Beyoncé B’s Iconic Ambitions Beyonce on the cover of the new Marie Claire UK with a tiny little waist and inside the pages of the magazine again with a tiny little waist. She concedes though, unlike those other lying skinny bitches, that it’s hard work balancing those curves, insisting before arriving at the By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 08:46 am
Keira Knightley The Duchess in blue People keep saying Keira Knightley is too thin. Can’t imagine why. She’s, like, so totally healthy looking, don’t you think? That said, I LOVE this dress. For her. It’s gorgeous. London premiere of The Duchess is happening right now – Keira brought her bones along with her By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 08:34 am
Michael Phelps Never mind the medals Michael Phelps has officially been anointed. He has met the Mighty Opes! Oprah’s Olympic special was taped today – have already heard from audience members lucky enough to be admitted into church … by all accounts it’s a great show. Another must-watch season opener from the most powerful person in By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 07:19 am
Want to party with SamRo and Diddy??? As we announced last week, eTalk is kicking off TIFF with a massive block party at our headquarters at Queen and John with Diddy headlining and Samantha Ronson spinning and celebrities walking the carpet. eTalk hosts Ben Mulroney and Tanya Kim will be interviewing arrivals on the live telecast and By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 04:17 am
Bad Style Bad Hair-Off Nicolas Cage at Letterman last night or John Travolta’s spray paint surprise from the Superbowl? Which is worse? Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 04:01 am
Anne Hathaway Anne’s bittersweet summer She’s not my favourite, but I do admire how Anne Hathaway went from Princess Bride to Brokeback to Rachel Getting Married premiering at the Venice Film Festival. It’s an impressive career trajectory – one that could have easily gone in a much more generic, much less successful direction. Emmy By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 03:11 am
Cameron Diaz Still on after summer It was shocking when Paul Sculfor made it past 2 weeks. Even more so that it’s been over 2 months. Manslinging Cameron Diaz’s multi-city romance is clearly still going strong as she and Paul were sighted all over NYC yesterday walking hand in hand, he indulged her while By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 02:39 am
Bad Style Grey brows, pink lips Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really? By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 02:30 am
Quiveration His First Franchise James McAvoy quivering me in Japan while promoting Wanted. I love you. As for Wanted – it was so well received and such a box office success that Wanted 2 and Wanted 3 are already in preproduction with both screenwriters already working on the scripts to round out the trilogy. More By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 02:22 am
Clown No match for a Queen At the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, Lily Allen was overdressed and overdrunk, arriving in an inexplicably over the top massive gown and getting progressively more licked as the evening wore on, so drunk she dared to disrespect Elton John on stage. They appeared together, By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 02:17 am
Jennifer Aniston Where she belongs As you know, Jennifer Aniston is guest starring on 30 Rock, back on tv where she belongs…truly a tv girl forever, in the wise, bitchy words of my Gwynnie. First shots of Jennifer shooting with Tina Fey have been released. They appear to be recreating the fountain shots from By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 08:28 am
Keira Knightley Take her seriously because she swears The Duchess premieres in London tomorrow and will also screen at TIFF. The film is already receiving early Oscar buzz and Keira Knightley is once again on the first list of potential Best Actress nominees. They say she is magnificent. They say it’s her best work. The Duchess tells By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 07:33 am
Gossip Girl Gossip Lives! Judging by your emails, you enjoyed it last night, yes? Season 2 premiere of Gossip Girls and the next battle of Blair v Chuck – delicious, right? And proof that in spite of the proliferation of garbage like America’s GotSh*tTalent, quality can still exist on television without compromising dishy, By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 05:50 am
Girlcrushes Natalie in Venice Duana and I disagree on many things – Michael Phelps, her hair, my hair, Anne Hathaway – but we are most diametrically opposed on the subject of Natalie Portman. Duey can’t bear Natalie Portman. I, on the other hand, worship Natalie Portman. Here she is, at various engagements during the Venice By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 04:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara’s turn Last week Maddox and Pax joined dad in Venice – now it appears to be Zahara’s turn to travel. Seen here – Brad Pitt with his first daughter in Cannes… could Zahara be Toronto-bound? Z to ward off the clingy ex-wife…and tabloid insinuations of a clingy ex-wife hookup? Seems a By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 03:15 am
Douchebags Virus Victims are Worthless It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 03:01 am
