Quiveration Johnny Wet & Sweaty While Granny Freeze and Madonna desperate try to hold back time with Botox, yoga, and thousand dollar elixirs, chainsmoking Johnny Depp somehow manages to stay exactly the same… It’s the genes. Quiver over your Lifetime Man, in Florida the other night reuniting with his band The Kids for a By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:29 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone They Don’t Practise First let me get this off my chest: I want her hair. And while many of you have been kind to send your tips, I’ve tried… and it’s impossible. The Chinese won’t bend that way. A heavily made-up Madonna accompanied Guy Ritchie last night to the London By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Nahla Not-For-Sale Hello baby! Meet Nahla Ariela Aubrey, daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. Nahla is a rare gem. Because Nahla was not sold to a magazine. Nahla is not for sale. But Halle was evidently tired of the mad rush for pap pictures. Which is why she provided them democratically: By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:08 am
David Duchovny The Fine Print of Infidelity David Duchovny, sex addict. As you know, he released a preemptive statement last week announcing his admission to rehab amid rumours of infidelity that had been swirling for some time. The statement was both sudden and also very specific, leading many to wonder when the other shoe would drop… if By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:00 am
Charlize Theron The Bitch who brings it Charlize Theron at the Venice Film Festival for The Burning Plain, a film she is also bringing to Toronto for TIFF. Since she’s all serious and arty now, no longer the naked blonde we once saw in Two Days in the Valley, Charlize offered this interpretation of her character By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 08:51 am
Hook Ups Michael and the kids Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 06:51 am
Adrian Grenier Entourage + 1 Season 5 premieres on HBO September 7th and in Canada on TMN and Movie Central the same evening. Many members of the media screened the first 2 episodes this week. Was fortunate enough to be included and while the show has been criticised recently for losing its edge during seasons By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 05:31 am
Douchebags Now he’s Christopher Nolan Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 04:44 am
Cheating Loins Going on 2 weeks Since Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty were last together. He’s rarely been seen back in LA while she went off for another holiday with friends before returning to London, where she was spotted yesterday wearing skinny jeans and big boots and today in her version of the boyfriend jeans By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:59 am
Lindsay Lohan Diddy, SamRo…Lilo? Shameless self promotion. Click away if you don’t care. As you know, festival season begins in Toronto next Thursday September 4th and eTalk etalk.ctv.ca is all over it starting with the eTalk Festival Party on Friday, September 5th. It’s a live red carpet broadcast across Canada. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:26 am
Victoria Beckham Dinner with the Upstager You may assume looking at these photos of Victoria Beckham, dressed in a long black column, that she was just departing a gala. Perhaps a major awards show. A red carpet event. Negative. Posh was in Manchester last night, out for dinner with friends before an appearance today at Harvey By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:09 am
David Duchovny What Truth Is Out There? David Duchovny revealed first to friendly, unjudgy People Magazine yesterday that he’s a sex addict and is going to rehab for it. This on the heels of rumours that have been swirling for months, even years, that he is a chronic philanderer. What makes the situation surprising then is By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 02:53 am
Friday Night Lights Friday Night Love Triangle Key to attracting more viewers? Ass. Hot ass. Hot girl ass. Hot man ass. New man ass. Meet Zach Roerig. Ausiello is reporting that Zach will come between Tyra and Landry, playing a character called Cash (Cash!!!) who’s some kind of rodeo dude. A quick google search for Zach By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 09:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Home to Mom Two days with dad in Venice, now it’s back home to mom – here are the Pitt boys leaving today after some bonding time with Brad. Maybe they’ll come with dad to Toronto? Or will he treat the girls to the trip instead? Can you imagine? Miss Zahara and By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 07:24 am
Sports Tour de Phelps Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 07:11 am
Beyoncé Anna Wintour suffers for Obama If I had more money, and if my money counted in America, I’d pay for a table of tickets just for the privilege of seeing this: Sarah Jessica Parker and Anna Wintour are cohosting an event on September 9th in New York during fashion week to raise money for By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 04:47 am
