Clown Disney twats are delusional It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 04:33 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Will at 40 Is damn fine. Look at that skin! Will Smith celebrated his 40th birthday yesterday and was joined by family at his son Trey’s football game. Do you see Carlton? It’s Carlton! Will shares his birthday with Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas… which has always had me wondering By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 03:52 am
Hollywood Closet DanRad > Katie? Equus opened on Broadway last night with Daniel Radcliffe receiving rave reviews. Much more enthusiastic than Katie Holmes’s debut a week earlier. Oh but he’s…. so not cute anymore. Photos attached of Dan on stage and at the afterparty with his gross pubey facial hair in an awkward, By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 03:21 am
Intro for Sep 26, 2008 Dear Gossips, Ummmmm…Kevin McKidd? Like he can be a Grey’s series regular ANYtime. Man makes Patrick Dempsey look like Daniel Radcliffe. Ew! Britney’s Womaniser was released today – have you heard it? Click here … Don’t hate but don’t love. A little too generic, non? It’s By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 03:11 am
Jon Stewart Imagine… A world without Stewart and Colbert??? Blasphemy! The new cover of Entertainment Weekly. Amazing. The article opens like this and keeps getting better: In the midst of re-creating the controversial New Yorker cover illustration of Barack and Michelle Obama for the cover photo that graces this week's print By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 11:04 am
Jennifer Aniston Where’s Gerry???!!!! Find him! Find him, Stephen Huvane! Because this is bad… This is very, very, VERY bad. It doesn’t get badder than drunk dialing…but drunk dialing that self fellating douchebag John Mayer? Pathetic. The Daily Mail is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has been drunk dialing John Mayer. Apparently she By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 09:40 am
Jennifer Lopez Step aside, Shelfy The original ass is back. And she’s in Italy too! D&G show last night – check out Jennifer Lopez, spectacularly but undoubtedly aided by Spanx, working the runway and basking in the spotlight alongside Marc Anthony and Matthew McConaughey. But his baby mother Camila is SOOOOO beautiful, non? By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 08:12 am
Famewhores Big Apple Pose-Off! Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 07:00 am
Lauren Conrad If you care… That is Audrina Partridge last night leaving Crown Bar hand in hand with Justin Bobby. And this is Whitney Port in New York shooting The City, her new spin off. Laguna, The Hills, The City… The OC keeps giving and giving. Will Whitney become as incredibly famous as Lauren Conrad? By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 04:12 am
Maple Leaf RDJ and Rachel McAdams As you know, RDJ is the new Sherlock Holmes, directed by Guy Ritchie. His leading lady? None other than Rachel McAdams – according to Access Hollywood Rachel has accepted the part and will participate in a press conference in London on October 1st to announce preproduction on the project. Good news By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 03:53 am
Break Ups Setting up Natalie Portman People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart. Works for me… Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 03:30 am
Maple Leaf Shenae says she eats Posing with food means you’re actually eating the food…right? This is Shenae Grimes on the set of 90210 yesterday after a visit to craft services yesterday. Conveniently the paps happened to be there too… As you know, the stars of the show have been at the centre of By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 03:09 am
Brad Pitt Meeting the bastards Last night in Berlin – Brad Pitt meets other cast members working on Inglorious Bastards with Quentin Tarantino, said to be his most exciting script since, yes, Pulp Fiction. Brad begins preparation on the film amid more rumours that he and Angelina are on the outs, with UK gossips jumping on By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 03:03 am
Johnny Depp Depp & Disney Johnny Depp as The Lone Ranger? Or Tonto? Disney unveiled its slate of blockbuster projects yesterday at the Kodak Theatre with Johnny Depp making a surprise appearance and it sounds like Depp is committed to Disney for at least the next decade. Good for them, good for him, maybe not By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 02:36 am
Girlcrushes Marion loves Madge It’s been too long! Marion Cotillard, my French love, at the Madonna concert last weekend and even better… she’s with Guillaume! They’re still together! Squeeeeee! Marion has been working on Nine in London with Daniel Day Lewis, Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Fergie, and Granny Freeze. She’s By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 09:44 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Tod’s is GOOPy? One of the most expensive luxury brands and, naturally, she is their current spokesperson. Tod’s can get away with selling their non leather bags for more than its leather counterparts even from equally fancy pantsy labels. Here’s Gwyneth today in Milan with Diega Della Valle, chairman and CEO By Lainey • Sep 24, 2008 08:30 am
