Jessica Biel Shelf Ass at TIFF Full line up has now been announced for the Toronto International Film Festival. Bright stars and the potential for very, very, very juicy smut. The list of high profile expected attendees is below but right off the top – Shelfy Jessica Biel will be there! Shelf Ass trying to assert herself By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 08:29 am
Rumer Willis Housebunnies The House Bunny premiere went down last night – this is Rumey in white working her angles, trying to dominate the carpet even though she is, at best, a tertiary character. That’s my girl. The House Bunny lead of course is Anna Faris who plays the ditzy blonde to Emma By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 05:41 am
Ellen Degeneres Gay > Gold Amazing. A People Magazine decision to agree with… perhaps at the expense of the MiniVan Majority? Love the new cover, but you have to wonder, does People love the cover? Or the timing of it? Record numbers tuned in in America to watch Michael Phelps win gold last weekend. His By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 04:23 am
Famewhores The Female John Mayer Sienna Miller at LAX yesterday after 2 weeks of loved up scandalous Hollywood goodness with Balthazar Getty. Looks like someone has to get back to work. At the airport, she was met by the paps, intent of course on provoking a reaction to the question: why are you a homewrecker? By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 04:02 am
Lauren Conrad Rumey and The Hills New season of The Hills premiered last night. Am over it, didn’t watch. But apparently this is a minority sentiment. Here they are, all of them at a party to celebrate, and the cameras were there too. Of course. Heidi, in a Herve Leger and white heels, as usual, By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 03:49 am
Intro for Aug 19, 2008 Dear Gossips, “Am I need to say something? How beautiful am I?” Yelena Isinbayeva last night on NBC’s Olympic coverage. Amazing. Finally a Russian diva to entertain at the Games. No one does drama like a Russian diva. Just ask Svetlana Khorkina. Watching Yelena own that Bird’s Nest By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 02:48 am
Donnie Wahlberg Single on tour Exactly a month to go before NKOTB kicks off the tour in Toronto and for Donnie Wahlberg at least, the timing is perfect. He’s single. Donnie’s wife Kim Fey has filed for divorce and sole custody of their 2 children and spousal support too, which is another reason By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 11:04 am
Karl Lagerfeld Le Karl… Crunk! This is the best thing. Ever. The best. Like, life changing. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, the magazine asked some of the biggest names in fashion to “fantasy” pose. What’s Karl Lagerfeld’s fantasy? Karl wants to be Lil Wayne! Check out Le Karl, all crunked By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 10:12 am
Hollywood Closet Maverick flies solo For Tom Cruise, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 08:22 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Hope… or Hoax? Britney – the summer is almost over…and Britney is still well. Amazing. An end of summer tradition – always the VMAs. And for many years, Britney has been a part of it. She is already appearing in the promos with host Russell Brand and the rumours have been swirling – that she By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 07:03 am
Dumbass Alba ALMA Latina What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 05:28 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone No Rest for the 50 Madonna celebrated 50 in London this weekend at an all night party organized by Guy Ritchie – supposedly – where he publicly declared his adoration for his wife and apparently presented her with a love letter reaffirming his commitment to their marriage and more adoptions. Cutest detail? Lourdes serenaded her mother on By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 05:01 am
Ellen Degeneres Best.Suit.Ever Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 04:05 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo Triathlete vs 8 Gold Medals Jennifer Lopez is training for a triathlon. Hoping to inspire others, she appeared this morning on Good Morning America with her trainer to discuss how she’s preparing for the event. Over at NBC, The Today Show’s Matt Lauer sat down for an exclusive interview with the man of By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 03:56 am
Break Ups Like Talking to Oprah That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 03:29 am
Would You Rather Rossum for the Weekend I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Why??? Because the last one did so well? No... because she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 07:07 am
