryan wraps in a few days and will likely By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 01:03 pm
Gorgessity Bringing porn to the Oscars MUCH better than that old lady sidesweep from the other night. This is more like the Jolie. A very, very beautiful Jolie, her hair thick loose and cascading around her shoulders (and lighter?), wearing a beautiful grey coat, no waxy skin with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass at By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 09:49 am
Kate Winslet Remember when… Nicole Kidman was supposed to star in The Reader? Would today have been the same if you replace Kate Winslet with Granny Freeze. Heh. Oscar nomination day, everyone is being so gracious. So let’s not. Hanna Schmitz, who spends a large part of the first quarter of The Reader By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 08:31 am
B-tch please Miss GOOPy’s book list Thanks to all of you for forwarding. Looks like my Gwyneth has A LOT of subscribers? See? You hate her but you can’t help it! OK, just teasing. As mentioned last week, this is the one worth looking at: Gwyneth Paltrow and her friends and their recommended reading list. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 07:27 am
Freida Pinto Slumdog vs Goliath So you know by now, it’s Slumdog the Underdog vs Benjamin Button Goliath at the Oscars. Understand who Academy members actually are: old people and Hollywood players. This is why Crash won so undeservedly over Brokeback Mountain. Because they voted for their friends. Benjamin Button is a Hollywood movie. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 06:40 am
Sports Pretty soon we'll stop caring Am on Oscar press duty at the moment so blogging from blackberry - sorry for rushed text. So last week People reported Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady got engaged. If People says it it has to be true right? Well now she's given an intv in Brasil denying the By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 04:55 am
