Lindsay Lohan SamRo vs Katy Perry? E! is reporting that Katy Perry is planning a Sapphic smooch on the VMAs on September 7th and her first choice, naturally, is Lindsay Lohan, since Lilo is currently walking the gay way. Will Lilo accept? Please. An attention grab on MTV’s biggest night? Of course! Will SamRo be By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 04:29 am
Ali Lohan Old Hag Supermodel Never heard of this magazine…have you? My guess is no, especially judging the budget cover. Actually…the budget everything. Over-photoshoppe is one thing but assy lighting is another. Assy lighting, assy makeup, and assy styling too. The plastic around her neck is so cheap it’s almost offensive. And By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:50 am
Jennifer Lopez Political Weave She graced a luncheon yesterday in Denver, perhaps part of the game plan agreed upon when she met with Obama staffers on Capitol Hill in June. This is the weave style JLo selected for the DNC: teased at the crown, not too long, not too short, and homemaker friendly. La By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:27 am
Sports Please. Stop. Talking. Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:05 am
Intro for Aug 28, 2008 Dear Gossips, Am loving the pomp and theatrics of the DNC, a worthy substitute to fill the aching void of Olympic obsession and help heal horrid horrid end of summer flu. And good timing too. Next week the Republicans have to compete with season premieres. John McCain or the return By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 02:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Brenda & Kelly 2008 O. M. G. They look amazing! And they made it through an interview and photo shoot without killing each other. Can you stand it? The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh willing to answer the tough questions – like their past, like the fights, like how By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 12:41 pm
Quiveration Kyle sees David’s peepee Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 12:03 pm
Quiveration But is he funny? Don’t talk. Just swim. Right? He might have been my summer crush but I’m the first to admit that he’s not the most engaging interview. Not unlike Tiger Woods, actually. Tiger either bores you to sh*ts when he’s talking or he’s offending someone. There’ By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 11:29 am
Brad Pitt Tepid Burn Brad and George on the gala carpet in Venice today promoting Burn After Reading looking impossibly dashing together after staying up late last night, shooting the sh*t with friends, doing what boys do. First reviews are now online for the Coen brothers’ follow up to No Country for Old By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 10:09 am
Quiveration Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 07:22 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Kay vs The Squawking Chicken Kay McConaughey, Matthew’s mother, might actually rival mine in no shameness. I love her. Kay, I mean. She makes my life. I need to be her friend. Kay is writing a book. The title? I AMAZE MYSELF! It’s true. She amazes me too. In her book, she describes By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 06:55 am
Gossip Girl XOXO …counting down! To Season 2 of Gossip Girl. If you are a fan, the wait is well worth it. Judging by the first three episodes, suffice to say, the show is as dirty and as delicious as ever. A few harmless spoilers? Look out! Serena and Dan are as boring as ever By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 04:20 am
Lindsay Lohan SamRo sellout? E! is reporting that Samantha Ronson has been telling friends she plans to write a book. Sam supposedly claims it’s about herself but most people are convinced it’ll really focus on Lindsay Lohan. Never one to hold back, Lilo’s opportunistic ex-con of a father, even though he’ By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 03:42 am
Dumbass Pippy Inside the Actor’s Studio No… he hasn’t been invited yet. But the way he’s talking these days, he should be f&cking cohosting the show with that insufferable but oddly compelling James Lipton. Haven’t you heard? Justin Timberlake KNOWS acting. Justin Timberlake re-wrote the definitive book on acting! Pip enlightens By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 03:20 am
Jennifer Aniston Replacing Scarjo? Oh she wishes. But let’s applaud the effort, shall we? Jennifer Aniston had dinner with Woody Allen last night at Madeo no doubt discussing a collaboration. Please. Jennifer Aniston is not Diane Keaton. And she’s about 25 years too old. Woody prefers young and nubile these days. He By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 03:03 am
Quiveration Voted Most Popular Watching them together is like that, non? High school all over again. The two most popular boys, sauntering side by side down the hall, parting the crowds, smiling easily at their subjects, the most confident gait, never in a hurry, but not terribly slow, and always a secret conversation buzzing By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 02:57 am
